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RE: Dirty Limerick thread - kitty1 - 10-22-2012
There once was a sweet Lady Cop,
Sassy and classy with Cell Block on top.
Too soon the tears fell,
and I wanted to yell
Fuck You! CANCER! Just FUCKING STOP!
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - HairOfTheDog - 10-25-2012
At Mock lives a Midwestern Spy
A self-proclaimed “insightful” guy
While he yearns for the large-breasted lasses
He’s really not into their asses
(Yeah, we all know that last part’s a lie) …
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - username - 10-25-2012
The leader of Mock's name is Duchess
She's adept at managing a ruckus
With her giant ban hammer
Yet courteous manner
She eviscerates the trolls that would bug us.
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - Duchess - 10-26-2012
^^^^^^^ Post of the day!
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - Jimbone - 10-26-2012
Where's the haiku thread?
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - Midwest Spy - 10-26-2012
So true that large-breasted lasses
Are the favorite playthings of the masses
While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog
And many pine for Duchess' affection
I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - username - 10-26-2012
(10-26-2012, 03:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So true that large-breasted lasses
Are the favorite playthings of the masses
While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog
And many pine for Duchess' affection
I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!
What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - Midwest Spy - 10-26-2012
(10-26-2012, 03:59 PM)username Wrote:(10-26-2012, 03:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So true that large-breasted lasses
Are the favorite playthings of the masses
While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog
And many pine for Duchess' affection
I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!
What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!
User, I have NO fucking idea.
While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.
I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - username - 10-26-2012
(10-26-2012, 04:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-26-2012, 03:59 PM)username Wrote:(10-26-2012, 03:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So true that large-breasted lasses
Are the favorite playthings of the masses
While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog
And many pine for Duchess' affection
I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!
What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!
User, I have NO fucking idea.
While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.
I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.
Okay! I was like what the...?? Reading that was like passing a kidney stone.
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - HairOfTheDog - 10-26-2012
(10-26-2012, 04:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-26-2012, 03:59 PM)username Wrote:(10-26-2012, 03:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So true that large-breasted lasses
Are the favorite playthings of the masses
While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog
And many pine for Duchess' affection
I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!
What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!
User, I have NO fucking idea.
While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.
I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.
Here's a dirty Mock limerick:
Though username is a pro at the rhymin'
It won't buy her a virginal hymen
Hers got broke by a tampon
When she got her first cramp on
'Least that's what she told the Delta Phi men...
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - username - 10-26-2012
Hahaha!!!
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - FAHQTOO - 10-26-2012
(10-26-2012, 05:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(10-26-2012, 04:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-26-2012, 03:59 PM)username Wrote:(10-26-2012, 03:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So true that large-breasted lasses
Are the favorite playthings of the masses
While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog
And many pine for Duchess' affection
I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!
What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!
User, I have NO fucking idea.
While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.
I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.
Here's a dirty Mock limerick:
Though username is a pro at the rhymin'
It won't buy her a virginal hymen
Her's got broke by a tampon
When she got her first cramp on
'Least that's what she told the Delta Phi men...
You should write a dirty limerick book HotD. That was awesome, and so was users.
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - HairOfTheDog - 10-26-2012
This whole thread had me laughing, FAQTOO. I liked this one for Lady Cop from 2008; looks like she did too.
There once was a gal named Jackboots
She would bust you for smoking a hoot
But when she tipped her glass
And wiggled that ass
In your pants a big load you would shoot.
By: @F U Don't ask again
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - Midwest Spy - 10-29-2012
This is all still pretty new for me. Here goes again:
While HotD's rack is bountiful
Large-breasted women are mindful
That using their god-given gifts
Can send mere mortal men into fits
Hastily they'll lose their load and feel shameful
Is this any better?
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - HairOfTheDog - 10-29-2012
MS, you really are bad at this!
Here's a silly Mock limerick (notice the rhyming pattern?):
It's oft said that Maggot has a crisp pickle
One that Ramsey would most like to tickle
But, no matter what Ramsey tries
For only his wife he has eyes
Besides, Rams won't swallow and she's really quite fickle
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - Midwest Spy - 10-29-2012
It appears that in all the 'correct' limericks, lines 1, 2 & 5 rhyme, and lines 3 & 4 rhyme, but are different from the other 3?
I thought I did that in my most recent effort?
I ain't a poet and for sure know it.
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - F.U. - 10-29-2012
(10-26-2012, 05:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: This whole thread had me laughing, FAQTOO. I liked this one for Lady Cop from 2008; looks like she did too.
There once was a gal named Jackboots
She would bust you for smoking a hoot
But when she tipped her glass
And wiggled that ass
In your pants a big load you would shoot.
By: @F U Don't ask again
I almost forgot that LC went by Jackboots.
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - F.U. - 10-29-2012
I forgot all about this thread. Its like steping into the way back machine. for me Thanks for bringing it back to life. The first 1⁄2 of this thread is what MOCK was all about in the day. Insults flew non stop. AHhhh the memories.
I didn't realize I posted this many limericks until I just read this entire thread. If I remember right this thread was the result of a spat between OP and I. The thread before this was, if I remember right, a challenge I made to op where all we were to do is rhyme and insult eachother. I will have to go back and look for that one now.
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - HairOfTheDog - 10-29-2012
(10-29-2012, 06:40 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It appears that in all the 'correct' limericks, lines 1, 2 & 5 rhyme, and lines 3 & 4 rhyme, but are different from the other 3?
I thought I did that in my most recent effort?
I ain't a poet and for sure know it.
I'm sure you have other talents, MS. Plus, it's funny reading your limericks.
(10-29-2012, 09:17 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: The thread before this was, if I remember right, a challenge I made to op where all we were to do is rhyme and insult eachother. I will have to go back and look for that one now.
Hope you find that one; this thread was a fun read but nothing posted by OP/CN (though there are a couple of good ones about him). I liked Crash's, post #20.
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - F.U. - 10-29-2012
HOTD, If I remember righ OP didn't want to play the game and it was short lived. Man I almost miss the old OversizedPoophole the british but bandit, as I called him. Or at least miss the insults we once slung at each other.
This old thread also brings back memories of the days when I did MOCK news at 5 on sundays. That was fun while it lasted.