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- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009
Sinister Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Anything else you'd like to make excuses for?
I'd like to figure out an excuse for you being more turned on by the body pillow than the hot chick in the picture, but the only thing I can come up with is that you're a pillow faggot. ::dunno::
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She's not my type.
Next? Have another?
- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009
Its his latent homosexuality rising above the surface again.
Only a latent queer would prefer to have a pillow next to him than an attractive womans body, but then again MF's wife does look like super mario in a wig so maybe his preference for pillows is understandable.
- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its his latent homosexuality rising above the surface again.I disagree, sometimes one is in the mood for something else ... especially if they are not sex-starved. You and that other sex-starved bitch (Sinister) don't get that. There are times I want a good meal over sex, for example.
Only a latent queer would prefer to have a pillow next to him than an attractive womans body, but then again MF's wife does look like super mario in a wig so maybe his preference for pillows is understandable.
If you didn't own and breed hamsters designed to crawl up your ass, you'd understand normal adult moods and needs.
- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its his latent homosexuality rising above the surface again.I disagree, sometimes one is in the mood for something else ... especially if they are not sex-starved. You and that other sex-starved bitch (Sinister) don't get that. There are times I want a good meal over sex, for example.
Only a latent queer would prefer to have a pillow next to him than an attractive womans body, but then again MF's wife does look like super mario in a wig so maybe his preference for pillows is understandable.
If you didn't own and breed hamsters designed to crawl up your ass, you'd understand normal adult moods and needs.
I understand the needs of a latent homosexual humping a pillow instead of his wife.
I also understand the mood a latent homosexual like you might have pretending a pillow is a 12 year old Indonesian boy.
- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:You don't understand a single god damn thing about wives, you unmarried boy. All you understand is how to breed ass-crawling hamsters out of wedlock.Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its his latent homosexuality rising above the surface again.I disagree, sometimes one is in the mood for something else ... especially if they are not sex-starved. You and that other sex-starved bitch (Sinister) don't get that. There are times I want a good meal over sex, for example.
Only a latent queer would prefer to have a pillow next to him than an attractive womans body, but then again MF's wife does look like super mario in a wig so maybe his preference for pillows is understandable.
If you didn't own and breed hamsters designed to crawl up your ass, you'd understand normal adult moods and needs.
I understand the needs of a latent homosexual humping a pillow instead of his wife.
I also understand the mood a latent homosexual like you might have pretending a pillow is a 12 year old Indonesian boy.
- sally - 01-22-2009
I don't care what anyone says, it's weird that a grown man has pet hamsters. It's ridiculous that your daughter has to say to her friends "Hey you wanna see my dads hamsters". Did you even let her help you name them?
- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009
sally Wrote:I don't care what anyone says, it's weird that a grown man has pet hamsters. It's ridiculous that your daughter has to say to her friends "Hey you wanna see my dads hamsters". Did you even let her help you name them?
::laugh::
He has owned hamsters as an adult because he has been an overgrown unmarried kid traumatized by the frequent bombardment of orange (maybe pink grapefruit) juice containers since childhood.
- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009
[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:Middle Finger Wrote:Anything else you'd like to make excuses for?
I'd like to figure out an excuse for you being more turned on by the body pillow than the hot chick in the picture, but the only thing I can come up with is that you're a pillow faggot. ::dunno::
Ahhhhh. . . Soft and comfy. . . definitely doable.
And, the chick's looking half decent too.
- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009
sally Wrote:I don't care what anyone says, it's weird that a grown man has pet hamsters. It's ridiculous that your daughter has to say to her friends "Hey you wanna see my dads hamsters". Did you even let her help you name them?I also breed and sell them for money.
My daughter names them all, I have never named a hamster, whats the point?.
Everybody with a normal brain can see that it is acceptable to have any animal as a pet, only retards like you and MF would see any problem with owning hamsters as pets.
- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:sally Wrote:I don't care what anyone says, it's weird that a grown man has pet hamsters. It's ridiculous that your daughter has to say to her friends "Hey you wanna see my dads hamsters". Did you even let her help you name them?
::laugh::
He has owned hamsters as an adult because he has been an overgrown unmarried kid traumatized by the frequent bombardment of orange (maybe pink grapefruit) juice containers since childhood.
