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RE: Fuck Halloween.... - aussiefriend - 11-02-2013

(11-02-2013, 08:36 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(11-02-2013, 08:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Listen here you sex toy addict, you don't know what I went through last year. Santa brought me a flopendectomy this year I want a slipadectomy.

Addit: I need the real thing, I can't tolerate that plastic stuff like you do.

I know I'm tired and I'm medicated but WTF are you even talking about? Am I just too foggy to get it? A flopendectomy?

A soft on silly billy.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - ramseycat - 11-02-2013

I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-03-2013

(11-02-2013, 10:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.

it took Nyquil for you to not care about that faggots post?


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - aussiefriend - 11-03-2013

(11-03-2013, 02:09 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:
(11-02-2013, 10:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.

it took Nyquil for you to not care about that faggots post?

I am no faggot you pill popping freak.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - ramseycat - 11-03-2013

(11-03-2013, 02:09 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:
(11-02-2013, 10:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.

it took Nyquil for you to not care about that faggots post?

It took NyQuil to make me not care about anything.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - sally - 11-03-2013

I think Aussie is saying that last Christmas her boyfriend couldn't get a hard on so she's hoping this Christmas will be better. Am I in the right ballpark here, Aussie?


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - ramseycat - 11-03-2013

The right BALLPARK? Hehehe


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-03-2013

(11-03-2013, 05:57 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(11-03-2013, 02:09 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:
(11-02-2013, 10:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.

it took Nyquil for you to not care about that faggots post?

I am no faggot you pill popping freak.

Shut up faggot.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - Blindgreed1 - 11-04-2013

(11-02-2013, 08:51 PM)Spomd Wrote: and LOL the real thing is only better for a minute or twoLOL
Then you're doing it wrong.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - Spomd - 11-04-2013

CRAP!


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - Duchess - 11-04-2013



hah You can say fuck. Even fuckity fuck.



RE: Fuck Halloween.... - ramseycat - 11-04-2013

Fuckin A.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - username - 11-04-2013

(11-03-2013, 09:35 AM)sally Wrote: I think Aussie is saying that last Christmas her boyfriend couldn't get a hard on so she's hoping this Christmas will be better. Am I in the right ballpark here, Aussie?

I'm sure he'll be fine provided he's found a new girlfriend.

You deserve a damn medal for figuring that one out.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - Spomd - 11-04-2013

Fuck that, I said crap...fucking wanted to say crap. Crappity fucking crap


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - nrkerr - 11-04-2013

(10-31-2013, 10:44 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(10-31-2013, 05:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(10-31-2013, 03:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: I won't be surprised if Aussie puts her tree up in the next 7 days.

Thanks for reminding me. Mini xmas tree I've got the perfect spot for the tree this year.

(10-31-2013, 04:50 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Makes sense...only crazy people do that.

You bitch, the earlier you put the tree up, the stronger the spirit of Christmas comes into your house and then Santa brings you better presents....but you go on ahead and put yours
up the day before and see what happens.

I will put mine up about a week after thanksgiving...like most normal people do, crazy lady.

I typically put mine up Thanksgiving night.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - ramseycat - 11-04-2013

I like to spend the long weekend after TG decorating for Christmas.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - aussiefriend - 11-14-2013

(11-03-2013, 09:35 AM)sally Wrote: I think Aussie is saying that last Christmas her boyfriend couldn't get a hard on so she's hoping this Christmas will be better. Am I in the right ballpark here, Aussie?

This is why I have the utmost respect for Sally. Slamdunk! If I put the tree up early, I will be guaranteed a giant big throbbing hunk of manhood....oh and that doesn't turn out to be a stalker. Diablo


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - Maggot - 10-26-2019

I don't even have to hand out candy this year, but I kinda liked doing that. Some of those kids are really cute.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - BigMark - 10-26-2019

Last year was the first year I didn't pass out candy. I'm on the fence this year.


RE: Fuck Halloween.... - BigMark - 10-26-2019

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