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RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - Greeneyesofblue - 01-10-2010

(01-09-2010, 11:59 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 11:57 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 11:55 PM)username Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 11:47 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: I only have 5 brats. 86

So 4 kids and an S.O.?

Oh shit, forgot about my oldest. Make that 6. 5 kids and a hubby. I take his shit though because he's fine and good in the sack.



Fucking liar, why the fuck would we believe you get screwed at all when you're here looking for adult company?



As if I give a shit what you believe, fucktard.


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - SyberBitch - 01-10-2010

(01-09-2010, 11:54 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 11:47 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 11:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Syber, like I would ever call you a hormonal bitch.Smiley_emoticons_fies

Which part do you have a problem with? The hormonal? Or the Bitch? 39

Im not going to answer that questionSmiley_emoticons_stumm its one of those do these pants make me look fat questions.84

::lol:: 44


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - SyberBitch - 01-10-2010

(01-09-2010, 11:57 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Oh shit, forgot about my oldest. Make that 6. 5 kids and a hubby. I take his shit though because he's fine and good in the sack.

So... you're a worn out, saggy, bloated, cheeto-eating, couch potato with no self worth, who tries to make herself feel meaningful by squeezing as many snot-nosed brats out of her thighs as she can, then pissing and moaning when her kids walk all over her lazy ass because they see their father do it every day. You can't even remember how many fucking kids you have? What the hell? Your twat is so loose that you can have a conversation with it when you waddle your way to the bathroom? Did you have your last kid during a big sneeze? Does your husband fuck around on you and then slap you around while you beg his forgiveness and feel 'fortunate' when he flops his dick around in your cavernous cunt?

And now, you feel that you've found a great place to 'let off a little steam' and make yourself feel powerful, since you have control over nothing else in your pathetic life.

I'm sure you'll be a great addition to Mock. 78


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - Greeneyesofblue - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:16 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 11:57 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Oh shit, forgot about my oldest. Make that 6. 5 kids and a hubby. I take his shit though because he's fine and good in the sack.

So... you're a worn out, saggy, bloated, cheeto-eating, couch potato with no self worth, who tries to make herself feel meaningful by squeezing as many snot-nosed brats out of her thighs as she can, then pissing and moaning when her kids walk all over her lazy ass because they see their father do it every day. You can't even remember how many fucking kids you have? What the hell? Your twat is so loose that you can have a conversation with it when you waddle your way to the bathroom? Did you have your last kid during a big sneeze? Does your husband fuck around on you and then slap you around while you beg his forgiveness and feel 'fortunate' when he flops his dick around in your cavernous cunt?

And now, you feel that you've found a great place to 'let off a little steam' and make yourself feel powerful, since you have control over nothing else in your pathetic life.

I'm sure you'll be a great addition to Mock. 78

Thanks! I know I am just going to be so happy here!::bana::


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - Maggot - 01-10-2010

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch........remind me to never piss off PsychoSyb....:o


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - SyberBitch - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:22 AM)Maggot Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch........remind me to never piss off PsychoSyb....:o

Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

(that WAS pretty decent, wasn't it?) 19

Smiley_emoticons_fies


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - Greeneyesofblue - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:26 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 12:22 AM)Maggot Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch........remind me to never piss off PsychoSyb....:o

Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

(that WAS pretty decent, wasn't it?) 19

Smiley_emoticons_fies

It was pretty good, whore-bitch. ::wave::


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - username - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:19 AM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Thanks! I know I am just going to be so happy here!::bana::

Happy and Mock don't necessarily go together but I want to keep you.

Please? I promise to ignore her, and rub her fur backwards. Smiley_emoticons_slash


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - IMaDick - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:16 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 11:57 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Oh shit, forgot about my oldest. Make that 6. 5 kids and a hubby. I take his shit though because he's fine and good in the sack.

