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RE: Hey Oscar... - username - 03-09-2012

(03-09-2012, 01:06 PM)Oscar Wrote: No I'm sorry old girl. I gave you three wake up calls this morning and you missed parade. I have been entertained In your absence by the Australian widower but you don't get second chances. Shame, It could have been fun.

Well excuuuuse me for not getting up at 3am to play. This is why long distance relationships inevitably fail.



RE: Hey Oscar... - Cracker - 03-09-2012

(03-09-2012, 10:06 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Hey Crashe

Holy Fucking Hell. No Fucking Way.

How in the hell does an insurance agent spell "claim" and "crash" wrong in the same week? HOW? HOW? HOW?

My head is going to explode someday. I just know it.

(03-09-2012, 10:19 AM)ramseycat Wrote: titts

You seriously need to stop trying to sound smart.

Good advice, hon.

RE: Hey Oscar... - FAHQTOO - 03-09-2012

(03-09-2012, 01:50 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(03-09-2012, 12:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-09-2012, 12:45 PM)Oscar Wrote: Nothing more sad that an ageing single mom who's sole enjoyment In her day Is vacuuming while she waits for the welfare cheque.
Isn't there some chores need doing In your trailer ? Wt

I'm thinking there is at least one thing that is more sad.

Do you think you can figure out how to trim the quotes?

That's a good little quim.

I think she has proven Dickie that she is not nearly as smart as she would like us to believe.



Hahaha...

That was brilliant...coming from you.







RE: Hey Oscar... - Mohammed - 03-10-2012

(03-09-2012, 05:44 AM)Oscar Wrote:
(03-09-2012, 05:39 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Oooh, this could be rather interesting.

[Image: Gifpong1.gif]
Good Morning Mohammed.

Can I be so pertinent to comment that should your avatar be a photograph of your good self, then you can Interject here any time you wish.

But of course you can. However, you must know that I am the smaller of the two on that picture.

Which simply just means that I am not allowed to post after eight.



RE: Hey Oscar... - Oscar - 03-10-2012

(03-10-2012, 01:49 AM)Mohammed Wrote:
(03-09-2012, 05:44 AM)Oscar Wrote:
(03-09-2012, 05:39 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Oooh, this could be rather interesting.

[Image: Gifpong1.gif]
Good Morning Mohammed.

Can I be so pertinent to comment that should your avatar be a photograph of your good self, then you can Interject here any time you wish.

But of course you can. However, you must know that I am the smaller of the two on that picture.

Which simply just means that I am not allowed to post after eight.
In that case, you're a real cutie.



RE: Hey Oscar... - Mohammed - 03-11-2012

Or so I've been told.

And believe me, I'm taking full advantage of that fact!