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RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Maggot - 09-13-2013
In a new study based in liverpool England, university of Dracut professor Oliver Klozof said based on a study of 100 women it has been discovered that women who lay in bed on their hands and knees for at least half an hour before going to bed have a 40% chance of not getting saggy breasts and it has also been found to increase blood flow to the brain 20%.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Duchess - 09-13-2013
With their ass in the air?
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Blindgreed1 - 09-13-2013
First of all... Maggot is made of win. Secondly... Username, why? Just... Why? *tears well up in his eyes*
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - HairOfTheDog - 09-13-2013
(09-13-2013, 02:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: In a new study based in liverpool England, university of Dracut professor Oliver Klozof said based on a study of 100 women it has been discovered that women who lay in bed on their hands and knees for at least half an hour before going to bed have a 40% chance of not getting saggy breasts and it has also been found to increase blood flow to the brain 20%.
I'm skeptical of the omitted research results.
So, women who don't lay on their knees and hands before going to sleep have a 60% chance of not getting saggy breasts (or 100%, or 12%, or...)?
P.s. Oliver Klozof is a fan of Gloria Stitz, I bet.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - crash - 09-13-2013
How does one 'lay' on their hands and knees? I have a total different mental picture of a woman on her hands and knees in my mind, and it usually involves the boobs being pretty active..
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Maggot - 09-13-2013
If you fuckers don't get it I might need to rethink my opinion of the mental stability of everyone here again. Come closing time you all look very beautiful though and that's a plus at any rate.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Maggot - 09-13-2013
(09-13-2013, 05:57 PM)crash Wrote: How does one 'lay' on their hands and knees? I have a total different mental picture of a woman on her hands and knees in my mind, and it usually involves the boobs being pretty active..
Think "pillows" fluffy noise gathering "pillows'.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - HairOfTheDog - 09-14-2013
(09-13-2013, 09:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: If you fuckers don't get it I might need to rethink my opinion of the mental stability of everyone here again. Come closing time you all look very beautiful though and that's a plus at any rate.
Yeah, well...
Last night, I tried the Klozof layaway-plan for 30 minutes.
Woke up this morning with a cold, twitching glutes, and my right breast is saggier than the left one.
But, I think it's working! The left breast must have traveled north a bit.
No dummy here... Going for 40 minutes tonight.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - username - 09-14-2013
(09-13-2013, 09:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Think "pillows" fluffy noise gathering "pillows'.
I thought I got it until you posted this nonsense. WTH? It sounds like you're talking about whoopee cushions now.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Duchess - 09-14-2013
Goddamnit. I thought maybe User was having second thoughts and I was prepared to move this thread to a private forum.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Blindgreed1 - 09-17-2013
Finally got to look through the user pics over the weekend. All three ladies above are easy on the eyes. Guess it's about time to send Dutchess a pic of myself.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - username - 09-17-2013
(09-17-2013, 02:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Finally got to look through the user pics over the weekend. All three ladies above are easy on the eyes. Guess it's about time to send Dutchess a pic of myself.
Doooo eeeet.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Blindgreed1 - 09-17-2013
(09-17-2013, 02:50 PM)username Wrote:Done(09-17-2013, 02:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Finally got to look through the user pics over the weekend. All three ladies above are easy on the eyes. Guess it's about time to send Dutchess a pic of myself.
Doooo eeeet.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - nrkerr - 09-18-2013
I have three kids, ages 14-4, and I breastfed all three of them.
My breasts are still in the same place they have always been...they don't sag at all.
Maybe I lucked out. I am a "C" cup, so I don't know if that plays into it.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - HairOfTheDog - 10-29-2013
(08-27-2013, 06:11 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I want a boob job. That's true.
You don't need to go all surgical or spend a lot of money, aussie. Accessories are key.
![[Image: BoobsOutAllRound.jpg]](http://www.monster-munch.com/images/BoobsOutAllRound.jpg)
I bet you'd get more action wearing one of these than you do donning that super sexy rope scarf of yours even.
Btw, you almost done with your thesis?
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - sally - 10-29-2013
I do like those better than the rope scarf, Aussie. The rope scarf was so depressing. The boob scarf says I'm fun and vivacious and sexually liberated goddamnit.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - Duchess - 10-29-2013
I think we should put one of them under the Mock Christmas tree for MS.
Odd how I associate boobs with MS.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - SIXFOOTERsez - 10-29-2013
(09-18-2013, 12:56 AM)nrkerr Wrote: I have three kids, ages 14-4, and I breastfed all three of them.
My breasts are still in the same place they have always been...they don't sag at all.
Maybe I lucked out. I am a "C" cup, so I don't know if that plays into it.
No idea it plays into anything, but I got to say, I am a fan
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - aussiefriend - 10-30-2013
(10-29-2013, 04:35 PM)sally Wrote: I do like those better than the rope scarf, Aussie. The rope scarf was so depressing. The boob scarf says I'm fun and vivacious and sexually liberated goddamnit.
Oh you're just jealous Big Sal. Ima get you one for Christmas and maybe then you will stop harping on about it. I rock that rope.
RE: TITTY TUESDAY - aussiefriend - 10-30-2013
(10-29-2013, 04:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Btw, you almost done with your thesis?
Yep just into the nip and tuck phase. Nearly done.