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RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - rothschild - 12-29-2022
(12-28-2022, 10:00 PM)MirahM Wrote: I honestly wouldn't mind the shows if I didn't have to listen to the stupid commercials that target the elderly.
I thought I missed watching the live news, well now after weeks of catching the news live at 4 PM whenever I am here I realize I am just fine w/out it.
I'd move to Mayberry if it was commercial-free.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 12-29-2022
(12-08-2022, 06:06 PM)MirahM Wrote:(12-08-2022, 03:58 PM)rothschild Wrote:(12-08-2022, 01:05 PM)MirahM Wrote:(12-08-2022, 08:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-08-2022, 03:43 AM)MirahM Wrote: Well that was fun.
Dicks and Christams Trees
Pokey things
What's not to love about dicks and Christmas trees. Dicks & Christmas trees for everyone!
Def not tipsy
I can't even use substance as a reason for acting strange! Its all natural!
Manic episode, then. Take a xanex and call me in the morning.
Another example of "men can't handle women" "Men can't handle women in all thier awesomeness"
BigMark could handle it! He handled it just fine!
(12-28-2022, 10:02 PM)MirahM Wrote:(12-28-2022, 09:48 PM)rothschild Wrote: How could anyone not want to live in Mayberry?
Aunt Bea almost got married to a dry cleaning guy just because she thought Andy and Opie wanted her out of the house!
She got some hot buttery Rural Free Delivery!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-24-2023
So if you pulled into the grocery store around 8 PM on your way home and there were 4 police vehicles and at least 1 unmarked in the parking lot looking like they had someone surrounded would you still go into the store?
I totally went in, everything looked fine, situation seemed under control. It was fine. Just fine.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-24-2023
Obviously if it wasn't safe they would have everything blocked off.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-24-2023
What should I do tonight? Binge a few episodes of something? Write? Read? Sew? ALL OF THE ABOVE ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
Maybe I'll do my taxes! Yes! That is a great idea! (I've already started them, but I don't think I have all of my w-2's from all of my 1 million jobs)
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-24-2023
I feel restless
wrestless
rest less
I feel
no I don't
I feel nothing
I feel something
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RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 01-24-2023
Throw frisbees at the moon.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-24-2023
I have not done that since I drove over the mountains. It has been that long.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 01-24-2023
Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BlueTiki - 01-24-2023
(01-24-2023, 05:37 AM)BigMark Wrote: Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
One is a legume and the other is urine identifying as female?
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 01-24-2023
You don't let a garbanzo bean on your face.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BlueTiki - 01-24-2023
(01-24-2023, 10:42 AM)BigMark Wrote: You don't let a garbanzo bean on your face.
* * Insert Rimshot * *
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - cannongal - 01-24-2023
(01-24-2023, 01:12 AM)MirahM Wrote: So if you pulled into the grocery store around 8 PM on your way home and there were 4 police vehicles and at least 1 unmarked in the parking lot looking like they had someone surrounded would you still go into the store?
I totally went in, everything looked fine, situation seemed under control. It was fine. Just fine.
I would have, too. Then I would have gossiped with the employees to find out what's going on.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-24-2023
(01-24-2023, 01:49 AM)BigMark Wrote: Throw frisbees at the moon.
Well I changed my mind and thought about some erotic music I like and thought about the lesbians I had met earlier that day and in 4 minutes I was satisified.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-24-2023
(01-24-2023, 11:18 AM)cannongal Wrote:(01-24-2023, 01:12 AM)MirahM Wrote: So if you pulled into the grocery store around 8 PM on your way home and there were 4 police vehicles and at least 1 unmarked in the parking lot looking like they had someone surrounded would you still go into the store?
I totally went in, everything looked fine, situation seemed under control. It was fine. Just fine.
I would have, too. Then I would have gossiped with the employees to find out what's going on.
That was my plan, but a phone call distracted me so I just left w/out seeing what the deal was. It isn't too abnormal for this area anyway and is rarely that exciting.
But there was a shoot out on the other side of the mountains yesterday at a convienience store.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 01-24-2023
Clean up on aisle 3!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Duchess - 01-24-2023
(01-24-2023, 01:18 PM)MirahM Wrote: Well I changed my mind and thought about some erotic music I like and thought about the lesbians I had met earlier that day and in 4 minutes I was satisified.
![[Image: jimhalpert-theoffice.gif]](https://media.tenor.com/c1ZjciHuDNQAAAAM/jimhalpert-theoffice.gif)
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-24-2023
LOL
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 01-24-2023
I would like one first class ticket on the Labia Express captained by Chief Panty Officer LoveChild, EXCITING AND NEW!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 01-27-2023
Sometimes I take the express and other times I take the long slow boat.