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RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Lady Cop - 07-22-2011

i KNEW you'd notice that!
wear your boots cowgirl!

they love places like that.
we had a bike shed when i was a kid, we used to use it as a "fort". until i saw some of those fuckers hiding in there. :O

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - IMaDick - 07-22-2011

The guy had to have been passed out drunk to be bit 19 times and not feel it.

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Lady Cop - 10-11-2011

the fucker took my cigarettes!

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RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Lady Cop - 03-06-2012

OH.FUCK.NO! all that white is spider web...with spiders in them. fucking Australia.

billions of spiders have escaped the floodwaters inundating the town of Wagga Wagga in New South Wales, Australia, by moving to higher ground and building massive networks of interconnected webs over raised sticks and bushes. They have covered entire fields


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that is not snow. ^

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they're going to eat that dog

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RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - LuciferLynn - 03-07-2012

House spiders... *shudder - gag* those are the FASTEST fuckers, and they tuck their legs up underneath them, so they LOOK small...til they fucking dart off and you see they have the leg span of a small dog.

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - LuciferLynn - 03-07-2012

(03-06-2012, 11:45 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: OH.FUCK.NO! all that white is spider web...with spiders in them. fucking Australia.

billions of spiders have escaped the floodwaters inundating the town of Wagga Wagga in New South Wales, Australia, by moving to higher ground and building massive networks of interconnected webs over raised sticks and bushes. They have covered entire fields


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that is not snow. ^

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they're going to eat that dog

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This made me throw up in my mouth a little.



RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Duchess - 03-07-2012



It made the hair on my arms stand on end. *shudders*

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - LuciferLynn - 03-07-2012

I really hope whoever owns that dog bathes him before they let him back inside. Can you imagine seeing that come crawling out of his fur? Gross, I just creeped myself out.

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - ramseycat - 03-07-2012

Geesh LC!! WTF!

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - crash - 03-08-2012

Check this little fucker out, LC..

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Apparently it's a brown button spider from South Africa, and it's eating a 17cm (7") long Aurora snake... Some chick came into work to find it beside her desk. It took him a week to all but eat it and then they relocated him to a museum....

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Lady Cop - 04-25-2012

Jesus Crash, how can you sleep at night?? Bed


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Smiley_emoticons_skeptischRun1

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Australia has cemented its reputation as the home of the world's most dangerous creepy crawlies with this video of a spider eating a half a metre long snake.

Cairns kite surfer Ant Hadleigh filmed the golden orb spider devouring the brown tree snake in the backyard of a friend's house in Freshwater, Queensland.

"I thought it was pretty incredible," Mr Hadleigh said.

"A few times the snake managed to get up and attack the spider, and the spider would run back up the web.

"I would have put my money on the snake for sure, especially seeing how big it was."

Mr Hadleigh estimated the tree snake to be around half a metre long and was alive for "an hour or more" after being caught in the spider's web, before finally succumbing to the crafty arachnid's venom.



RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Duchess - 04-25-2012



Gawddamn!

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - LuciferLynn - 04-25-2012

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? FOR REALS?! My GF is moving to Australia next month, I wonder if she's aware that there's more than just kangaroos where she's moving to. Holy Chirst, man, that shit is scary.

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Lady Cop - 04-25-2012

(04-25-2012, 03:04 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? FOR REALS?! My GF is moving to Australia next month, I wonder if she's aware that there's more than just kangaroos where she's moving to. Holy Chirst, man, that shit is scary.

good thread for your friend:

http://mockforums.net/thread-5412.html


Oz has more lethal creatures than anyplace on earth. funnel-webs, blue-ringed octupi, great white sharks, salties (man-eating crocs), some poisonous snakes i think, and more.

it does have nice people like our Crash. i don't think he's lethal. hah

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - FAHQTOO - 04-25-2012

it does have nice people like our Crash. i don't think he's lethal.


Aww...how could you forget that crazy bitch Aussie. You know you'll be the newest "uneducated" heathen on her radar.

I recommend you take shelter immediately...not only is she crazy, she's a tad bit scary too. You all know she scares me straight!!

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Lady Cop - 04-25-2012

i didn't forget Aussie...i simply DO think she's lethal! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin




just kidding Aussie 11 99

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - FAHQTOO - 04-25-2012

(04-25-2012, 04:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i didn't forget Aussie...i simply DO think she's lethal! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin




just kidding Aussie 11 99


I'm shocked she let you post that video of her while she was eating dinner. 113

















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RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - Lady Cop - 04-25-2012

i forgot to mention the lethal, deadly, highly poisonous, snaggle-fanged koala.

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RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - LuciferLynn - 04-26-2012

She has pictures of kangaroos from when her and her husband went over house hunting a few months ago. Sure, they're cute, but I don't think I'd wanna tussle with one.

RE: fears, phobias and freaking spiders! - ramseycat - 04-26-2012

That spider can't possibly be real. I would have a heart attack and die on the spot if I saw one of those.