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RE: Sad but True - aussiefriend - 11-15-2013
I am not going to get testy, I think that 'some gay that is totally gay' is good gay. That's all I am saying. The gayer the better.
RE: Sad but True - HairOfTheDog - 11-15-2013
(11-15-2013, 07:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am not going to get testy, I think that 'some gay that is totally gay' is good gay. That's all I am saying. The gayer the better.
I hear ya, sister. As long as you understand that philosophy probably shouldn't be applied when you're scoping for a slipadechtomy, blue skies ahead...
RE: Sad but True - aussiefriend - 11-15-2013
Indeed, I will have to be vigilant with that one!
RE: Sad but True - Cynical Ninja - 11-17-2013
(11-15-2013, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Do you ride a bike pee-wee?
I ride a gay bike maggotyboo, no saddle you just sit naked on the bare frame going up your anus.
I'm going to ride past your house yelling “yoo hoo! Maggotyboo!”
RE: Sad but True - Duchess - 11-17-2013
I'd pay to film that.
RE: Sad but True - sally - 11-17-2013
(11-15-2013, 06:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I looked kinda gay shuffling around the alley bar in my rented bowling shoes a few weeks back.
What's gay is when you're like me and walk in the bowling alley with your own bowling shoes and ball and then bowl a 98. I always feel so retarded going in there carrying my own stuff like I'm a member of the PBA.
My son has about 20 bowling balls, but unlike me everyone stares at him in amazement as he bowls 300's like they were nothing.
RE: Sad but True - Cynical Ninja - 11-17-2013
(11-17-2013, 11:03 AM)sally Wrote: My son has about 20 bowling balls.
Why?
RE: Sad but True - Duchess - 11-17-2013
I think he's a whiz kid bowler. He wins tournaments & travels around the states to do so. That's my understanding anyway.
RE: Sad but True - Cynical Ninja - 11-17-2013
Oh well, that's fair enough I used to have loads of skateboards most of which I never used.
RE: Sad but True - sally - 11-17-2013
(11-17-2013, 03:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(11-17-2013, 11:03 AM)sally Wrote: My son has about 20 bowling balls.
Why?
Because he's really good at it. The bowling balls have just added up over the past couple of years and he needs to sell the ones he's not using anymore. All the kids that are really serious bowlers come in with a suit case full of balls. They win bowling balls through tournaments and then there are different balls you need for different lane conditions, and by the time you know it the whole closet is filled with bowling balls.
He also gets scholarship money every time he bowls which is nothing to sneeze at. One of top youth bowlers in the country just turned 18 and has over $200,000 in scholarship money. Another kid he knows just turned 21 and makes between $300 and 500 bucks a week just in leagues. That beats the shit out of working at Taco Bell.
RE: Sad but True - FAHQTOO - 11-17-2013
(11-17-2013, 03:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I think he's a whiz kid bowler. He wins tournaments & travels around the states to do so. That's my understanding anyway.
My son was the same way at his age. He still bowls on 3 leagues a week.
Different bowling balls for different lane conditions...some are oilier than others. And then there's keeping up with the new (same) shit that comes out every year.
RE: Sad but True - Cynical Ninja - 11-19-2013
Bowling for scholarship money is a good idea, good for him.
RE: Sad but True - Maggot - 11-19-2013
A guy in Florida got arrested for tossing bowling balls off the pier. He thought they were nigger eggs.
RE: Sad but True - Cynical Ninja - 11-19-2013
I once told my daughter years ago that a coconut was a grizzly bears egg.