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Username jealousy thread - Printable Version

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RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-13-2012

(02-12-2012, 11:43 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 11:01 PM)username Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 09:43 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Our dog's name is Pinky, don't start stalking her now.

Huh. The 5th teletubbie.

No. Fonzies girlfriend.

I should have known; stealing from American t.v. If you aussies had anything interesting going on, you wouldn't have to do that shit.

RE: Username jealousy thread - aussiefriend - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 12:50 AM)username Wrote: I should have known; stealing from American t.v. If you aussies had anything interesting going on, you wouldn't have to do that shit.

Happy Days used to be good before it went all weird.

You americans ram your culture down our throats. Some of it is bound to rub off.

RE: Username jealousy thread - Middle Finger - 02-13-2012

So anyway, like I was saying ... sucking on a few very thin slices of raw garlic a day seems to speed recovery from things like colds, sore throats, etc.

RE: Username jealousy thread - Duchess - 02-13-2012

(02-12-2012, 08:25 PM)IMaDick Wrote: She needs attention that is not directly related to her insecurity.


Most beautiful women don't ever experience feelings of insecurity. Fact.



RE: Username jealousy thread - IMaDick - 02-13-2012

But some do.



RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 10:16 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: So anyway, like I was saying ... sucking on a few very thin slices of raw garlic a day seems to speed recovery from things like colds, sore throats, etc.

Listen up, Rocky. If it doesn't cure bumpy knee, keep your damn garlic outta my thread!




Frank discussing the size of his penis:







[Image: sylvester-stallone-16953.jpg]

RE: Username jealousy thread - Midwest Spy - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 08:25 PM)IMaDick Wrote: She needs attention that is not directly related to her insecurity.


Most beautiful women don't ever experience feelings of insecurity. Fact.

I'd beg to differ. Because there's always something to be insecure about.

RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 05:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd beg to differ. Because there's always something to be insecure about.

Jesus Christ, are you trying to speak for women again?

Do you dress up in your wife's skirts and underwear when she's not home?

RE: Username jealousy thread - FAHQTOO - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 05:15 PM)username Wrote:
(02-13-2012, 05:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd beg to differ. Because there's always something to be insecure about.

Jesus Christ, are you trying to speak for women again?

Do you dress up in your wife's skirts and underwear when she's not home?



You just know I want to say something to him/her. I think I told him I wouldn't screw with his feminine side again if he posted a pic.


Yeah, fuck that...this is Mock...

Go get yourself a tan, Nancy Boy!! I can't believe you posted a pic of yourself all pasty white.



RE: Username jealousy thread - Midwest Spy - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 05:15 PM)username Wrote:
(02-13-2012, 05:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd beg to differ. Because there's always something to be insecure about.

Jesus Christ, are you trying to speak for women again?

Do you dress up in your wife's skirts and underwear when she's not home?

Since most of you here are women, I'm trying to talk about the shit you talk about.

It's not like I'm 25 and don't have any fucking clue. I've seen how most women are insecure about something. If it's not looks, it's something else.

Plus, I know these statements will get a rise out of most of you, too.

Comprende?

RE: Username jealousy thread - Midwest Spy - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 05:20 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(02-13-2012, 05:15 PM)username Wrote:
(02-13-2012, 05:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd beg to differ. Because there's always something to be insecure about.

Jesus Christ, are you trying to speak for women again?

Do you dress up in your wife's skirts and underwear when she's not home?

You just know I want to say something to him/her. I think I told him I wouldn't screw with his feminine side again if he posted a pic.


Yeah, fuck that...this is Mock...

Go get yourself a tan, Nancy Boy!! I can't believe you posted a pic of yourself all pasty white.

Finally, a little bit of hostility here!

You're all so fucking boring when I'm not around (except when you're grilling Aussie, but she's a whackjob).

You don't like me though, because I'm generally arrogant and act like I know everything.

I like you FQ2, you'll always hit me right between the eyes.

RE: Username jealousy thread - FAHQTOO - 02-13-2012

I like you FQ2, you'll always hit me right between the eyes.


You bet your ass I will!!

+1 for your spot on analysis of Aussie...

RE: Username jealousy thread - Midwest Spy - 02-13-2012

I personally think if the thread were titled: Username Threesome Thread, that it would've garnered far more action.

Something along the lines of:

If User were to have a 3-way, would she be with 2 men, or would she capitulate to her husband's desires and bring in some random chick?

Thoughts...

RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-13-2012

FFS. I finally get my own thread and MS tries to turn it into a god damn porn movie. Bastard! Quit jacking off in my thread!

RE: Username jealousy thread - Midwest Spy - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 06:16 PM)username Wrote: Quit jacking off in my thread!

Too late!!!

hah

RE: Username jealousy thread - Middle Finger - 02-13-2012

(02-13-2012, 02:38 PM)username Wrote:
(02-13-2012, 10:16 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: So anyway, like I was saying ... sucking on a few very thin slices of raw garlic a day seems to speed recovery from things like colds, sore throats, etc.

Listen up, Rocky. If it doesn't cure bumpy knee, keep your damn garlic outta my thread!




Frank discussing the size of his penis:







[Image: sylvester-stallone-16953.jpg]

Oh I'll be getting you back for this one.

RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-15-2012



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I can't let my thread die...21

RE: Username jealousy thread - Cracker - 02-15-2012

Do you ever tire of humping the same man year after year?

RE: Username jealousy thread - HairOfTheDog - 02-15-2012

(02-15-2012, 12:11 AM)username Wrote: [Image: cb-clint-eastwood-go-ahead-poster_m1.jpg]


I can't let my thread die...21

hah It is a good thread!

Rocky vs. Dirty Harry. My money's on the dirty one (just to clarify, Harry).

RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-15-2012

(02-15-2012, 12:17 AM)Cracker Wrote: Do you ever tire of humping the same man year after year?

I didn't compare my sex life to the movie Groundhog Day for nothing.



However, by the time I married him, I had done enough humping for several lifetimes. hah