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RE: Intro thread - krystalshores - 03-03-2012
To make your butt clap you need to have enough flesh on your butt to move well. If you do, then bounce your knees together and flex your butt muscles. Do this in a type of small jump. Then you should hear the butt clap.
RE: Intro thread - FAHQTOO - 03-03-2012
(03-03-2012, 12:09 AM)krystalshores Wrote: To make your butt clap you need to have enough flesh on your butt to move well. If you do, then bounce your knees together and flex your butt muscles. Do this in a type of small jump. Then you should hear the butt clap.
...Since I don't have a fat ass, and I'm not black...I guess I have no worries.RE: Intro thread - krystalshores - 03-03-2012
I DO have a big ass. I'm going to try it!!!!
RE: Intro thread - krystalshores - 03-03-2012
Ugh....that was stupid. I'm sure I looked like an idiot
RE: Intro thread - FAHQTOO - 03-03-2012
(03-03-2012, 12:39 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Ugh....that was stupid. I'm sure I looked like an idiot
That's the whole point of this forum...to say stupid shit like that, that you would probably never say in the real world.
RE: Intro thread - username - 03-03-2012
(03-03-2012, 01:19 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(03-03-2012, 12:39 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Ugh....that was stupid. I'm sure I looked like an idiot
That's the whole point of this forum...to say stupid shit like that, that you would probably never say in the real world.
And probably shouldn't admit to on a mock forum.
Jesus.
RE: Intro thread - krystalshores - 03-03-2012
Do the butt clap User!!
Oh wait you can't :( you don't have an ass!!
RE: Intro thread - Duchess - 03-03-2012
Fucking hell.
Who aspires to have an ass big enough to clap?
RE: Intro thread - krystalshores - 03-03-2012
I saw a stripper once who could crush a beer can with her butt cheeks. She wasn't large Or black.
RE: Intro thread - JsMom - 03-03-2012
I've seen alot of booty clapping in my days.
RE: Intro thread - Sterling - 03-05-2012
(03-02-2012, 07:23 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(02-26-2012, 10:43 PM)username Wrote: And the Oscar for stupidest question in a forum ever goes to....
Oh, it's different when you say it!
I think you are all racist against Australians. That's what I think.
I can't believe this nitwit thinks Australian is a race! She must be the effin' mostest stupider Roo on the planet next to her tard offspring and bed wetting dog.
RE: Intro thread - Daktari - 03-06-2012
Looks like this thread got lost between butt clapping, Aussies and people without their pills.
So what is going on today? Anything in special need of attention?
RE: Intro thread - Duchess - 03-06-2012
(03-06-2012, 07:02 PM)Daktari Wrote: So what is going on today?
It costs 27,000.00 to send a kid to private school, that doesn't include the cost of their books.
Full coverage health insurance costs just under 22,000 for two people for a years coverage.
Both my bowls are plugged the hell up & I have no pipe cleaners so I'm trying like hell to roll a joint without my nails tearing the paper.
RE: Intro thread - Cracker - 03-06-2012
(03-06-2012, 07:02 PM)Daktari Wrote: So what is going on today? Anything in special need of attention?
Read the board you lazy fuck.
RE: Intro thread - Adub - 03-06-2012
(03-06-2012, 07:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: Both my bowels are plugged the hell up
Use a paper clip
RE: Intro thread - Duchess - 03-06-2012
I so quickly read that I thought it said both my bowels were plugged up.
Jesus Christ.
Thanks for the tip, Adub.
RE: Intro thread - Adub - 03-06-2012
(03-06-2012, 07:16 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-06-2012, 07:02 PM)Daktari Wrote: So what is going on today? Anything in special need of attention?
Read the board you lazy fuck.
I'm not sure just what virgins are allowed to read. There may be some hidden, secret stuff. But, I wouldn't know. I'm no virgin.
RE: Intro thread - Adub - 03-06-2012
(03-06-2012, 08:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Thanks for the tip, Adub.
No problem. I find fucked up paper clips laying around all the time. That is a major bitch at my house. Disrespectful kids, imo.
RE: Intro thread - FAHQTOO - 03-06-2012
(03-06-2012, 08:03 PM)Adub Wrote:(03-06-2012, 07:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: Both my bowels are plugged the hell up
Use a paper clip
Cut the end off a q-tip.
RE: Intro thread - Adub - 03-06-2012
Or since you are Duchess, just throw the motherfuckers away and demand a new bowl.