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RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - HairOfTheDog - 08-08-2012 (08-08-2012, 05:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-08-2012, 04:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I have no idea wtf is going on in here. Understandable. Honey-lathered pickles.... butt plugs; there's some possible synergy there. However, I have no conclusive evidence to suggest that sweet sticky pickley spears are in anyway related to the practice of butt plugging* - separate threads and topics completely. Butt plugs are so yesterday. ![]() *No, I will not be conducting research. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Riotgear - 08-08-2012 (08-08-2012, 05:28 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-08-2012, 05:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-08-2012, 04:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I have no idea wtf is going on in here. But we all somehow instinctively know it to be true. Honey-lathered. I just like saying it. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Clang McFly - 08-08-2012 (08-08-2012, 04:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-08-2012, 03:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-08-2012, 03:16 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'd like to know what honey pickle won't fix. I meant bear problems as in getting attacked by a bear, but thats good advice too. ![]() RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Duchess - 08-08-2012 (08-08-2012, 04:54 PM)Maggot Wrote: Eat the snake............Eat the sEat the snake............Eat the snake..............Eat the snake.................Eat the snake......... Hahahaha! RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - HairOfTheDog - 08-08-2012 (08-08-2012, 06:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-08-2012, 04:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-08-2012, 03:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-08-2012, 03:16 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'd like to know what honey pickle won't fix. Oops, sorry Clang, I was hungry when I responded to your post. You are right, a simple honey-lathered pickle is not much use when being attacked by a carniverous bear. In such a case, you will need a pickle that has been rubbed thoroughly with bacon grease prior to the honey application. When the bear approaches, stick out your pickle and lead him/her, at bay, for about 25 feet. At this point, you will see that the bear is salavating and that he/she is unable to take his/her eyes off of your delicious pickle. It is then safe to toss it and run (in the opposite direction of the flying pickle and the running bear). RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Riotgear - 08-08-2012 Probably better euro cuke. Beside the American style are so much more bitter RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - pspence - 08-09-2012 i think jimbone and midwest look similar. carry on. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Duchess - 08-09-2012 Thank Christ they don't act similar. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - krystalshores - 08-09-2012 (08-05-2012, 04:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: LC had a picture once that showed the effect of drugs on a person as the years go by. There was about 9 or 10 pictures of the woman through the years and when I saw it I almost cried it was a woman named Joan Quigley that I had known many years ago before I went in the service. Her. She might still have the picture. I will look around for it again. That's a sad story. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - krystalshores - 08-09-2012 (08-09-2012, 07:50 AM)pspence Wrote: i think jimbone and midwest look similar. Me too. You think they are brothers? RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - pspence - 08-09-2012 (08-09-2012, 09:27 AM)krystalshores Wrote:(08-09-2012, 07:50 AM)pspence Wrote: i think jimbone and midwest look similar. Could incorporate some DNA testing on our road trip to Sears. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Love Child - 08-13-2012 (08-05-2012, 02:39 PM)username Wrote: I think there's some unwritten rule that women aren't supposed to say this but no. How old were you? RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - ramseycat - 08-13-2012 (08-13-2012, 02:10 PM)Love Child Wrote:(08-05-2012, 02:39 PM)username Wrote: I think there's some unwritten rule that women aren't supposed to say this but no. She was 12. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Jimbone - 08-13-2012 (08-13-2012, 02:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote: She was 12. Wow. Didn't see that coming. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - username - 08-13-2012 (08-13-2012, 02:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(08-13-2012, 02:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: How old were you? WTF?? Did I say that at some point or did you just pull that out of the air? I was young but I wasn't 12 (I don't think). ![]() Neither of my 13 year old twins have even kissed someone yet. Thank you baby jeebus. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Riotgear - 08-13-2012 (08-13-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote:(08-13-2012, 02:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(08-13-2012, 02:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: How old were you? Ugly or dishonest? RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - ramseycat - 08-13-2012 (08-13-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote:(08-13-2012, 02:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(08-13-2012, 02:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: How old were you? I was kidding! Geesh ahhahaaa My 15 year old is a virgin. I actually think his younger brother will lose it before he does. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - username - 08-13-2012 (08-13-2012, 03:41 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-13-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote: Neither of my 13 year old twins have even kissed someone yet. Thank you baby jeebus. My son had a g/f in 5th/6th grade and she broke his heart. Since then he's only liked from a distance. My daughter looks like she's 16 and people tell me she looks like Kristen Stewart (Bella!). But she's socially uncomfortable so she gets a little freaked out by attention (although not so much on FB). Her I have to watch; fortunately they're aren't too many co-ed type functions (dances and such). Yet. ETA: all my son cares about right now is skateboarding. RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Riotgear - 08-13-2012 Is it ok to talk about daughters in a thread titled thusly? RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - username - 08-13-2012 Gah!!! |