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RE: EBAY - thekid65 - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 09:05 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Your kitchen looks about half the size of my walk in closet.
We've all seen the sizes of the joints you fucks live in over there. Can't even take a proper dump in a normal UK bathroom. I call bullshit w/o pictures.
RE: EBAY - Cynical Ninja - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 10:42 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Can't even take a proper dump in a normal UK bathroom.
That's because your septic ass is the size of the Royal Albert Hall.
RE: EBAY - thekid65 - 04-09-2011
Didnt realize you have seen my ass. Did ya have a good wank? All my bitches love my ass, so don't be ashamed to admit it.
Let's see the walk-in closet, bitch...preferably with a little hand written sign with a message to me, and my ass. Otherwise, I'm still calling bullshit.
RE: EBAY - Cracker - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 11:05 AM)thekid65 Wrote: All my bitches love my ass,
WTF?
If some man called me his bitch, well, I don't what I'd do. I wouldn't be amused.
RE: EBAY - Cynical Ninja - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 11:05 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Let's see the walk-in closet, bitch...preferably with a little hand written sign with a message to me, and my ass.
Are coming onto me?, I hate to burst your bubble but I'm straight.
RE: EBAY - IMaDick - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 11:12 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-09-2011, 11:05 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Let's see the walk-in closet, bitch...preferably with a little hand written sign with a message to me, and my ass.
Are coming onto me?, I hate to burst your bubble but I'm straight.
straight from the subway bathroom, did you make rent this month on your 300 sqft flat?
RE: EBAY - Cynical Ninja - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 11:16 AM)IMaDick Wrote: straight from the subway bathroom, did you make rent this month on your 300 sqft flat?
What the fuck are you blabbering on about dick?
Are you on the Jim Beam already?
RE: EBAY - Duchess - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 11:16 AM)IMaDick Wrote: 300 sqft
My dream closet. Knock out that fuckin' wall & I'll give you a hummer every friggin' day for months. *nods*
RE: EBAY - thekid65 - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 11:12 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-09-2011, 11:05 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Let's see the walk-in closet, bitch...preferably with a little hand written sign with a message to me, and my ass.
Are coming onto me?, I hate to burst your bubble but I'm straight.
In the overused words of flametown..."deflection noted".
I rarely agree with ImaDick...but I'm betting he's not too far off with 300 sq ft.
RE: EBAY - Cynical Ninja - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 01:16 PM)thekid65 Wrote: In the overused words of flametown..."deflection noted".
I rarely agree with ImaDick...but I'm betting he's not too far off with 300 sq ft.
I have already posted a picture of the "house" I live in at Mock bubblehead.
RE: EBAY - IMaDick - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 01:20 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-09-2011, 01:16 PM)thekid65 Wrote: In the overused words of flametown..."deflection noted".
I rarely agree with ImaDick...but I'm betting he's not too far off with 300 sq ft.
I have already posted a picture of the "house" I live in at Mock bubblehead.
you posted a picture of a house.
I can do that also, it might not be mine but I can do it.
RE: EBAY - thekid65 - 04-09-2011
Which is why I asked for a sign for the walk-in pic. Not that I'd ever think OP would prop his sorry ass up with a picture grabbed of the interwobble...
RE: EBAY - sally - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 01:20 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(04-09-2011, 01:16 PM)thekid65 Wrote: In the overused words of flametown..."deflection noted".
I rarely agree with ImaDick...but I'm betting he's not too far off with 300 sq ft.
I have already posted a picture of the "house" I live in at Mock bubblehead.
I found the picture in case anyone missed it. I thought it was interesting that it was originally built in the 1940's for a hobbit.
![[Image: scotland195.jpg]](http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/lauraisfunny/scotland195.jpg)
RE: EBAY - Duchess - 04-09-2011
That's darling! I'd keep my rakes & other yard stuff in there.
RE: EBAY - Cynical Ninja - 04-09-2011
(04-09-2011, 01:23 PM)IMaDick Wrote: you posted a picture of a house.
I can do that also, it might not be mine but I can do it.
I can claim to have a "muscled frame", it might not be muscled but I can do it.
RE: EBAY - aussiefriend - 04-10-2011
(04-09-2011, 09:05 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Your kitchen looks about half the size of my walk in closet.
the purpose of the photo was to show you the bargain i got off ebay. are you saying my house is shit?
RE: EBAY - Cynical Ninja - 04-10-2011
(04-10-2011, 01:43 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: the purpose of the photo was to show you the bargain i got off ebay. are you saying my house is shit?
No, on the small side maybe, but not "shit".
RE: EBAY - aussiefriend - 04-10-2011
its ok.
RE: EBAY - username - 04-10-2011
I dare anyone to count all the spelling, grammar and punctuation errors in this thread. It's a virtual cluster fuck of poor internet hygiene (and I expect more from my fellow Mockers). *sniffles*
Carry on.
RE: EBAY - username - 04-10-2011
BTW, I don't really care. I'm just really bored right now. I think we need to reinstate Aquafina, lol.