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RE: Take your own picture - IMaDick - 12-18-2011

(12-17-2011, 02:23 PM)Smegma Wrote: Well, what's the difference between taking your own photo via webcam, mirror or just pointing a camera at your own face? Are you two twats really psychoanalyzing a very large part of our society by these arbitrary standards?

I'm sure weiner agrees with you. but I'm also certian his wife does not.






RE: Take your own picture - sally - 12-18-2011

If you're so worried about it Dick, the reason I took my picture in the mirror is because I either don't like something about my other pictures or I have to crop my family out which makes the picture too small and distorted. So I think this picture shows me better than this one where I had to remove the whole family. Is that good enough for you, shitbird?

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RE: Take your own picture - Duchess - 12-18-2011



Pretty pictures, love. May I put them in Members Only with the others?



RE: Take your own picture - Cracker - 12-18-2011

I bet sally never smiles. Sour bitch. But she isn't fat, so it's all good.

Now explain the black and white... I'm thinking she's a bit yellow from the cirrhosis.

Pretty girl, sally. You are aging well for Florida. You still look like a teenager. Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: Take your own picture - sally - 12-18-2011

(12-18-2011, 12:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Pretty pictures, love. May I put them in Members Only with the others?

Sure, go ahead.


RE: Take your own picture - sally - 12-18-2011

(12-18-2011, 02:36 PM)Cracker Wrote: Now explain the black and white... I'm thinking she's a bit yellow from the cirrhosis.

I couldn't figure out the settings on the camera and I thought black and white looks better anyway. I'm not really yellow, I'm more olive. If anything the alcohol makes my nose red like Bill Clinton's, I just haven't grown any bulbs on it yet.




RE: Take your own picture - Duchess - 12-18-2011



Bill. Bill I miss you. I don't care that you couldn't keep it in your pants. 75



RE: Take your own picture - Maggot - 12-18-2011

I blame snooky for all this camera mirror stuff. Everyone wants to be snooky now.


RE: Take your own picture - aussiefriend - 12-18-2011

(12-18-2011, 04:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: I blame snooky for all this camera mirror stuff. Everyone wants to be snooky now.

I don't like Snooki. They are all ego mad those Jersey Shore people. I stopped watching that show ages ago. They have no talent they don't play an instrument, yet they think they are all that? What the?

My friend from work went to a Jersey Shore party the other night, I asked her who she was going as, she said "a slut". That sums up Snooki and all those other stupid idiots.

Merry Christmas.


RE: Take your own picture - sally - 12-18-2011

(12-18-2011, 07:40 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(12-18-2011, 04:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: I blame snooky for all this camera mirror stuff. Everyone wants to be snooky now.

I don't like Snooki. They are all ego mad those Jersey Shore people. I stopped watching that show ages ago. They have no talent they don't play an instrument, yet they think they are all that? What the?

My friend from work went to a Jersey Shore party the other night, I asked her who she was going as, she said "a slut". That sums up Snooki and all those other stupid idiots.

Merry Christmas.

Thanks for summing up that whole Snooki business Aussie, but what the fuck does a Merry Christmas have to do with it?




RE: Take your own picture - username - 12-18-2011

I don't mind pictures in mirrors as long as they don't do the whole fish lip thing.

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RE: Take your own picture - Smegma - 12-18-2011

Apparently Dick got all butt hurt when Duchess posted a photo of me where I was *GASP!!!* taking my photo in a mirror. THE HORROR. He's apparently easily offended. Life must be such a trial for the poor sensitive little man.


RE: Take your own picture - Cracker - 12-18-2011

(12-18-2011, 08:39 PM)Smegma Wrote: Apparently Dick got all butt hurt when Duchess posted a photo of me where I was *GASP!!!* taking my photo in a mirror. THE HORROR.

I think his point was that those are the only kinds of photos you have of yourself from the last decade or so.

hahaha

Sorry, had to point that out. MF just cursed a lady that has cancer, so don't frown on me too much...


RE: Take your own picture - IMaDick - 12-19-2011

(12-18-2011, 08:39 PM)Smegma Wrote: Apparently Dick got all butt hurt when Duchess posted a photo of me where I was *GASP!!!* taking my photo in a mirror. THE HORROR. He's apparently easily offended. Life must be such a trial for the poor sensitive little man.

Playing the loser game is so you.

The least you could do is get a camera with a timer so it looks like you aren't always alone.






RE: Take your own picture - Smegma - 12-19-2011

(12-18-2011, 11:04 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(12-18-2011, 08:39 PM)Smegma Wrote: Apparently Dick got all butt hurt when Duchess posted a photo of me where I was *GASP!!!* taking my photo in a mirror. THE HORROR.

I think his point was that those are the only kinds of photos you have of yourself from the last decade or so.

hahaha

Sorry, had to point that out. MF just cursed a lady that has cancer, so don't frown on me too much...

That would be a good point if he had actually made it. He's unable to express anything but angry grunts... it's a good thing he's got you to interpret for him.


RE: Take your own picture - IMaDick - 12-19-2011

(12-18-2011, 08:39 PM)Smegma Wrote: Apparently Dick got all butt hurt when Duchess posted a photo of me where I was *GASP!!!* taking my photo in a mirror. THE HORROR. He's apparently easily offended. Life must be such a trial for the poor sensitive little man.

Are you saying you didn't know it was all about you and your loneliness?




RE: Take your own picture - Smegma - 12-19-2011

I should have known since it was you that started the thread and I'm apparently the object of your obsession, but I honestly thought it was a general observation. Silly me, you're not observant enough for that, you tend to focus on one person's ankle like a sex crazed chihuahua.


RE: Take your own picture - Duchess - 12-19-2011



I thought it was about me & my photo taken in the mirror. hahahaha!



RE: Take your own picture - Smegma - 12-19-2011

(12-19-2011, 08:05 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I thought it was about me & my photo taken in the mirror. hahahaha!

I think 90% of people that own digital cameras have taken their photos in a mirror but Dick prefers to ignore that fact and keep jerking off over mine. And he calls ME lonely?




RE: Take your own picture - IMaDick - 12-19-2011

(12-19-2011, 08:07 AM)Smegma Wrote:
(12-19-2011, 08:05 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I thought it was about me & my photo taken in the mirror. hahahaha!

I think 90% of people that own digital cameras have taken their photos in a mirror but Dick prefers to ignore that fact and keep jerking off over mine. And he calls ME lonely?

I think that 99% of people with a digital camera with someone else around might have a picture that wasn't taken in mirror, the other one percent are lonely bitches with no one but their reflection.