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RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Luke Warmwater - 12-14-2009
(12-14-2009, 08:05 PM)sally Wrote:(12-14-2009, 07:33 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.
You'd probally rather fuck Elton John, you cry baby virus carrying bitch.
I rest my case....
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - sally - 12-14-2009
(12-14-2009, 08:12 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:(12-14-2009, 08:05 PM)sally Wrote:(12-14-2009, 07:33 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.
You'd probally rather fuck Elton John, you cry baby virus carrying bitch.
I rest my case....
Good, now everyone is clear that you're gay.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Luke Warmwater - 12-14-2009
after your usual snide remark I rested my case that..
"i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.
I failed to mention that my minds-eye pictured doing it with you as being somewhat akin to humping on a previously thawed butterball turkey.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - LuMPyPussy - 12-14-2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Middle Finger - 12-14-2009
(12-14-2009, 07:34 PM)D Wrote: I wouldn't, and I'm not lying. I hate blonds for one, and I don't fuck nasty skanky whores either.
You are so fucked up. You hate blonds and you dislike blowjobs. You'd hate a blowjob from a blond. You deranged mother fucker.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - sally - 12-14-2009
(12-14-2009, 08:29 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: after your usual snide remark I rested my case that..
"i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.
I failed to mention that my minds-eye pictured doing it with you as being somewhat akin to humping on a previously thawed butterball turkey.
Well if you want to compare apples to apples, I picture doing it with you as being akin to rubbing my twat against a soggy fruitcake.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - SyberBitch - 12-14-2009
(12-14-2009, 11:20 PM)sally Wrote:(12-14-2009, 08:29 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: after your usual snide remark I rested my case that..
"i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.
I failed to mention that my minds-eye pictured doing it with you as being somewhat akin to humping on a previously thawed butterball turkey.
Well if you want to compare apples to apples, I picture doing it with you as being akin to rubbing my twat against a soggy fruitcake.
But is the fruitcake soggy with rum? That is the question!
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Middle Finger - 12-15-2009
(12-14-2009, 11:20 PM)sally Wrote:(12-14-2009, 08:29 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: after your usual snide remark I rested my case that..
"i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.
I failed to mention that my minds-eye pictured doing it with you as being somewhat akin to humping on a previously thawed butterball turkey.
Well if you want to compare apples to apples, I picture doing it with you as being akin to rubbing my twat against a soggy fruitcake.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Cynical Ninja - 12-15-2009
These smiles always makes me think of Frank and Saint jives.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Middle Finger - 12-15-2009
This smiley makes me think of OP rolling hamsters in exercise balls with a pregnant girlfriend he won't marry for bullshit reasons sitting there watching.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Cynical Ninja - 12-15-2009
These smilies make me think of:-
Frank looking at a body pillow - ::dick::
Frank looking at his wife's ass - ::vomit::
Frank tucking his kids in at night -
Frank looking at his reputation score despite all his hard work -
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Middle Finger - 12-15-2009
Involving my wife and kids ... I can't wait for the uproar and defense of morality about to be unleashed upon you from the other Members.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Cynical Ninja - 12-15-2009
I wouldn't hold your breath because you'll die if you do.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Middle Finger - 12-15-2009
Exactly my point. I'm the real victim, as usual.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Cynical Ninja - 12-15-2009
(12-15-2009, 12:50 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm the real victim, as usual.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Middle Finger - 12-15-2009
Part of you must feel sorry for me, OP. It just must. Or are you the type of cold-hearted bitch that keeps small animals trapped unnaturally in glass boxes while jerking off to Asian girls?
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Cynical Ninja - 12-15-2009
Keeping them in cages and glass cases prolongs their life and greatly adds to their quality of life, my gift to them.
At least I think about women and not pillows when I jerk off asshole.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Middle Finger - 12-15-2009
(12-15-2009, 03:39 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Keeping them in cages and glass cases prolongs their life and greatly adds to their quality of life, my gift to them.
The captor always says that, dumb-ass. Your responses remind me of the "benefits" to slaves that slave-owners used to claim.
(12-15-2009, 03:39 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: At least I think about women and not pillows when I jerk off asshole.
You should switch to pillows to save the soul of whoever the hell you are victimizing in your fantasies.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Cynical Ninja - 12-15-2009
Comparing small rodents to slaves?, now you really are losing touch with reality greaseball.
Normal men fantasise about women instead of rutting against a pillow like a horny hedgehog.
RE: Do any smileys make you think of a particular person? - Middle Finger - 12-15-2009
Yes, I am grouping captured living things that don't exist like that naturally.
And I don't fantasize about pillows, dope. They are merely a tool for my ... comfort. Fantasizing about 14 year old Asian transvestites with your shadow penis is not a preferable route, toothless.