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RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - HairOfTheDog - 08-08-2012

(08-08-2012, 05:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 04:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I have no idea wtf is going on in here.

I'm with Jim on this. I got lost somewhere back in butt plugs, but when honey'd pickles was mentioned I was like a man adrift spotted for rescue. Only then did I realized too much salty pickle brine was causing me to hallucinate.

So, pretty much lost in a pile of butt plugs is what I'm trying to say.

Understandable. Honey-lathered pickles.... butt plugs; there's some possible synergy there. However, I have no conclusive evidence to suggest that sweet sticky pickley spears are in anyway related to the practice of butt plugging* - separate threads and topics completely. Butt plugs are so yesterday. Smiley_emoticons_wink

*No, I will not be conducting research.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Riotgear - 08-08-2012

(08-08-2012, 05:28 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 05:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 04:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I have no idea wtf is going on in here.

I'm with Jim on this. I got lost somewhere back in butt plugs, but when honey'd pickles was mentioned I was like a man adrift spotted for rescue. Only then did I realized too much salty pickle brine was causing me to hallucinate.

So, pretty much lost in a pile of butt plugs is what I'm trying to say.

Understandable. Honey-lathered pickles.... butt plugs; there's some possible synergy there. However, I have no conclusive evidence to suggest that sweet sticky pickley spears are in anyway related to the practice of butt plugging* - separate threads and topics completely. Butt plugs are so yesterday.

*No, I will not be conducting research.

But we all somehow instinctively know it to be true.

Honey-lathered.

I just like saying it.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Clang McFly - 08-08-2012

(08-08-2012, 04:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 03:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 03:16 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'd like to know what honey pickle won't fix.

Cars
Toilets
Bear problems

Honeyed pickles can be used to lead hungry vegetarian bears away from picnic baskets. The longer the pickle, the more effective, of course... Fact.

(Caution: This does not work on vegan bears; the whole forbidden "honey" thing.)

I meant bear problems as in getting attacked by a bear, but thats good advice too. Blowing-kisses

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Duchess - 08-08-2012

(08-08-2012, 04:54 PM)Maggot Wrote: Eat the snake............Eat the sEat the snake............Eat the snake..............Eat the snake.................Eat the snake.........

Hahahaha!

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - HairOfTheDog - 08-08-2012

(08-08-2012, 06:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 04:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 03:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-08-2012, 03:16 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'd like to know what honey pickle won't fix.

Cars
Toilets
Bear problems

Honeyed pickles can be used to lead hungry vegetarian bears away from picnic baskets. The longer the pickle, the more effective, of course... Fact.

(Caution: This does not work on vegan bears; the whole forbidden "honey" thing.)

I meant bear problems as in getting attacked by a bear, but thats good advice too.

Oops, sorry Clang, I was hungry when I responded to your post.

You are right, a simple honey-lathered pickle is not much use when being attacked by a carniverous bear.

In such a case, you will need a pickle that has been rubbed thoroughly with bacon grease prior to the honey application. When the bear approaches, stick out your pickle and lead him/her, at bay, for about 25 feet. At this point, you will see that the bear is salavating and that he/she is unable to take his/her eyes off of your delicious pickle. It is then safe to toss it and run (in the opposite direction of the flying pickle and the running bear).

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Riotgear - 08-08-2012

Probably better euro cuke. Beside the American style are so much more bitter

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - pspence - 08-09-2012

i think jimbone and midwest look similar.

carry on.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Duchess - 08-09-2012

Thank Christ they don't act similar.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - krystalshores - 08-09-2012

(08-05-2012, 04:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: LC had a picture once that showed the effect of drugs on a person as the years go by. There was about 9 or 10 pictures of the woman through the years and when I saw it I almost cried it was a woman named Joan Quigley that I had known many years ago before I went in the service. Her. She might still have the picture. I will look around for it again.

Found it............

The first picture looks like her after I left the second pic is her a few years later when I came home on leave and visited her. She was half Indian and I in one of my more foolish moments had taken her from the foster home back to Boston where her neglectfull Mother and 2 other brothers lived. I have always regreted doing that. The shit that happens when your 16 is sometimes unpleasant.

That's a sad story.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - krystalshores - 08-09-2012

(08-09-2012, 07:50 AM)pspence Wrote: i think jimbone and midwest look similar.

carry on.

Me too. You think they are brothers?

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - pspence - 08-09-2012

(08-09-2012, 09:27 AM)krystalshores Wrote:
(08-09-2012, 07:50 AM)pspence Wrote: i think jimbone and midwest look similar.

carry on.

Me too. You think they are brothers?

Could incorporate some DNA testing on our road trip to Sears.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Love Child - 08-13-2012

(08-05-2012, 02:39 PM)username Wrote: I think there's some unwritten rule that women aren't supposed to say this but no.

I thought I did but then I met an old friend and she said I was deluding myself; I lost my virginity at least a year earlier than I thought. In hindsight, she's right but i'm not sure to who.

Could have been Rob. Or Doug...

Guess it wasn't that memorable.

How old were you?

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - ramseycat - 08-13-2012

(08-13-2012, 02:10 PM)Love Child Wrote:
(08-05-2012, 02:39 PM)username Wrote: I think there's some unwritten rule that women aren't supposed to say this but no.

I thought I did but then I met an old friend and she said I was deluding myself; I lost my virginity at least a year earlier than I thought. In hindsight, she's right but i'm not sure to who.

Could have been Rob. Or Doug...

Guess it wasn't that memorable.

How old were you?

She was 12.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Jimbone - 08-13-2012

(08-13-2012, 02:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote: She was 12.

Wow. Didn't see that coming.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - username - 08-13-2012

(08-13-2012, 02:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(08-13-2012, 02:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: How old were you?

She was 12.

WTF?? Did I say that at some point or did you just pull that out of the air?

I was young but I wasn't 12 (I don't think).

I'd say more like 14 or 15.

Neither of my 13 year old twins have even kissed someone yet. Thank you baby jeebus.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Riotgear - 08-13-2012

(08-13-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote:
(08-13-2012, 02:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(08-13-2012, 02:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: How old were you?

She was 12.

WTF?? Did I say that at some point or did you just pull that out of the air?

I was young but I wasn't 12 (I don't think). I'd say more like 14 or 15.

Neither of my 13 year old twins have even kissed someone yet. Thank you baby jeebus.

Ugly or dishonest?

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - ramseycat - 08-13-2012

(08-13-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote:
(08-13-2012, 02:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(08-13-2012, 02:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: How old were you?

She was 12.

WTF?? Did I say that at some point or did you just pull that out of the air?

I was young but I wasn't 12 (I don't think). I'd say more like 14 or 15.

Neither of my 13 year old twins have even kissed someone yet. Thank you baby jeebus.

I was kidding! Geesh ahhahaaa

My 15 year old is a virgin. I actually think his younger brother will lose it before he does.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - username - 08-13-2012

(08-13-2012, 03:41 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-13-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote: Neither of my 13 year old twins have even kissed someone yet. Thank you baby jeebus.

Ugly or dishonest?

My son had a g/f in 5^th/6^th grade and she broke his heart. Since then he's only liked from a distance.

My daughter looks like she's 16 and people tell me she looks like Kristen Stewart (Bella!). But she's socially uncomfortable so she gets a little freaked out by attention (although not so much on FB). Her I have to watch; fortunately they're aren't too many co-ed type functions (dances and such). Yet.

ETA: all my son cares about right now is skateboarding.

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - Riotgear - 08-13-2012

Is it ok to talk about daughters in a thread titled thusly?

RE: DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY - username - 08-13-2012

Gah!!!