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RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Clang McFly - 08-16-2015
(08-16-2015, 05:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:naked spooning it is then.
Clang, I think teddies went out in the 80's. Try a cute pair of boy shorts & a cami.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Duchess - 08-16-2015
Ooohhhh, one of my favorites things to do.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Clang McFly - 08-16-2015
(08-16-2015, 05:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:great now I'm going to have trouble sleeping. Good thing I'm working an overnight shift tonight.
Ooohhhh, one of my favorites things to do.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Carsman - 08-17-2015
(08-16-2015, 04:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-16-2015, 09:06 AM)Carsman Wrote:bra and panties,nah. For you(and me), my friend it's matching see through teddies.(08-16-2015, 08:42 AM)Maggot Wrote: I bet Clang could help..........
Now you did it, picturing him in a bra & panties would never let me sleep again! Blank my mind, Blank my mind, Blank my mind, hope that worked
(08-16-2015, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-16-2015, 04:58 PM)sally Wrote: You want to wear matching teddies with Carsman? I don't know that he'd be up for that.he'll be up for that...all night long. I can see him drenched in a cold sweat already.
Holy shit, Clang, and see through teddies, I may never get to sleep again!
DAMN!
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Clang McFly - 08-17-2015
(08-17-2015, 05:57 AM)Carsman Wrote:Sorry dude. And I just bleached my asshole(not really).(08-16-2015, 04:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-16-2015, 09:06 AM)Carsman Wrote:bra and panties,nah. For you(and me), my friend it's matching see through teddies.(08-16-2015, 08:42 AM)Maggot Wrote: I bet Clang could help..........
Now you did it, picturing him in a bra & panties would never let me sleep again! Blank my mind, Blank my mind, Blank my mind, hope that worked
(08-16-2015, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-16-2015, 04:58 PM)sally Wrote: You want to wear matching teddies with Carsman? I don't know that he'd be up for that.he'll be up for that...all night long. I can see him drenched in a cold sweat already.
Holy shit, Clang, and see through teddies, I may never get to sleep again!
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Duchess - 08-17-2015
(08-16-2015, 05:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: great now I'm going to have trouble sleeping. Good thing I'm working an overnight shift tonight.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my boner to keep. If I should die before I wake, after spooning with old Duchess you have my soul to take.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Jimbone - 08-17-2015
If a boner is involved, it's not just spooning.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Duchess - 08-17-2015
Clang doesn't look at me that way. He says he's not into old bats with dusty cooters.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Jimbone - 08-17-2015
He doesn't know what he's missing.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Duchess - 08-17-2015
My breasts are heaving.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Duchess - 08-17-2015
I was going to keep my typo because it made me laugh but I don't think Mt breasts is a good look on me.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Clang McFly - 08-17-2015
(08-17-2015, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:I have a tiny, scarred, gross weiner. Who am I to judge? I just like teasing you/joking about it. Seriously, my gross weiner and your dusty hallway, would probably be a good fit.
Clang doesn't look at me that way. He says he's not into old bats with dusty cooters.
And anyways, I'm more worried about your heaving sawdust tits exploding and getting moldy sawdust tit in my mouth.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Carsman - 08-18-2015
(08-17-2015, 06:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-17-2015, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:I have a tiny, scarred, gross weiner. Who am I to judge? I just like teasing you/joking about it. Seriously, my gross weiner and your dusty hallway, would probably be a good fit.
Clang doesn't look at me that way. He says he's not into old bats with dusty cooters.
And anyways, I'm more worried about your heaving sawdust tits exploding and getting moldy sawdust tit in my mouth.
Now that's a new one!
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - username - 08-18-2015
Meh, they're more likely to smell like horse butt.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Duchess - 08-18-2015
Horse poop is one of my favorite smells. I like the smell of horse in general, I have nothing but happiness associated with it.
If there are no horses in Heaven, I'm not going.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - aussiefriend - 08-18-2015
There are horses in Heaven! Horses are mentioned many times, the four horsemen of the, the prophet Elijah was taken to Heaven on Chariots of Fire. I think the horses have wings too in Heaven.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - username - 08-18-2015
Cars jinxed me!!
I had the worst insomnia ever last night. At 1am, I was laying there listening to Simon and Garfunkel. I should be dead...after 1 Unisom didn't do the trick, neither did 4 freaking benzo's on top of that.
The only thing I thought about getting up and doing was getting the computer to Google pot dispensaries. I'm getting some. As I tossed and turned for at least another hour, the only thought that kept running through my head was "I bet pot would fix this".
John Walsh=Manhunter
Username=Pothunter
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Carsman - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 01:17 PM)username Wrote: Cars jinxed me!!
I had the worst insomnia ever last night. At 1am, I was laying there listening to Simon and Garfunkel. I should be dead...after 1 Unisom didn't do the trick, neither did 4 freaking benzo's on top of that.
The only thing I thought about getting up and doing was getting the computer to Google pot dispensaries. I'm getting some. As I tossed and turned for at least another hour, the only thought that kept running through my head was "I bet pot would fix this".
John Walsh=Manhunter
Username=Pothunter
Join the club, plenty of room!
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - username - 08-18-2015
Fuck that!!! I just booked an appt. 11:30am Friday...I'm getting a medical marijuana evaluation.
RE: Who Sleeps . . . . . - Jimbone - 08-18-2015
(08-18-2015, 01:56 PM)username Wrote: Fuck that!!! I just booked an appt. 11:30am Friday...I'm getting a medical marijuana evaluation.
I'd wish you luck, but everyone gets approved. Hope it doesn't make you paranoid instead... that won't help your sleeping.