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RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - sally - 02-28-2013
Yeah, Denny's is disgusting. I was joking about the masturbating part but I really did work there 19 years ago. They keep a big pot of melted margarine on the grill and just about everything on the menu gets slathered in it with a paint brush, even the bacon.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - ramseycat - 02-28-2013
(02-28-2013, 11:29 PM)sally Wrote:(02-28-2013, 11:18 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(02-28-2013, 09:44 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-28-2013, 08:02 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I have never had sex IN the office.
Now that I know you are a fatty I think the younger pretend boyfriend is kinda gross...
How is it you "know" I'm a fatty?
More of your nonsense.
Maybe it's that recent picture you posted where you're wearing a termite tent for a blouse?
Yea I can see how the wrap I had on clearly showed my figure.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Cracker - 02-28-2013
Camera adds 50 pounds?
Fatties think layers hide fat. Cows think you can't see them when they have their heads behind a tree. Same concept.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - ramseycat - 02-28-2013
Whatever Cracker. I know what I look like and don't have to prove anything to you. Funny though how you constantly call every other woman fat. Sounds like you are deflecting. Makes me think YOU are the fatty.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - crash - 02-28-2013
(02-28-2013, 11:29 PM)sally Wrote:(02-28-2013, 11:18 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(02-28-2013, 09:44 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-28-2013, 08:02 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I have never had sex IN the office.
Now that I know you are a fatty I think the younger pretend boyfriend is kinda gross...
How is it you "know" I'm a fatty?
More of your nonsense.
Maybe it's that recent picture you posted where you're wearing a termite tent for a blouse?
That or the tuckshop arms...you know, bye bye arms your grandma had; she waves at you and the underside of her arms are still waving 2 minutes later.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - sally - 03-01-2013
(02-28-2013, 11:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(02-28-2013, 11:29 PM)sally Wrote:(02-28-2013, 11:18 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(02-28-2013, 09:44 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-28-2013, 08:02 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I have never had sex IN the office.
Now that I know you are a fatty I think the younger pretend boyfriend is kinda gross...
How is it you "know" I'm a fatty?
More of your nonsense.
Maybe it's that recent picture you posted where you're wearing a termite tent for a blouse?
Yea I can see how the wrap I had on clearly showed my figure.
I don't wrap myself in fucking parachutes so I don't know, but it's probably safe to say you have the figure of spongebob squarepants.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Cracker - 03-01-2013
Nope.
Last week:
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Hate me now, right?
Your arms wouldn't fit in my jacket...
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - ramseycat - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:17 AM)Cracker Wrote: Nope.
Last week:
Hate me now, right?
Your arms wouldn't fit in my jacket...
Of course not. Even if I believed it was you, I wouldn't hate you for having a nice figure. That just is just stupid. You are pretty shallow to even think that way. More support that you are the one with a weight issue. Only a fat person would be obsessed with the topic.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Midwest Spy - 03-01-2013
Cracker, I used to envision you as a Stormtrooper wearing a diaper.
I'm now seeing you in a whole new light.
And liking it!
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Cracker - 03-01-2013
It's about health. It's about what you put in your body and how much you expect other Americans to pay because you can't stay out of the effen Cheetos bag. It's about not caring anymore. Eventually people will get sick of hearing me and maybe start walking a mile a day so they can prove me wrong. That would be totally fine with me.
I just don't get being way overweight. I have gained and lost pounds before. I've seen some bad shit that made me not want to function anymore, but if you have kids you have a responsibility to stay as healthy as possible. Blowing smoke doesn't help people. Being a fucking bitch about it might. Because it isn't okay and you don't want to go too far the other way...
Not happening, MS.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - username - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:17 AM)Cracker Wrote: Nope.
Last week:
Hate me now, right?
Your arms wouldn't fit in my jacket...
*gasp* A picture! You look lovely even with the lopsided camel toe.
Heh heh.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Cracker - 03-01-2013
NOT!
Wrinkled, sat for four hours to watch that boy graduate basic training.
BTW, I married a man I worked with one time. Don't do that. Trust me.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - ramseycat - 03-01-2013
You wore jeans to your sons graduation?
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Cracker - 03-01-2013
Yes, 90% of the people wore jeans at the 30* F outside Army Basic Training in the mud on bleachers wind-blowing graduation. A few retards wore summer dresses and the rest of us rolled our eyes at them. Some of the darker women wore spike heels. We were afraid to fuck with them...
Plus, I look good in jeans and boots. You think skirts can hide your thighs. They don't...
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - username - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:35 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You wore jeans to your sons graduation?
Oh shut up, Ramsey. I imagine Cracker knows appropriate dress code.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - ramseycat - 03-01-2013
Just wondering. Lol. I guess you found out the hard way about the skirt thing.
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Cracker - 03-01-2013
I can rock a skirt. I have long, thin legs and small ankles. I mostly wear pencil skirts when I bother. Because the air can circulate between my thighs.
If you wore a pencil skirt you would heat up like a dutch oven.
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RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - ramseycat - 03-01-2013
If thinking I'm fat and calling me fat makes you feel better, then carry on. Again, I know what I look like.
I wonder if we have any fried chicken.....
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Cracker - 03-01-2013
Okay. I tried.
Even though you have time to put yourself first now that you aren't working...
RE: SEX IN YOUR OFFICE - Mohammed - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:50 AM)Cracker Wrote: Because the air can circulate between my thighs.
I so wanna be the air between your thighs!
Now there's a new version for Bette Midler. Who's got wings anyway.