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RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - NightOwl - 12-23-2011
Sphincter Cop!
Happy Holidays to you also!
Many missed you on Mock!
Sorry about your darling pet!
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - FAHQTOO - 12-23-2011
Sorry to hear about your pet passing this morning SC.
Please hurry back when your schedule lightens up...you are missed on here.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your Family.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - JsMom - 12-23-2011
(12-23-2011, 02:28 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker:
Where is Sphincter Cop? I miss him.
he's been working a lot of OT.
and sadly this morning he found his dog Miranda had passed away. :(
The dog would have my name, wouldn't it. That's ok. I bet the doggy was beautiful/handsome. RIP pup. I know that hurt his heart. Sorry for your loss, Sphincter.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - username - 12-23-2011
Thread killer.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - username - 12-23-2011
Just kidding, SC. I hope that made you laugh a tiny bit. Sorry about your dog--that's sad.
I want to take this opportunity to wish Cracker a very happy Kwanzaa and a blessed new year.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Lady Cop - 12-23-2011
User: wish Cracker a very happy Kwanzaa
![[Image: what-the-hell-is-kwanza-1600.png]](http://msusajac.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/what-the-hell-is-kwanza-1600.png)
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Maggot - 12-23-2011
Are you gonna keep the puppy chow, or throw it away?
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Lady Cop - 12-24-2011
Maggot's Christmas tree~~
![[Image: article-2078131-0F43C02500000578-614_308x533.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/24/article-2078131-0F43C02500000578-614_308x533.jpg)
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Cracker - 12-24-2011
Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah all about the same to Cracker. Easter, too.
At least I know Kwanzaa doesn't start until the day after Christmas and was born of the Civil Rights era. You can't say my ideals were born of ignorance...
(Smilies makes things better, right?)Jesus will love all the presents I got Him. Oh, wait, what? They aren't for Him? Then He'll love the ham. What? Really? He was Jewish and didn't eat ham? Well, I'm sure He thinks my tree is pretty. No way! It's a pagan tradition? Nevermind, Jesus was born in August, anyway...
Enjoy your Christian holiday that has nothing to do with your Savior. I'm sure He appreciates the thought.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Cracker - 12-24-2011
Does anybody know what size Jesus wears? I am going to spend my bill money and gas money to go get him a pair of Jordan's...
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - IMaDick - 12-24-2011
(12-24-2011, 01:00 PM)Cracker Wrote: Does anybody know what size Jesus wears? I am going to spend my bill money and gas money to go get him a pair of Jordan's...
use the money to buy yourself a new hat, a 2.5 should fit you loose.
Satan is in control of the world system, if you have any questions just ask, but I think he wears prada.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Duchess - 12-24-2011
(12-24-2011, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I think he wears prada.
You're absolutely right, the Devil does indeed wear Prada.
I'm astounded you're fashion conscience. Whoa.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Cracker - 12-24-2011
(12-24-2011, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Satan is in control of the world system, if you have any questions just ask, but I think he wears prada.
Is that why you are cooking him in the pits of hell today to feed to your family and friends?
![[Image: Goat_of_Mendes.jpg]](http://www.twistedtree.org.uk/Goat_of_Mendes.jpg)
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - IMaDick - 12-24-2011
(12-24-2011, 01:31 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-24-2011, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Satan is in control of the world system, if you have any questions just ask, but I think he wears prada.
Is that why you are cooking him in the pits of hell today to feed to your family and friends?
another bullshit tale of crap you have fallen for, Lucifer is not ugly.
make that hat 1.5 and wear a head band under it.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Cracker - 12-24-2011
Merry Christmas, Dick. Can you please post a pic of a plate of goat meat? Is it red meat or meat like a pig (light and dark)?
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - IMaDick - 12-24-2011
It looks exactly like deer meat, they are cousins kinda like you and OP.
RE: Merry Christmas Muthus... - Cracker - 12-24-2011
Okay, I get it now. Goat: for men who can't hunt worth a shit. hahaha