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RE: 70 is the new 40 - Carsman - 03-28-2011
(03-28-2011, 09:00 PM)username Wrote:(03-28-2011, 06:58 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-28-2011, 06:39 PM)Carsman Wrote: Yes we have a villa & car here in the Sunshine state where we spend the winters. It's great, we have breakfast, close up villa up north, drive to airport in rented car, get on plane & 3 hours later we get picked up at the airport by car service & dropped off at our villa here. We get in our car here and it's off to lunch. And when it gets too hot & humid here, we reverse it & go back north to our NE villa, & cars there.
Ain't life grand?
Yeah, that's great Cars. It sure does sound like the life. I would like to end up with a mountain house and a beach house.
Do you mind me asking what you did/do for a living? Is that rude? It probably is, you don't have to answer. I'm just curious. I like to know how people attained their success...
Jesus Christ, how many "villas" ("Roman upper class country houses") are there in the U.S.? For all I know he's got a couple of double-wides parked in different parts of the country.
Those double wides can't be too bad, you seem to be happy renting out the one I'm not using at the time!
RE: 70 is the new 40 - username - 03-28-2011
(03-28-2011, 10:02 PM)Carsman Wrote: Those double wides can't be too bad, you seem to be happy renting out the one I'm not using at the time!
So you admit you have double-wides. I actually own my home (and it has a real foundation). Thanks.
RE: 70 is the new 40 - Cracker - 03-28-2011
(03-28-2011, 10:52 PM)username Wrote:(03-28-2011, 10:02 PM)Carsman Wrote: Those double wides can't be too bad, you seem to be happy renting out the one I'm not using at the time!
So you admit you have double-wides. I actually own my home (and it has a real foundation). Thanks.
I think your husband owns it and you have to fuck him to live there. Although, you do live in a community property state, so pussy is like money out there.
When does Chester arrive?
RE: 70 is the new 40 - username - 03-28-2011
(03-28-2011, 11:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think your husband owns it and you have to fuck him to live there. Although, you do live in a community property state, so pussy is like money out there.
Wrong. Yeah, community property state so half of what we've accumulated is mine (and I could live off that quite comfortably). But then, there's the fact that I'm slated to inherit a few million from my mom (hopefully, not for a long, long time) which kinda complicates things...don't you think? Who do you think is kissing ass?
RE: 70 is the new 40 - username - 03-29-2011
I love my husband and I think he loves me. At this stage in the game though, he'd be a fucking idiot to divorce me, lol.
RE: 70 is the new 40 - username - 03-29-2011
I'd just like to say I was tanked when I posted this shit last night. My uncle arrived yesterday--I was numbing the pain with alcohol.
Amazing I was even able to post anything. He's hovering!!!
RE: 70 is the new 40 - BlueTiki - 03-29-2011
(03-29-2011, 12:51 PM)username Wrote: My uncle arrived yesterday-- He's hovering!!!
Check your history and cookies.
Probably wants to surf for wrinkle porn.
Don't attempt a white-knuckle "Welcome"!
Start knocking 'em back and force a smile.
RE: 70 is the new 40 - username - 03-29-2011
(03-29-2011, 12:59 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(03-29-2011, 12:51 PM)username Wrote: My uncle arrived yesterday-- He's hovering!!!
Check your history and cookies.
Probably wants to surf for wrinkle porn.
Don't attempt a white-knuckle "Welcome"!
Start knocking 'em back and force a smile.
I need to. I learned all about his diverticulotis (sp?) yesterday. Something about blood sacks on his colon. 
RE: 70 is the new 40 - Cracker - 03-29-2011
(03-28-2011, 11:54 PM)username Wrote:(03-28-2011, 11:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think your husband owns it and you have to fuck him to live there. Although, you do live in a community property state, so pussy is like money out there.
Wrong. Yeah, community property state so half of what we've accumulated is mine (and I could live off that quite comfortably). But then, there's the fact that I'm slated to inherit a few million from my mom (hopefully, not for a long, long time) which kinda complicates things...don't you think? Who do you think is kissing ass?
You're going to shit if she leaves it all to pet charities. hahaha
RE: 70 is the new 40 - Cracker - 03-29-2011
(03-29-2011, 01:12 PM)username Wrote: I learned all about his diverticulotis (sp?) yesterday. Something about blood sacks on his colon.
Put nuts in EVERYTHING you make.
All it's going to take is one well-hidden needle in the lasagna and he won't be shitting in your toilet again...
RE: 70 is the new 40 - username - 03-29-2011
(03-29-2011, 04:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: You're going to shit if she leaves it all to pet charities. hahaha
Meh, with the way I've been abusing my liver lately, she'll probably outlive me.