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RE: TOMCAT - Ma Huang Sor - 05-15-2012
ok duchess.. if you still have this retarded feral cat terrorizing you...
fry up some bacon, and pour the juice over a nice cooked piece of salmon and bait that trap with it. Keep your other cats sequestered, unless it's truly a menagerie like you suggest, in which case, best of luck.
RE: TOMCAT - Duchess - 05-15-2012
(05-15-2012, 09:07 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: fry up some bacon, and pour the juice over a nice cooked piece of salmon and bait that trap with it. Keep your other cats sequestered, unless it's truly a menagerie like you suggest, in which case, best of luck.
There are three other cats, they are stable cats.
Your idea is worth a shot. I'd like to do this as humanely as possible.
RE: TOMCAT - Cynical Ninja - 05-16-2012
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Are cats really attracted to catnip?[quote]
I give catnip drops to my two cats, its like a drug it drives them mental for a few minutes.
RE: TOMCAT - Duchess - 05-18-2012
This piece of shit cat fell about two stories out of a tree last night. That cat is the debil, I think it's possessed.
All my years of rescuing horses & other animals better buy me some favor with St. Francis. I don't want bad things to happen to my other animals just because I want this cat blown off the face of the earth.
RE: TOMCAT - aussiefriend - 05-18-2012
Can't you get a trap for free from the RSPCA to capture this feral cat and surrender it to be dealt with humanely? Those cats kills beautiful creatures.
RE: TOMCAT - Duchess - 05-18-2012
I have a trap, Aussie. I've baited it with several different things at this point. He KNOWS. He would have died last night if he could have been found after falling from the tree. We thought we knew where he went & when the man walked by with the gun in his hand I went back inside & plugged my ears so I wouldn't hear the gunshot. Hahaha.
Fuck. I hate this shit.
RE: TOMCAT - aussiefriend - 05-18-2012
You know cats can't resist chicken for bait. I don't know if you have tried that one.
RE: TOMCAT - Maggot - 05-18-2012
Just shoot the damn thing, geez.
RE: TOMCAT - IMaDick - 05-18-2012
Go ahead and ask aussie for some of her soiled underwear to bait the trap with Duchess, I promise I won't say anything about it later.
RE: TOMCAT - Donovan - 05-18-2012
You could always go with non lethal deterrent: get yourself a wristwrocket slingshot and carry aroundnatural ammo based on what you want to do. Popcorn kernels sting but don't kill. Nuts, like peanuts or hazels, make more of a point. For a bigass tommy like that you can even go with small stones or walnuts, but rocks will kill on a strong wristrocket.. Depends how bad you want the little bastard gone. My ex used tangerines on me.
It doesn't hurt the animals, it just stings and teaches them not to come around so much.
RE: TOMCAT - aussiefriend - 05-18-2012
(05-18-2012, 10:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Go ahead and ask aussie for some of her soiled underwear to bait the trap with Duchess, I promise I won't say anything about it later.
You know what Dick, that is just gross. Not funny, not smart, just gross.
RE: TOMCAT - Sterling - 05-18-2012
If this lil' fucker is still breathing, you obviously have NO regard for the safety, health and happiness of your other animals. Shame on you if you haven't hired a Peruvian Neighborhood Watch Captain to cap his big-balled ass! Fucking peace-nik, non-carnivore, faux Buddhist bitches . . . shoot it and be done with it!
RE: TOMCAT - Donovan - 05-18-2012
(05-18-2012, 07:07 PM)Sterling Wrote: If this lil' fucker is still breathing, you obviously have NO regard for the safety, health and happiness of your other animals. Shame on you if you haven't hired a Peruvian Neighborhood Watch Captain to cap his big-balled ass! Fucking peace-nik, non-carnivore, faux Buddhist bitches . . . shoot it and be done with it!
If you want to make a teenager disappear go with the Peruvian. If you want to get rid of a cat you need an Asian.
RE: TOMCAT - Sterling - 05-18-2012
(05-18-2012, 07:31 PM)Donovan Wrote: If you want to get rid of a cat you need an Asian.
Too good!
RE: TOMCAT - Eat Shit And Die - 05-18-2012
I'ma mothaphokin alleycat.
RE: TOMCAT - Duchess - 05-21-2012
It's over.
The End.
RE: TOMCAT - Sterling - 05-21-2012
I'm proud of you.
RE: TOMCAT - Cracker - 05-21-2012
(05-18-2012, 06:27 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-18-2012, 10:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Go ahead and ask aussie for some of her soiled underwear to bait the trap with Duchess, I promise I won't say anything about it later.
You know what Dick, that is just gross. Not funny, not smart, just gross.
That tickled me.
Still laughing.
RE: TOMCAT - username - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 05:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
It's over.
The End.
Murderer!!
RE: TOMCAT - Sterling - 05-21-2012
Protector!