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RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-28-2012
I know.
Now repeat after me: It's a dress, not a yes!
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-28-2012
I think I'd rather try for plausible deniability.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-28-2012
Yeah, good choice. Wait - reversal of roles, much? And just when I started to enjoy it. I was about to offer you a drink, too!
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-28-2012
I think I need an adult. Oh wait, that's a really nice car.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-28-2012
Hey, you know what - wanna take a ride? I know a really awesome place up on that hill where you have a grand view over the city!
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-28-2012
Sure but why do I have to wear a blindfold?
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-28-2012
Because I have a surprise waiting for you up there, of course! Don't you trust me?
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-28-2012
My friends say I shouldn't, but you do seem very nice.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-29-2012
Nevermind them, they're just jealous of your rugged good looks and your manly swagger. Now, while we're at it, why don't you take another sip from your JD and tell me what you think about a weekend in Tijuana, just you and me? I know this nice, cozy hotel right behind the border for our first stop. If we get going now, we'll be there just in time to watch a spectacular sunset.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-29-2012
As long as you promise I won't have to do anything I don't want to do I guess it's alright.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - username - 08-29-2012
(08-29-2012, 01:36 PM)Riotgear Wrote: As long as you promise I won't have to do anything I don't want to do I guess it's alright.
*inserts herself in conversation since it's a thread about ME, supposedly*
What don't you want to do?
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-29-2012
*makes room in her sleek black car for username to insert herself into anything she wants*
Quote:What don't you want to do?
user, darling, we wanna make him remain unsuspecting and feeling safe so we can ra.... shower him with our romantic love and fulfill every wish he ever had, not have him thinking about anything that might upset him.
Good point, though.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-29-2012
Well, I wouldn't want to do anything that makes me feel bad about myself. Also, I don't want to do anything that I wouldn't want Jesus to see me doing. Additionally, I want my mom to proud of the wonderful son she raised on not much more than a shoestring and a prayer. I'd like to continue to feel as if President Obama approves of my actions. And I don't think it's too much to ask to make sure local grassroots organizations don't determine they'd like to dissociate themselves with us/me. And no black dudes. But not because I'm a racist. Only because they were raised different socially then we were.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-29-2012
In case nobody got it, btw, we are doing a public service here by showing Clang how to work his way into your underwear. At least that's what I'm gonna tell the judge if things don't turn out the way they should.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-29-2012
(08-29-2012, 01:54 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Well, I wouldn't want to do anything that makes me feel bad about myself. Also, I don't want to do anything that I wouldn't want Jesus to see me doing. Additionally, I want my mom to proud of the wonderful son she raised on not much more than a shoestring and a prayer. I'd like to continue to feel as if President Obama approves of my actions. And I don't think it's too much to ask to make sure local grassroots organizations don't determine they'd like to dissociate themselves with us/me. And no black dudes. But not because I'm a racist. Only because they were raised different socially then we were.
Here, babe, have another glass of that excellent Tequila.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-29-2012
(08-29-2012, 01:54 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: In case nobody got it, btw, we were doing a public service here by showing Clang how to work his way into your underwear. At least that's what I'm gonna tell the judge if things don't turn out the way they should.
I think we can buy a judge and I wasn't helping Clang.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-29-2012
(08-29-2012, 01:57 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:(08-29-2012, 01:54 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Well, I wouldn't want to do anything that makes me feel bad about myself. Also, I don't want to do anything that I wouldn't want Jesus to see me doing. Additionally, I want my mom to proud of the wonderful son she raised on not much more than a shoestring and a prayer. I'd like to continue to feel as if President Obama approves of my actions. And I don't think it's too much to ask to make sure local grassroots organizations don't determine they'd like to dissociate themselves with us/me. And no black dudes. But not because I'm a racist. Only because they were raised different socially then we were.
Here, babe, have another glass of that excellent Tequila.
What's the white powde......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-29-2012
shhhh, of course not, but admitting to totally fuck up a mock thread might turn out to be the height of rudeness.
user, he's out. Let's rock'n'roll.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Riotgear - 08-29-2012
(08-29-2012, 01:58 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: shhhh, of course not, but admitting to totally fuck up a mock thread might turn out to be the height of rudeness.
I know right? Try wishing someone Happy Birthday around here.
RE: Clang and Username counseling session - Ilyanna - 08-29-2012
Totally ungrateful lot, if you ask me.