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RE: old hookers never die... - Cracker - 05-25-2012
I didn't watch the story, do they tag team clients? Because that is gross.
RE: old hookers never die... - Midwest Spy - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 07:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: I didn't watch the story, do they tag team clients? Because that is gross.
Cracker, you're aware that every mans fantasy is to bang a mother-daughter combo. 2nd on the list is sisters.
RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 07:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(05-25-2012, 07:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: I didn't watch the story, do they tag team clients? Because that is gross.
Cracker, you're aware that every mans fantasy is to bang a mother-daughter combo. 2nd on the list is sisters.
yeah but in the sisters stipulation they both have to have a combined age of half of one of those fucking granites +10 years shared over the primo sisters not the granites..
RE: old hookers never die... - Cracker - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 07:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Cracker, you're aware that every mans fantasy is to bang a mother-daughter combo.
How long have you been married? Because you ARE banging your wife's mom at this point...
And I'm going to have to nail you on the "every man" part. I bet there is at least one good man in the world somewhere.
RE: old hookers never die... - Duchess - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 07:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: you're aware that every mans fantasy is to bang a mother-daughter combo. 2nd on the list is sisters.
Don't you think you should just speak for yourself? All men are not like you, thank christ almighty.
RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012
No some of us are worse/bows head in shame...
RE: old hookers never die... - cladking - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 07:07 PM)Cracker Wrote: I wonder if there is a john too ugly to hump? That would suck being turned down by a pro.
A had this... ...um... ...friend at work who was taken out to get his 40 year old cherry popped by several other coworkers who secured a hooker for him. She took one look and doubled her normal rate. According to the story it didn't happen because the lucky recipient backed out as it were.
RE: old hookers never die... - Ma Huang Sor - 05-25-2012
How could you not fuck a hooker someone else paid for?
RE: old hookers never die... - Ma Huang Sor - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 07:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(05-25-2012, 07:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: I didn't watch the story, do they tag team clients? Because that is gross.
Cracker, you're aware that every mans fantasy is to bang a mother-daughter combo. 2nd on the list is sisters.
I'm pretty sure I'd never ever would have wanted to bang my mother in law, in any reality.
RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 08:11 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: How could you not fuck a hooker someone else paid for?
Some people are fucking dumb.
RE: old hookers never die... - Duchess - 05-25-2012
He was probably very nervous & unsure of himself. Clad said he was a 40 yr. old virgin.
RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012
It's a wonder "clad's" "friend" made it this far only being fueled by pure dumb...
RE: old hookers never die... - Midwest Spy - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 08:13 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:(05-25-2012, 07:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(05-25-2012, 07:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: I didn't watch the story, do they tag team clients? Because that is gross.
Cracker, you're aware that every mans fantasy is to bang a mother-daughter combo. 2nd on the list is sisters.
I'm pretty sure I'd never ever would have wanted to bang my mother in law, in any reality.
Look at 'The Graduate'. I don't know if Hoffmans character 'wanted' a mother-daughter combo, but that's what he ended up with.
RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012
10⁄10 film I laughed all the way through it my fav of his films by a country mile.
RE: old hookers never die... - FAHQTOO - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 07:43 PM)Cracker Wrote:(05-25-2012, 07:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Cracker, you're aware that every mans fantasy is to bang a mother-daughter combo.
How long have you been married? Because you ARE banging your wife's mom at this point...
And I'm going to have to nail you on the "every man" part. I bet there is at least one good man in the world somewhere.
I don't believe that.
Usually when you post something like this "every man" BS, you're in the minority. Which is understandable, since real men don't think like you.
RE: old hookers never die... - username - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 07:07 PM)Cracker Wrote: I wonder if there is a john too ugly to hump? That would suck being turned down by a pro.
If I ever had to pay a guy to hump me, I'd shoot myself.
What do all the stupid, fat, lonely chicks do for sex? Craigslist?
Ramsey?
RE: old hookers never die... - Cracker - 05-25-2012
They lie on the Internet. Like Donovan.
RE: old hookers never die... - FAHQTOO - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 09:17 PM)username Wrote:(05-25-2012, 07:07 PM)Cracker Wrote: I wonder if there is a john too ugly to hump? That would suck being turned down by a pro.
If I ever had to pay a guy to hump me, I'd shoot myself.
What do all the stupid, fat, lonely chicks do for sex? Craigslist?
Ramsey?
RE: old hookers never die... - Jimbone - 05-25-2012
I wouldn't want to bang a mother/daughter or sister/sister... 1. I can't imagine the effort it would take to make that happen, and b. I don't want to imagine the headache it would likely cause after the fact.
Unless of course the were REALLY hot. j/k
As far as paying for sex goes, I don't get it. I'm with UN, I'd shoot myself first.
RE: old hookers never die... - Midwest Spy - 05-25-2012
(05-25-2012, 09:14 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(05-25-2012, 07:43 PM)Cracker Wrote:(05-25-2012, 07:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Cracker, you're aware that every mans fantasy is to bang a mother-daughter combo.
How long have you been married? Because you ARE banging your wife's mom at this point...
And I'm going to have to nail you on the "every man" part. I bet there is at least one good man in the world somewhere.
I don't believe that.
Usually when you post something like this "every man" BS, you're in the minority. Which is understandable, since real men don't think like you.
You ladies are pretty predictable.
I know how to get your panties in a twist fairly easily.
It's fun