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RE: Clang and Username counseling session - OnBendedKnee - 08-28-2012
My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Donovan - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 04:22 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: wanna bet on that?Pretty much. Sorry if the sarcasm didn't come across, but it's essentially bad genre porn for dames, the next evolution in bodice-rippers.
Eh, I looked it up: so it's basically Emmanuelle meets Twilight, with a touch of leather? meh.
(08-28-2012, 04:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote: There are three - 50 Shades of Gray. 50 Shades Darker. 50 Shades Free. I might have gotten the second two titles messed up but you get the gist. It's about a young lady who meets this super rich guy that has "issues."If she sticks around when the whips come out they both got issues. Wonder how well women would like this book if he worked at a car wash.
Quote: There is some S&M type sex and they fall in love. The second and third books are actually better than the first one since they go into why the characters are the way they are and there is a mystery in there too.This is why none of you will ever run the world, your heads are too fucked up with bizarre notions of romance. Plot goes with porn like peanut butter goes with catpoop.
Quote:All the women read them for the sex scenes which are pretty hot. They don't get too much into the serious S&M stuff.McFucking and McBondage lol.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Duchess - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 04:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.
Had the book worked for her she would have asked you to break out the cuffs.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - ramseycat - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 04:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.
It probably had nothing to do with the book.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - OnBendedKnee - 08-28-2012
Excellent call.
I easily blamed the book, but you've got a good point...
:(
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - ramseycat - 08-28-2012
Aww I'm sorry OBK that I had to break it to you. Buy her some flowers to go with the whip and maybe she will forgive you.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Donovan - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 04:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(08-28-2012, 04:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.
It probably had nothing to do with the book.
ramsey with a suckerpunch and DOWN GOES OBK! DOWN GOES OBK! DOWN GOES OBK!
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 04:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.
But disgustingly is good, isn't it? I thought it was the disgusted looks that you guys start squirming with?
(08-28-2012, 04:31 PM)Donovan Wrote: Wonder how well women would like this book if he worked at a car wash.
Dude, are you kidding? Women have about the same amount of fantasies about car washs and sex as men have. Allie McBeal, anyone?
Quote: This is why none of you will ever run the world, your heads are too fucked up with bizarre notions of romance.
Unfortunately, I gotta agree. That, and muscle-to-fat ratio.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - sally - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 04:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(08-28-2012, 04:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.
It probably had nothing to do with the book.
She probally caught him burping the worm in the shower, which after reading the book just added insult to injury.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - OnBendedKnee - 08-28-2012
I swear. You come up with the most descriptive terms!
You'd think being a cop for 20+ years I'd have heard them all, but nooooo... gotta come to MOCK to be fully informed.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Midwest Spy - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 05:11 PM)sally Wrote: She probally caught him burping the worm in the shower, which after reading the book just added insult to injury.
^^^^ Yes. She's back!!!
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Clang McFly - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 12:23 PM)sally Wrote: I don't wear them most of the time either. I mentioned it somewhere else and Clang posted a puking smilie as he did with User too, but he posted a happy smilie in the lingerie thread when Duchess said she didn't wear them. I think Clang deserves ass kisser of the week.
I think that must have been back when you were anti-Clang. I've since changed my mind and give your pantyless vagina a thumbs up.
(yes I'm aware of how creepy that last sentence sounds
)
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 03:42 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:Quote:No means no!
Aww, come on, don't be like that?!?
Yeah your right, sometimes no means yes.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Clang McFly - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 12:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: And no matter how hot it is, I have to have a blanket on the bed. My feet might be sticking out but the blanket has to at lease cover part of me. I have no idea why.
Me too. It is a mystery.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 06:38 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-28-2012, 03:42 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:Quote:No means no!
Aww, come on, don't be like that?!?
Yeah your right, sometimes no means yes.
Ha, I KNEW it.
Now come sit on my lap, my big bad communist sympathizer!!
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-28-2012
No.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-28-2012
oh you know you don't mean that. OK, how about I sit on YOUR lap?
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-28-2012
Jeez...Just because I'm dressed like this you think you can say or do anything to me.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-28-2012
Hey, if you didn't like it, you wouldn't wear such tight jeans! I mean, come on, you're downright asking for it!
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-28-2012
Good point.