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RE: HEY YOU! - ramseycat - 12-01-2011
(12-01-2011, 02:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:
There is a great deal of sexual tension between you two.
How DARE you!!!!!!!
RE: HEY YOU! - Duchess - 12-01-2011
Can't you feel it? I'm almost certain that's why Maggotyboo hasn't been around. He can't stand it. You're breaking his heart. You bitch.
RE: HEY YOU! - ramseycat - 12-01-2011
(12-01-2011, 03:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Can't you feel it? I'm almost certain that's why Maggotyboo hasn't been around. He can't stand it. You're breaking his heart. You bitch.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't be mad Maggottyboo! MF don't mean nuthin!! You're the only one for me!
RE: HEY YOU! - ramseycat - 12-01-2011
Besides I am not MF's type. I am a living breathing female. He only likes body pillows. They don't complain as much when his performance is less than satisfactory. Which is pretty much all the time.
RE: HEY YOU! - FAHQTOO - 12-01-2011
I like Nickleback too...
RE: HEY YOU! - aussiefriend - 12-01-2011
(11-30-2011, 08:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:
*nods*
So jealous, maybe that's why I am a bit cranky lately. I am so over people and their bloody problems.
RE: HEY YOU! - Duchess - 12-01-2011
(12-01-2011, 07:59 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: So jealous, maybe that's why I am a bit cranky lately.
You could always invest in a vibrator.
RE: HEY YOU! - aussiefriend - 12-01-2011
ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.
RE: HEY YOU! - Midwest Spy - 12-01-2011
(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.
You prefer a living, breathing, male companion?
Remember Aussie, a hard man is good to find!
If I was single and in your neighborhood, I WOULD let you be on top.
RE: HEY YOU! - Middle Finger - 12-01-2011
(12-01-2011, 03:16 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Besides I am not MF's type. I am a living breathing female. He only likes body pillows. They don't complain as much when his performance is less than satisfactory. Which is pretty much all the time.
You're not my type because you're a bit too dopey to be honest.
RE: HEY YOU! - username - 12-02-2011
(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.
^^^ repressed female. Toys R Fun and a vibrator doesn't replace a guy, dummy.
But sometimes you just want to get off quick and he might not be around. *shrugs*
RE: HEY YOU! - aussiefriend - 12-02-2011
You know User, I was out with the girls, and a couple of guys after work a couple of weeks ago. A rare outing for me, and the conversation turned to that, much to the men's amusement. It was kind of like 'sex in the city' sort of talk. There were some people there who swear by it, and others that just couldn't relate to it, I was in that boat.
RE: HEY YOU! - ramseycat - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 02:05 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: You know User, I was out with the girls, and a couple of guys after work a couple of weeks ago. A rare outing for me, and the conversation turned to that, much to the men's amusement. It was kind of like 'sex in the city' sort of talk. There were some people there who swear by it, and others that just couldn't relate to it, I was in that boat.
You don't have a vibrator??? That is standard equipment for every female.
RE: HEY YOU! - Duchess - 12-02-2011
It should be standard equipment for every couple too. Gawd people, some of you don't know what you're missing.
RE: HEY YOU! - sally - 12-02-2011
(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.
So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.
RE: HEY YOU! - Maggot - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 12:57 PM)sally Wrote:(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.
So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Who was it that used body pillows? The name escapes me like a silent fart.
RE: HEY YOU! - sally - 12-02-2011
Frank doesn't fuck the body pillows, he just nestles them between his hairy thunder thighs.
RE: HEY YOU! - ramseycat - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 02:00 PM)sally Wrote: Frank doesn't fuck the body pillows, he just nestles them between his hairy thunder thighs.
Geesh Sally, now I can't get rid of that nassy visual.....
RE: HEY YOU! - Duchess - 12-02-2011
I didn't think hairy thighs sounded too bad at all.
RE: HEY YOU! - ramseycat - 12-02-2011
It's the thought of MF's hairy thunder thighs that caused me to shudder.
Of course Duchess you are all up in Big Sexy's grill so you probably want to be his body pillow. LOL