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- Cynical Ninja - 03-10-2009

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:
Quote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Be advised EC she will soon be posting photographs of her bare ass from many years ago
Too late, she posted that picture about 10 mins. after he got in.

Really?

Biker bitch is nothing if not 100% predictable and desperate.


- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-10-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:
Quote:
English-Cunt Wrote:liquid that only happens in the USA says a lot about them don't it

OH YEA, I forgot about the British Limey Hooligans. Bunch of classless fucks, like the entire little waste of dirt Island you live on.

[Image: hooligans.jpg]

Hah, the good old days.

I remember encountering a couple of yanks in London for an away match back in the mid-nineties, one of them actually pissed himself, I drop kicked the head of the other one like a ripe melon.
The one thing I will give Americans is they have very punchable faces and very kickable heads.
that made me lol


- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-10-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:her head is like head of cabbage wrapped in cling film.
MMMMMMM cabbage I could eat that all daySmiley_emoticons_razz


- Cynical Ninja - 03-10-2009

Trust me, take any photos sinister decides to share at face value.
To get a more accurate representation of what she actually looks like now do the following things when viewing photos of her-

1 - Add at least 30 pounds in weight.
2 - Add at least another 5 years of gravity droopage.
3 - Add the fact her right eye is bong and crosseyed talking to her face to face must be confusing, you wouldn't know if she was talking to you or the wall to your right.


- Cynical Ninja - 03-10-2009

:cool:


- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-10-2009

i'd hit it


- Cynical Ninja - 03-10-2009

[user=160]English-Cunt[/user] wrote:
Quote:i'd hit it

Just to be clear that isn't a photo of sinister (she wishes! ::lmao:Smiley_emoticons_smile

But the eyes are accurate representations of sinisters bong eye.


- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-10-2009

I'd hit her to


- OnBendedKnee - 03-10-2009

[user=160]English-Cunt[/user] wrote:
Quote:I'd hit her to
Sadly, in this case, domestic violence is frowned upon here in the states.


- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-10-2009

ok let me spell it out for you as i know you yanks are a bit dumb

i'd shag her


- OnBendedKnee - 03-10-2009

[user=160]English-Cunt[/user] wrote:
Quote:ok let me spell it out for you as i know you yanks are a bit dumb

i'd shag her
You would grab her by the ankles and drag her on the carpet?!


- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-10-2009

lol

she'd have carpet burns on here knees anyway


- Duchess - 03-10-2009

Your spelling is atrocious...Sorry but, they made me this way.


- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-10-2009

it's ok sorry but they made me this way


- SyberBitch - 03-10-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I remember encountering a couple of yanks in London for an away match back in the mid-nineties, one of them actually pissed himself, I drop kicked the head of the other one like a ripe melon.
The one thing I will give Americans is they have very punchable faces and very kickable heads.
Was this BEFORE, or AFTER you started on the anti-psychotic meds to control your delusions? ::nuts::



- LuMPyPussy - 03-10-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I remember encountering a couple of yanks in London for an away match back in the mid-nineties, one of them actually pissed himself, I drop kicked the head of the other one like a ripe melon.
The one thing I will give Americans is they have very punchable faces and very kickable heads.
Was this BEFORE, or AFTER you started on the anti-psychotic meds to control your delusions? ::nuts::
He's remembering a dream he had after watching aJackie Chanmovie.::rollseyes::


- Cynical Ninja - 03-11-2009

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:anti-psychotic meds

:Yawn:32


- Fry Guy - 03-12-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I remember encountering a couple of yanks in London for an away match back in the mid-nineties, one of them actually pissed himself, I drop kicked the head of the other one like a ripe melon.
The one thing I will give Americans is they have very punchable faces and very kickable heads.
Was this BEFORE, or AFTER you started on the anti-psychotic meds to control your delusions? ::nuts::
He's remembering a dream he had after watching aJackie Chanmovie.::rollseyes::
Hiliarious Lumpy!