NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS

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RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Freak magnet - 12-13-2009

5'1 (yep i'm a short arse) and green.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - twisteroo - 12-13-2009

(12-12-2009, 08:41 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(12-12-2009, 07:10 PM)twisteroo Wrote: 5'11'' Kinda grey. But I carry my 380 pounds well.

I've never seen gray eyes before, so I googled it and found a photo... there really are gray eyes in existence. I thought you were just making that up to sound interesting. ::lol::

You know what, I'm not even sure. I remember when I was 16 getting my learners permit to drive, it asked for eye color, the old man was standing there and I asked what color my eyes are, hey looked and said gray. That's been my answer ever since. My drivers license has said gray ever since, I used gray for 8 years of military shit.

You know what? Later today I'll take a pic and let you decide.
You want a pic of the runny eye or the lazy eye?

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - LuMPyPussy - 12-13-2009

Aren't they the same color? ::blink::

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Middle Finger - 12-13-2009

(12-12-2009, 09:47 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: I like how MF has to eek out that 1/2"....splains plenty now.

::lol:: It's actually more like three quarters of an inch to be honest.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Middle Finger - 12-13-2009

What about you, Duchess? Height, weight, eyes, etc.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - twisteroo - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 09:12 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Aren't they the same color? ::blink::

I hope they are, but then again, I guess I've never studied on them. I imagine someone would have said something to me about it by now if they were different colors.
OK, I'll take a pic of the runny one with the gunk in it.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Duchess - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 09:22 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: What about you, Duchess? Height, weight, eyes, etc.

5' 8"...Brown eyes...Weight ?

yeah, right...I'm bigger than a bread box...If I told what I weighed & someone mocked me for it, my mind would wreak havoc with my common sense and then I would starve myself, I'm not going there, I have enough problems with food this time of year...I'd rather have my food "issues" mocked.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - twisteroo - 12-13-2009

Just tell us what size underwear you wear then.::bigsmile::

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Middle Finger - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 09:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 09:22 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: What about you, Duchess? Height, weight, eyes, etc.

5' 8"...Brown eyes...Weight ? yeah, right...I'm bigger than a bread box...If I told what I weighed & someone mocked me for it, my mind would wreak havoc with my common sense and then I would starve myself, I'm not going there, I have enough problems with food this time of year...I'd rather have my food "issues" mocked.

It's OK, as long as I'm taller than you - that's the important thing.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - twisteroo - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 09:12 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Aren't they the same color? ::blink::

OK, here ya go.
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RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - twisteroo - 12-13-2009

Jesus .... I look like a serial killer.::dontknow::

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Duchess - 12-13-2009

Hahahaha...Fuckin' aye...You look like the unibomber. ::lol::...or that dude Ernest from all those ridiculous movies

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Duchess - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 09:47 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: It's OK, as long as I'm taller than you - that's the important thing.

You're absolutely right, baby...I had way more to say but, I deleted it, I deemed it too much for even Mock. ::sneaky::

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Cynical Ninja - 12-13-2009

(12-12-2009, 09:05 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(12-12-2009, 09:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: Nosy Bitch!

Translation: I'm 5' 3" and have wall eyes.

You really need to shave that monobrow you have there.

Most people I know don't have one big, continuous eyebrow.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Cynical Ninja - 12-13-2009

(12-12-2009, 07:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

How tall are you ?

What color are your eyes ?

5'7"

Green (although my right eye is more hazel than green).

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Duchess - 12-13-2009

I'm sorry, twistie...I was just teasing you, don't go away mad.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - twisteroo - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 10:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm sorry, twistie...I was just teasing you, don't go away mad.

Whatever

....you never even mentioned my eye color, just the Ernest goes to jail/unibomber.....ah fuck, I can't do it.::rotf::

Hey you never said what size undies you wear. I wear size large, you know but I have an extra large package in there too.

I'm gonna guess that you are a size 7.::bigsmile::

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - LuMPyPussy - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 10:03 AM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 09:12 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Aren't they the same color? ::blink::
OK, here ya go.

Those look kind of turquoise to me. Or maybe teal.

Have you ever seen "Ernest Goes To Jail" where he's chewing on the pen while he's on jury duty and it ends up all over his mouth, tongue and hands? Comedy gold, people... comedy gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZGd5QEK18

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - ramseycat - 12-13-2009

5'4 on a good day and green.

RE: NOSY BITCH WITH NOSY QUESTIONS - Middle Finger - 12-13-2009

Oh God ...