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- crash - 06-28-2009
Yeah, thats the rocket blender... then they make that disgusting looking yellow shit and pour it on corn chips and try and pass it off as nachos... I don't even know what the hell that other thing is they make with the tortillas
- crash - 06-28-2009
Oh fucking hell is he annoying or what?.. 30 seconds and I want to rip his arm off and beat him to death with it
- The Antagonist - 06-28-2009
sally Wrote:Which one is the one where the old lady is smoking a cigarette and they are making an omelette at the same time? Is that the rocket blender?I don't know the rocket blender :(
There is that Kathy Mitchell who is always promoting some nasty useless kitchen gadget for cooking. The latest one is some kind of pocket sandwich maker.
The stuff looks gross too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvGahULkO4
- The Antagonist - 06-28-2009
And lets not forget that fabulous lot of uselessness the Micro Crisp!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFSpmAJJEX0
- QueenBee - 06-28-2009
I watch the Slap Chop guy just to hear him say "You're gonna love my nuts". I know, Sick and twisted, but you think someone in QA would have caught that one.
- crash - 06-28-2009
So tell me.. after watching that micro crisp thing, who doesn't wanna stab Cathy Mitchell in the eye with those scissors?
- The Antagonist - 06-28-2009
You should see Kathy try to sell some kind of egg maker pan with special spatulas and shit. You want to kill the annoying little munchkin sounding bitch.
QB - that's what cracks me up too - "you're gonna love my nuts!" You KNOW they slipped that in on purpose!
Vince is trying so hard to sound NY but he barely passes muster on the accent.
He recently got busted for beating the shit out of a hooker.
- sally - 06-28-2009
I remember which one it is now, The Magic Bullet. Watch old Hazel walk in with the cig hanging out of her mouth ::nuts::::lmao::. This is pretty much how I picture Opie and his mates at a get together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc
- The Antagonist - 06-29-2009
OMG that is so gross!
I have a Magic Bullet. Mother bought one for herself and one for me.
First of all.... that shit he made and called a smoothie.... IS NOT A SMOOTHIE!
Ok anyway, the thing sucks. It's total crap. Does not do what it says and for shits' sake, use a regular coffee grinder to grind your beans. It didn't even grind them all on there evenly!
The only thing I use it for is to emulsify home made salad dressings so the oil and vinegar doesn't separate.
My mom thinks it's great. I have no idea what the hell she's doing with it that makes it so great.
- Lady Cop - 08-08-2009
TAMPA, Fla.⿿ An autopsy shows that cocaine use contributed to the death of boisterous TV pitchman Billy Mays, officials announced Friday.[/b]
The 50-year-old info-mercial king died of a heart attack in his sleep after going to bed at his Tampa condo the night of June 27. His wife found him unresponsive the next morning.
The Hillsborough County medical examiner's office Friday said although Mays died from heart disease, cocaine use was a contributing cause of death. Mays had last used cocaine days before his death, the report said.
- QueenBee - 08-08-2009
While I never suspected cocaine use....I guess that explains the manic way he did things.
- Saddragon - 08-08-2009
I'll be damned, and he looked so common every day guy... guess he was common enough to have a habit.
- SyberBitch - 08-09-2009
QueenBee Wrote:I watch the Slap Chop guy just to hear him say "You're gonna love my nuts". I know, Sick and twisted, but you think someone in QA would have caught that one.I've seen some pretty funny youtube remixes on that. Let me see if I can find the one I thought was hilarious.
Ok, here it is. It doesn't get funny until a couple of seconds into it, so be patient.
::bigg::
[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/TaR4LcLbW8I[/flash]
Oh peachy.. now my 2yr old is running around saying "I love my Nuts!!"
- SyberBitch - 08-09-2009
sally Wrote:I remember which one it is now, The Magic Bullet. Watch old Hazel walk in with the cig hanging out of her mouth ::nuts::::lmao::. This is pretty much how I picture Opie and his mates at a get together.Remember! This offer is only available on TV, so call OR LOG IN now!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc
(ummm if it's available online, that's not just 'on tv', is it?)
actually they're pretty cool. My mom has one and makes icecream smoothies with it. They're yummy.
- SyberBitch - 08-09-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:OMG that is so gross!lol I don't know how it does with other stuff, but it seem to work well for icecream/fruit/milk mixes (of course, so does a blender)
I have a Magic Bullet. Mother bought one for herself and one for me.
First of all.... that shit he made and called a smoothie.... IS NOT A SMOOTHIE!
Ok anyway, the thing sucks. It's total crap. Does not do what it says and for shits' sake, use a regular coffee grinder to grind your beans. It didn't even grind them all on there evenly!
The only thing I use it for is to emulsify home made salad dressings so the oil and vinegar doesn't separate.
My mom thinks it's great. I have no idea what the hell she's doing with it that makes it so great.