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RE: For Duchess - IMaDick - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 07:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm getting ready to start a discussion thread in the Some Honest Therapy forum about the correlation between my menstrual cycles, bloating, and chocolate consumption. Anyone? Bueller?
j/k - Nice to know that I could if I wanted to though, even if it was just me and Midwest Spy posting in it...
I think MS could out bleed you.
RE: For Duchess - Maggot - 04-01-2012
How hard is it to pick out flooring and counter tops? For fucksake!!!
RE: For Duchess - HairOfTheDog - 04-01-2012
RE: For Duchess - Maggot - 04-01-2012
I've always secretly loved that song, I can drink to that!!!
I swear I am going freaking crazy, my kitchen is totally gutted my stove is disconnected I have a goddamn picnic table in my kids room and all my suits are fucked up. My yard looks like a tornado hit it and and and and and I am cooking supper on my grill..........Thats it! Time for a fatty!
RE: For Duchess - HairOfTheDog - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 08:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: I've always secretly loved that song, I can drink to that!!!
I swear I am going freaking crazy, my kitchen is totally gutted my stove is disconnected I have a goddamn picnic table in my kids room and all my suits are fucked up. My yard looks like a tornado hit it and and and and and I am cooking supper on my grill..........Thats it! Time for a fatty!
It's the most chauvinistic song ever, but I like it too!
Man got his woman
To take his seed
He got the power, oh yeah
She got the need....
RE: For Duchess - FAHQTOO - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 04:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:(04-01-2012, 04:01 PM)Cracker Wrote: What do you call a place where women post about rice cakes, Fridays, ex-husbands and child support? Hmm?
Mock has over 200,000 posts, if rice cakes, Fridays, ex-holes & child support are all you've gotten from our site then the issue is with you and not Mock.
Sounds more like the issue lies with Ramsey, because that IS all she posts about.
I think of her as still stuck in high school every time she posts...silly shit or pissed off.
RE: For Duchess - Maggot - 04-01-2012
Since I was a kid people said I acted like a kid. They still do, they say C'mon be serious now, I hate being serious and only sometimes am.
RE: For Duchess - Cracker - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 08:16 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(04-01-2012, 04:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:(04-01-2012, 04:01 PM)Cracker Wrote: What do you call a place where women post about rice cakes, Fridays, ex-husbands and child support? Hmm?
Mock has over 200,000 posts, if rice cakes, Fridays, ex-holes & child support are all you've gotten from our site then the issue is with you and not Mock.
Sounds more like the issue lies with Ramsey, because that IS all she posts about.
I think of her as still stuck in high school every time she posts...silly shit or pissed off.
Really.
If someone told me I "take direction well" I would cut a bitch. It is insulting as hell and only a retarded 50 year old woman would consider it praise. Ramsey is the Mock equivalent of Dick's blind kitty. Duchess keeps her in a playpen and trots her out on Fridays.
There is always a weak link. Is it my problem if someone is boring and stupid? I think not.
RE: For Duchess - Cracker - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 08:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: Since I was a kid people said I acted like a kid. They still do, they say C'mon be serious now, I hate being serious and only sometimes am.
It is a life choice, not a developmental delay. There is a huge difference. I'm crazy as shit, too, but I'm not stupid.
I'm not sure about you.
RE: For Duchess - Maggot - 04-01-2012
Thats not a nice thing to say sitting there with your fatty pants on!
RE: For Duchess - Cracker - 04-01-2012
Sorry your house is all fucked up. Take your suits to the cleaners before they are ruined. When you wake up in the morning, ramsey will still be retarded.
RE: For Duchess - Maggot - 04-01-2012
They already are ruined, maybe I can wear them when I rake the leaves and cause a stir.
RE: For Duchess - Cracker - 04-01-2012
I'm sorry your 1970's powder blue tux is ruined. Now what will you wear to funerals?
Did you get new cabinets? What kind of countertops did you pick? Floor?
RE: For Duchess - Duchess - 04-01-2012
I love how this shit entices people to post.
You all are the best Members a site could hope to have.
RE: For Duchess - Maggot - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 08:37 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm sorry your 1970's powder blue tux is ruined. Now what will you wear to funerals?
Did you get new cabinets? What kind of countertops did you pick? Floor?
I REALLY wanna kill your soul now. I already picked shit out it took me like 10 min, was that good enough? Noooooooooo of coarse not. I have already ordered the new cabinets they are 2 weeks out, the contertop is about a week and the floor could be tomorrow IF I knew the freaking type and color. Thats it!!! I'm bringing my paddle to bed tonight!
RE: For Duchess - Lady Cop - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 08:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: They already are ruined, maybe I can wear them when I rake the leaves and cause a stir.
it would certainly be an improvement over last Fall when all the police cars came while you were raking.
RE: For Duchess - Maggot - 04-01-2012
They don't talk like that here and we do not have red clay and i am not the michelin man.
RE: For Duchess - Lady Cop - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: They don't talk like that here and we do not have red clay and i am not the michelin man.
no chunky southern boys were harmed in the making of that movie.
the part of Maggot played by a random good old boy.
RE: For Duchess - Cracker - 04-01-2012
That's an Alabama accent. Live here long enough and you can tell the difference.
RE: For Duchess - Maggot - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 09:16 PM)Cracker Wrote: That's an Alabama accent. Live here long enough and you can tell the difference.
I can tell the difference from one town to another around here.