Wrong.
Momma never hit me, and daddy never fucked me.
Unlike you, as a guinea I know for a fact you live in mortal fear of your fat mother, alive or dead.
"Hey Frankie, come and helpa your momma get offa the toilet before I beat you wit a the shovel!"
- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009
"I also breed and sell them for money."
So many (mock) paths to take with that one.
Here are my top three questions:
1) Proper Rodent Etiquette:
When you 'breed' them do you force the male to buy the female dinner first?
2) Critter Negotiations:
In place of money, would you accept magic beans as payment?
3) The Golden Rule:
How would you feel if hamsters breed and sold you for money?
- Maggot - 01-22-2009
What do they taste like?
- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:Middle Finger Wrote:Anything else you'd like to make excuses for?
I'd like to figure out an excuse for you being more turned on by the body pillow than the hot chick in the picture, but the only thing I can come up with is that you're a pillow faggot. ::dunno::
Ahhhhh. . . Soft and comfy. . . definitely doable.
And, the chick's looking half decent too.
::banana::- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:sally Wrote:I don't care what anyone says, it's weird that a grown man has pet hamsters. It's ridiculous that your daughter has to say to her friends "Hey you wanna see my dads hamsters". Did you even let her help you name them?I also breed and sell them for money.
My daughter names them all, I have never named a hamster, whats the point?.
Everybody with a normal brain can see that it is acceptable to have any animal as a pet, only retards like you and MF would see any problem with owning hamsters as pets.
::rolllaugh:: He just affirmed having hamsters on his own and breeding them. ::lmao:: Oh shit ...
- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I know, I said that they threw orange juice containers - whoops, sorry, I mean "orange UFOs" at you. Sometimes these "orange UFOs" were full with liquid.Middle Finger Wrote:sally Wrote:I don't care what anyone says, it's weird that a grown man has pet hamsters. It's ridiculous that your daughter has to say to her friends "Hey you wanna see my dads hamsters". Did you even let her help you name them?
::laugh::
He has owned hamsters as an adult because he has been an overgrown unmarried kid traumatized by the frequent bombardment of orange (maybe pink grapefruit) juice containers since childhood.
Wrong.
Momma never hit me, and daddy never fucked me.
Unlike you, as a guinea I know for a fact you live in mortal fear of your fat mother, alive or dead.
"Hey Frankie, come and helpa your momma get offa the toilet before I beat you wit a the shovel!"
- Sinister - 01-22-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:"I also breed and sell them for money."
So many (mock) paths to take with that one.
Here are my top three questions:
1) Proper Rodent Etiquette:
When you 'breed' them do you force the male to buy the female dinner first?
2) Critter Negotiations:
In place of money, would you accept magic beans as payment?
3) The Golden Rule:
How would you feel if hamsters breed and sold you for money?
VOTE, people!!!! If that ain't a vote-worthy mock, I don't fuckin' know what is.
You're still an asshole, OBK, so don't get excited.
- The Antagonist - 01-22-2009
Orangina bottles are round.... just sayin'
- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009
[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:
Quote:What do they taste like?From my personal experience, kangaroo (but only the dark meat).
- sally - 01-22-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:His apartment must stink to high hell, but I'm sure he makes a pretty penny ::laugh::Ordinary Peephole Wrote:sally Wrote:I don't care what anyone says, it's weird that a grown man has pet hamsters. It's ridiculous that your daughter has to say to her friends "Hey you wanna see my dads hamsters". Did you even let her help you name them?I also breed and sell them for money.
My daughter names them all, I have never named a hamster, whats the point?.
Everybody with a normal brain can see that it is acceptable to have any animal as a pet, only retards like you and MF would see any problem with owning hamsters as pets.
::rolllaugh:: He just affirmed having hamsters on his own and breeding them. ::lmao:: Oh shit ...
- AnonyMoose - 01-23-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I also breed and sell them for money.
You are fucking pathetic. The Queen should shoot you in the face with a Lanchester. God, what a fucking loser. And to allow a fucking l00n that sees shadow people and hears voices to have a daughter? Are you fucking kidding me? What is wrong with that country? Jeebus blowingRamses in a Temple.