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RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Duchess - 04-29-2013



George was one of the producers of Argo, did y'all know that?

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - HairOfTheDog - 04-29-2013

By George, is he or isn't he?

My guesses...


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CLOONEY: Not gay

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HAMILTON: Bi-sexual

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WASHINGTON: Closeted gay

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Clang McFly - 04-29-2013

(04-29-2013, 04:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:

George was one of the producers of Argo, did y'all know that?

George had a 20-ish year old man, oiled and chained up in his trailer during filming.

(Most likely)

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Duchess - 04-29-2013

(04-29-2013, 04:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: George had a 20-ish year old man, oiled and chained up in his trailer during filming.


Yeah - Omar, he's too sexy for his country.

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RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Clang McFly - 04-29-2013

hah

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Duchess - 06-10-2013



George Clooney has repeatedly joked that instead of his eyes he gets the skin on his testicles 'ironed' out, but now it appears he's inspired a new craze in Hollywood.

Cosmetic expert Nurse Jamie added 'Tighten the Tackle' to the list of services at her Santa Monica spa, Beauty Park, last year, and it has been a raving success.

Delicately describing the $575 non-surgical treatment, the blonde beautician says it involves using lasers to remove hair, erase wrinkles and correct discoloration on the scrotum.

Like women, she explains her male clients are keen to 'keep their garden kept' and it's purely for aesthetic reasons.

Are any of you men interested?

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - ramseycat - 06-10-2013

Tighten the Tackle? Hahahahahahaja.

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Cynical Ninja - 06-10-2013

No my sack has always resembled a small midgets brain.

A completely smooth sack is as unnatural as a completely smooth pussy if you want hairless pussy fuck a kid you fucking pervert.

Grown ups have pubic hair live with it.

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Clang McFly - 06-10-2013

(06-10-2013, 04:30 PM)Duchess Wrote: Are any of you men interested?

If they throw in a cobweb dusting and crotch cheese/juice/sweat draining then yes.

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Eat Shit And Die - 06-10-2013

such grim imagery.

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Clang McFly - 06-11-2013

(06-10-2013, 10:12 PM)ESAD Wrote: such grim imagery.

thanks. I aim to please.Blowing-kisses

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Duchess - 06-11-2013



Yuk

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - Duchess - 04-28-2014



George is engaged to an attorney. Another one bites the dust.

RE: USER, I HAVE GEORGE NEWS - ramseycat - 04-28-2014

Engaged and married are two different things. I bet he never actually takes the plunge.