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RE: Allo, allo ... - Mohammed - 03-16-2011
Clearly THAT ONE likes to spoil the fun and take away a small little humble man's fantasy.
Last night I spend in bed with a happy smile spread across all cheeks on my body. Tonight I shall cry myself to sleep! Are you happy now?!
RE: Allo, allo ... - BlueTiki - 03-16-2011
(03-16-2011, 02:46 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Virgins are a terrible thing. It is like getting on top of a wild horse with psychotic problems and personal issues without a saddle! Something like that can not only leave your blessed balls blue in no time but also bite marks all over your shins.
Spoiler alert!
Donkeh's vid about Dick and Trigger!
RE: Allo, allo ... - Cynical Ninja - 03-16-2011
Allah hu akbar my Moslem (sic) friend.
I'm British so of course I secretly worship Allah and Mohammed (peace be upon him) at the order of my Muslim masters who have over run my country making up 2% of its population.
As a Moslem (sic) you will obviously be good at maths (you did invent it after all) so you can clearly see how 2% "over runs" 98%.
RE: Allo, allo ... - Mohammed - 03-16-2011
Hang on Ordinary Peephole. So you basically just said you are totally fucked up in your head did you?!
For anything else just wouldn't make sense really.
RE: Allo, allo ... - Luke Warmwater - 03-17-2011
first fun around this shit hole in months....