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RE: Covid vaccine - sally - 09-23-2022
It will spread from your balls to your ass and then you'll have to get your balls cut off and shit in a bag. It will be hilarious, Clang, just fucking hilarious. We'll start calling you Clang McNonuts
RE: Covid vaccine - Clang McFly - 09-24-2022
(09-23-2022, 11:11 PM)sally Wrote: It will spread from your balls to your ass and then you'll have to get your balls cut off and shit in a bag. It will be hilarious, Clang, just fucking hilarious. We'll start calling you Clang McNonuts
Clang McNonuts. I would be dying horribly from cancer but at least my panties would fit and look better.
RE: Covid vaccine - BigMark - 09-24-2022
Wrap them in a tight rubber band for three weeks, they'll drop off like pine nuts.
RE: Covid vaccine - Maggot - 09-24-2022
Yeah but you have to piss out your ear.
RE: Covid vaccine - BigMark - 09-24-2022
Nuetered poeple cant piss?
RE: Covid vaccine - Clang McFly - 09-25-2022
(09-24-2022, 08:31 AM)BigMark Wrote: Wrap them in a tight rubber band for three weeks, they'll drop off like pine nuts.
Good idea. I've considered doing something like that in the past but was scared to try because the pain and blood loss would probably kill me in less than three weeks.
RE: Covid vaccine - Carsman - 09-25-2022
(09-25-2022, 10:28 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(09-24-2022, 08:31 AM)BigMark Wrote: Wrap them in a tight rubber band for three weeks, they'll drop off like pine nuts.
Good idea. I've considered doing something like that in the past but was scared to try because the pain and blood loss would probably kill me in less than three weeks.
If you really ever think of doing something like that, it would be prudence to consider a licensed surgeon.
RE: Covid vaccine - BigMark - 09-25-2022
Licensed smicensed!
RE: Covid vaccine - Clang McFly - 09-25-2022
(09-25-2022, 12:20 PM)Carsman Wrote:(09-25-2022, 10:28 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(09-24-2022, 08:31 AM)BigMark Wrote: Wrap them in a tight rubber band for three weeks, they'll drop off like pine nuts.
Good idea. I've considered doing something like that in the past but was scared to try because the pain and blood loss would probably kill me in less than three weeks.
If you really ever think of doing something like that, it would be prudence to consider a licensed surgeon.
As I said it's in the past. I'm too old, poor, and cowardly to consider that.....professional or otherwise.
RE: Covid vaccine - Carsman - 09-26-2022
(09-23-2022, 04:01 PM)Carsman Wrote: Well I went and did it!
I went to get a haircut today, got it. Then I looked down the plaza and saw Publix.
I remembered they were giving the “updated covid booster shot” there. SO I GOT IT!
Well it’s 3 days now, and same as with all the other shots, I have had “no side affects”!
RE: Covid vaccine - Clang McFly - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 09:19 PM)Carsman Wrote:You need to wait until the 10th covid booster shot before the side effects kick in. Don't forget to get your vaccine card punched for the free AIDS monkey sandwich.(09-23-2022, 04:01 PM)Carsman Wrote: Well I went and did it!
I went to get a haircut today, got it. Then I looked down the plaza and saw Publix.
I remembered they were giving the “updated covid booster shot” there. SO I GOT IT!
Well it’s 3 days now, and same as with all the other shots, I have had “no side affects”!
RE: Covid vaccine - Carsman - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 09:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(09-26-2022, 09:19 PM)Carsman Wrote:You need to wait until the 10th covid booster shot before the side effects kick in. Don't forget to get your vaccine card punched for the free AIDS monkey sandwich.(09-23-2022, 04:01 PM)Carsman Wrote: Well I went and did it!
I went to get a haircut today, got it. Then I looked down the plaza and saw Publix.
I remembered they were giving the “updated covid booster shot” there. SO I GOT IT!
Well it’s 3 days now, and same as with all the other shots, I have had “no side affects”!
Haven’t you heard, covid booster shots will be yearly shot, same as the flu shot.
And yeah, they punched my card! And I got a Lolly pop too.
RE: Covid vaccine - Clang McFly - 09-27-2022
(09-26-2022, 09:56 PM)Carsman Wrote:(09-26-2022, 09:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(09-26-2022, 09:19 PM)Carsman Wrote:You need to wait until the 10th covid booster shot before the side effects kick in. Don't forget to get your vaccine card punched for the free AIDS monkey sandwich.(09-23-2022, 04:01 PM)Carsman Wrote: Well I went and did it!
I went to get a haircut today, got it. Then I looked down the plaza and saw Publix.
I remembered they were giving the “updated covid booster shot” there. SO I GOT IT!
Well it’s 3 days now, and same as with all the other shots, I have had “no side affects”!
Haven’t you heard, covid booster shots will be yearly shot, same as the flu shot.
And yeah, they punched my card! And I got a Lolly pop too.
Yeah I heard. I got my flu shot last week. Refused the Covid booster shot. Will be a yearly shot. Right now it's a quarterly shot.
RE: Covid vaccine - MirahM - 10-17-2022
I got my 4th booster and my flu shot today.
RE: Covid vaccine - sally - 10-17-2022
What will happen to you if you don't get the shot?
RE: Covid vaccine - Clang McFly - 10-17-2022
(10-17-2022, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: What will happen to you if you don't get the shot?
Not a goddamn thing. I'm living proof of that. I'm damn near invincible and immortal.
RE: Covid vaccine - sally - 10-17-2022
(10-17-2022, 10:27 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-17-2022, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: What will happen to you if you don't get the shot?
Not a goddamn thing. I'm living proof of that. I'm damn near invincible and immortal.
Yep. The only diseases to ever affect you are Dunlap and Noassatall. Both relatively common, Roo suffers from the same thing.
RE: Covid vaccine - MirahM - 10-18-2022
I didn't actually plan to get them on the same day. I only wanted the flu vaccine really-you know since SO MANY MORE PEOPLE DIE FROM THAT A YEAR than anything else!
It just happened to be where they were doing them and I said yes to injecting the poison right into my veins.
"what will happen if I don't get the shot?"
I don't think that is a question I need to answer after these last couple of years and couple of threads devoted to the subject.
RE: Covid vaccine - MirahM - 10-18-2022
My sister got the new bivalent shot and she had a hives reaction.
Even with that knowledge I still got the booster. But I got the mono booster.
I am such a sheep!
RE: Covid vaccine - Duchess - 10-18-2022
(10-18-2022, 12:16 AM)MirahM Wrote: I am such a sheep!
Are you being sarcastic, I can't tell.