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Americas Princess is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight! - Printable Version

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- Cynical Ninja - 06-10-2009

She is hot, Michelle Ryan was who you were thinking of, she's British....

What am I?, the MrSkin of Mock?





- sally - 06-10-2009

Salma Hayek is perfect. She's 20 times hotter than stick bird.

- Cynical Ninja - 06-10-2009

Salma is as near to female perfection as the human race will get.

If aliens land tommorrow and say "what is this thing you call woman?" let her greet them in a tight dress and they will be our friends for eternity.

Salma is the queen of hot tamales.


- D - 06-10-2009

Speaking of British. How about Kate Beckinsale? I think shes closer to female perfection than Selma Hayek, who has tits that are too big.

- SyberBitch - 06-10-2009

Maggot Wrote:::boobs::Yahooooooo!

[Image: Paris-Hilton-ta01.jpg] ::bigg::

She may Grace us with a nipple shot!::mushhug::
You have to be kidding me... she looks like a two-bit crack whore carved out of plastic.


- Lady Cop - 06-10-2009

you have to understand....Maggot is snowed in for months at a time. ::nuts::

- Maggot - 06-10-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:::boobs::Yahooooooo!

[Image: Paris-Hilton-ta01.jpg] ::bigg::

She may Grace us with a nipple shot!::mushhug::
You have to be kidding me... she looks like a two-bit crack whore carved out of plastic.
Smiley_emoticons_biggrinMy moral scale and ladder of emotional height has become a matter of OSHA approved standards. Stop me if I become stagnant and dull.Smiley_emoticons_razz

- LuMPyPussy - 06-10-2009

Maggot Wrote:
Smiley_emoticons_biggrinMy moral scale and ladder of emotional height has become a matter of OSHA approved standards. Stop me if I become stagnant and dull.Smiley_emoticons_razz
You ran through the stop sign several miles ago.

- SyberBitch - 06-10-2009

Maggot Wrote:Smiley_emoticons_biggrinMy moral scale and ladder of emotional height has become a matter of OSHA approved standards. Stop me if I become stagnant and dull.Smiley_emoticons_razz
Too late. ::aww::

::bigg::




- WhiskeyTaintgo - 06-10-2009

This thread made me laugh. lol. Thanks for that.

- Cynical Ninja - 06-11-2009

D Wrote:Selma Hayek, who has tits that are too big.
No, you've totally lost me there, TOO big?, how the fuck can tits ever be TOO big?, I'm sure MF will be along shortly to back me up on this one.

- Cynical Ninja - 06-11-2009

D Wrote:Speaking of British. How about Kate Beckinsale? I think shes closer to female perfection than Selma Hayek, who has tits that are too big.

Kate Beckinsale is hot no question...




- D - 06-11-2009

Especially in leather. Smiley_emoticons_wink

And easy, I don't like giant tits. I like small to medium tits that are proportional to a woman's body. So there. And besides, I'm a pussy man, not a tit man.

Tit men are insecure little bitches who have mommy issues.


- Cynical Ninja - 06-11-2009

MF is the one with mammary issues, I like tits, arse and legs equally.

This is ex WWE star Stacy Kielbler, she has an arse I would quite happily eat my dinner off.




- D - 06-11-2009

Fake blonde. Ugh. Though she DOES have a nice ass. I don't like wrestling or any of that stupid shit either.