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RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-03-2019

Or take a hot shower while making the loofah blush.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-03-2019

Yeah, petting the old beaver always does the trick for me.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-03-2019

Isn't that three more weeks of winter?

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-03-2019

(02-03-2019, 10:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: Isn't that three more weeks of winter?

I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-03-2019

hah

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-04-2019

Someone came in the other day and told me that big sonofabitch was sitting in the middle of the road. *sigh*

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - pyropappy - 02-04-2019

(02-03-2019, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.

I really hate to bust your bubble, but beavers are twice as big as groundhogs, and a hell of a lot hairier. The average groundhog is about 2' long and weighs 10 lbs. A beaver is over 3' long not including tail and weighs upwards of 100 lbs.

I hereby officially rescind my offer and transfer it to duchess; I want no part of an angry 100 lbs. beaver.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 02-04-2019

It's been said that they were twice that size before North America was invaded by the Europeans. Same with deer and trees.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-04-2019

In that case I scared of her donkey.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-04-2019

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RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-04-2019

Those pointy toed shoes that some women wear are hideous. I have never seen a cute pair, not once. 

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-04-2019

(02-04-2019, 04:21 PM)pyropappy Wrote:
(02-03-2019, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.

I really hate to bust your bubble, but beavers are twice as big as groundhogs, and a hell of a lot hairier. The average groundhog is about 2' long and weighs 10 lbs. A beaver is over 3' long not including tail and weighs upwards of 100 lbs.

I hereby officially rescind my offer and transfer it to duchess; I want no part of an angry 100 lbs. beaver.

Well you'd be the one to know, I'm sure you've eaten plenty in your day.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-04-2019

(02-04-2019, 06:38 PM)Duchess Wrote: Those pointy toed shoes that some women wear are hideous. I have never seen a cute pair, not once. 

Every time I see those pointy shoes I think to myself wtf. How do they fit five toes in there?

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-04-2019

(02-04-2019, 07:51 PM)sally Wrote: Every time I see those pointy shoes I think to myself wtf. How do they fit five toes in there?


They don't, it's wasted space and they think it's cute. *shudders* It's not.



Please, sweet baby Jesus, don't let HotD wear these things, or at least don't let her see this if she does. I'll feel like I did when I dissed scrunchies and she copped to wearing them. 50

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RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-04-2019

I'm ok with scrunchies, they at least serve a purpose. I don't understand those god awful shoes, however. Did Clang send you that picture?

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 02-05-2019

(02-04-2019, 08:18 PM)sally Wrote: I'm ok with scrunchies, they at least serve a purpose. I don't understand those god awful shoes, however. Did Clang send you that picture?

All my high heels are rounded toe. I can't jam my fat feet into pointed toe heels.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-06-2019

Holy shit. Priests kept nuns as sex slaves.   Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - MirahM - 02-06-2019

WTF
NO
I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD JUST NOW

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-06-2019

Maybe if he wore hose.

RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 02-07-2019

(02-06-2019, 01:35 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy shit. Priests kept nuns as sex slaves.   Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch


The Pope said Priests and Bishops have sinned, wonder what kind of penance he's going to give them!   Priest

(The Catholic Church has been on a downward spiral for years, and now has plummeted to the abyss!) The_Villagers