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Honesty - Printable Version

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- Mock2zuma - 07-18-2009

Oh yeah, BTW. There IS a poll vote on this. So many posts, yet hardly any votes... ::dunno::


But yeah I kinda regret posting this BS, but I just wanted to be on the safe side. I've been a member of hundreds of forums in the past and you gotta learn fast what the people think of you.

I just didn't want to step on someone's feet being that I'm new and all.

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- LuMPyPussy - 07-18-2009

I would've voted if you had included the option "I don't give a shit". Smiley_emoticons_smile

- Luke Warmwater - 07-18-2009

"and you gotta learn fast what the people think of you."



You're queer as a three dollar bill and your destiny is to be a Shriner...now fuck off.


- Mock2zuma - 07-18-2009

Luke Warmwater Wrote:and your destiny is to be a Shriner...now fuck off.
Bullshit, you have to have a relative to even consider getting into that stuff and even if I did, I wouldn't simply because:

1) I'm atheist
2) I don't care about politics because they're all corrupt
3) Fraternities--similarity, Fuck fraternities... I'm a man's man, I don't depend on others to hook me up with "connections."

and last but not least,

4) IT'S A FUCKING CULT!!!


GOOD DAY SIR!

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- Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2009

I don't give a flying fuck enough about you to waste my time voting.

You barely register, you are an insignificant blip onmy radar, just another beer swilling gooberstuck in Hicksville, bibletown.




- Middle Finger - 07-19-2009

Yo, OP ... how are ya? Check me out being nice to you ...

- Mock2zuma - 07-19-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I don't give a flying fuck enough about you to waste my time voting.

You barely register, you are an insignificant blip onmy radar, just another beer swilling gooberstuck in Hicksville, bibletown.
Sounds good to me, ginger. I'm glad you didn't spare me the stereotypical elitist, British bullcrap either. ::rollseyes::


But yeah, this thread has run it's course. I wish people would stop bumping it so that it can slowly wither away. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Or actually I'd much prefer someone create a new topic. I hate it when forums slow down and next thing you know, you're the latest poster in everything :shock:


- Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Yo, OP ... how are ya? Check me out being nice to you ...

I'm not too bad pillow bitch, still swatting up for my degree starting in September.

I've now got a part time job doing stock control for a sports shop.


- Middle Finger - 07-19-2009

I guess that's better than your old job at the pet shop, molesting hamsters. At least now you will engage in relatively victimless crimes, like whacking off in the back room using baseball mitt oil.

- LuMPyPussy - 07-19-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:I guess that's better than your old job at the pet shop, molesting hamsters. At least now you will engage in relatively victimless crimes, like whacking off in the back room using baseball mitt oil.
Or he can just take the oil home and use it in the privacy of his own home in front of his computer like you do. ::thumbs::

- Middle Finger - 07-19-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I guess that's better than your old job at the pet shop, molesting hamsters. At least now you will engage in relatively victimless crimes, like whacking off in the back room using baseball mitt oil.
Or he can just take the oil home and use it in the privacy of his own home in front of his computer like you do. ::thumbs::
What, you expect me to condition my baseball glove in the middle of the street?



- The Antagonist - 07-19-2009

You can buy it cheaply at equine supply stores by the gallon instead of at a premium at the sports shop for a few ounces.

The stuff is called Neatsfoot Oil.

http://www.kyhorse.com/store/leathercare/neatsfootprime.htm

there ya go boys, knock yourselves out.

- Middle Finger - 07-19-2009

Nice link ...

- FAHQTOO - 07-19-2009

Quote:there ya go boys, knock yourselves out.


The mental pic I have in my head is cracking me up.


- Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:baseball mitt oil.
We don't sell supplies for sissified foreign minority sports.

- Mock2zuma - 07-19-2009

AAAhhhh you crazy bastids! ::lmao::

What if I were to tell you that I said "don't bump" because I'm secretly an attention whore--like 90% of you--and that I was using reverse psychology to manipulate you all.

MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! :Diablo:

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Not rly, but that'd be funny


- BROTHER - 07-19-2009

You're still cute.[Image: smilie_eis1.gif]

- Mock2zuma - 07-19-2009

BROTHER Wrote:You're still cute.[Image: smilie_eis1.gif]
Damn girl... is that Neapolitan? MmmmmMmmm mind if I partake ⿽

and yes, that was an Interrobang, the sexiest punctuation mark in the English language. ::sly::

- LuMPyPussy - 07-19-2009

Mock2zuma Wrote:
BROTHER Wrote:You're still cute.[Image: smilie_eis1.gif]
Damn girl... is that Neapolitan? MmmmmMmmm mind if I partake ⿽

and yes, that was an Interrobang, the sexiest punctuation mark in the English language. ::sly::


I think she's offering to give you head. ::dunno::


- BROTHER - 07-19-2009

Mock2zuma Wrote:
BROTHER Wrote:You're still cute.[Image: smilie_eis1.gif]
Damn girl... is that Neapolitan? MmmmmMmmm mind if I partake ⿽

and yes, that was an Interrobang, the sexiest punctuation mark in the English language. ::sly::



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Smiley_emoticons_smile
WOW!