So... you're a worn out, saggy, bloated, cheeto-eating, couch potato with no self worth, who tries to make herself feel meaningful by squeezing as many snot-nosed brats out of her thighs as she can, then pissing and moaning when her kids walk all over her lazy ass because they see their father do it every day. You can't even remember how many fucking kids you have? What the hell? Your twat is so loose that you can have a conversation with it when you waddle your way to the bathroom? Did you have your last kid during a big sneeze? Does your husband fuck around on you and then slap you around while you beg his forgiveness and feel 'fortunate' when he flops his dick around in your cavernous cunt?

And now, you feel that you've found a great place to 'let off a little steam' and make yourself feel powerful, since you have control over nothing else in your pathetic life.

I'm sure you'll be a great addition to Mock. 78

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RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - SyberBitch - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:29 AM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: It was pretty good, whore-bitch. ::wave::

Fine... now step the fuck up and show us that YOU can mock. Demonstrate your worthiness. Put at least as much effort into it as you do in trying to make your husband's pencil dick hard.


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - D - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:26 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 12:22 AM)Maggot Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch........remind me to never piss off PsychoSyb....:o

Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

(that WAS pretty decent, wasn't it?) 19

Smiley_emoticons_fies

Too bad only candy assed, cunt faced, inbred, cocksmoking, uncle fucking losers congratulate themselves Smiley_emoticons_razz

Yes, I am aware that I've been awfully viscous in the name calling strings of late. I'm a right bastard lately. Too fucking bad, deal with it.


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - Middle Finger - 01-10-2010

(01-09-2010, 02:35 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Hey! I'm new, crazy and usually pissed off about something.

I like rainy, stormy and cold days. I hate stupid people yet realize we need them to make fries at McDonalds. I have just a few friends in the real world because I really just don't like that many people.

Oh, and fuck you Ramsey..

What are you pissed off about, and why do you dislike Ramsey?


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - SyberBitch - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:44 AM)D Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 12:26 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 12:22 AM)Maggot Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch........remind me to never piss off PsychoSyb....:o

Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

(that WAS pretty decent, wasn't it?) 19

Smiley_emoticons_fies

Too bad only candy assed, cunt faced, inbred, cocksmoking, uncle fucking losers congratulate themselves Smiley_emoticons_razz

Yes, I am aware that I've been awfully viscous in the name calling strings of late. I'm a right bastard lately. Too fucking bad, deal with it.

That's ok, pimple dicked, cum guzzling, Tranny anus licker. We all know it's just to make up for your lack of real life sex. 27


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - D - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 01:03 AM)SyberBitch Wrote: That's ok, pimple dicked, cum guzzling, Tranny anus licker. We all know it's just to make up for your lack of real life sex. 27

You mean everyone knows its due to my lack of sex with YOU. Get it right, or drop it.

Don't worry, I still want to suck your tits.



Now lets get on with this farce and fuck with the Njoobie!


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - SyberBitch - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 01:06 AM)D Wrote: Don't worry, I still want to suck your tits.



Now lets get on with this farce and fuck with the Njoobie!

Whatev... you're not a 'tit-man'. My tits would overwhelm your scrawny ass. Smiley_emoticons_wink


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - Greeneyesofblue - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 12:55 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 02:35 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Hey! I'm new, crazy and usually pissed off about something.

I like rainy, stormy and cold days. I hate stupid people yet realize we need them to make fries at McDonalds. I have just a few friends in the real world because I really just don't like that many people.

Oh, and fuck you Ramsey..

What are you pissed off about, and why do you dislike Ramsey?

Which one of her personalities does she use on this forum?

I am not currently pissed off about anything. Stupid ass people, bad drivers, people you cannot fucking understand on the phone, having to press #1 for English, people with yappy dogs, and liberals usually get me steamed.


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - IMaDick - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 01:11 AM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 12:55 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 02:35 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Hey! I'm new, crazy and usually pissed off about something.

I like rainy, stormy and cold days. I hate stupid people yet realize we need them to make fries at McDonalds. I have just a few friends in the real world because I really just don't like that many people.

Oh, and fuck you Ramsey..

What are you pissed off about, and why do you dislike Ramsey?

Which one of her personalities does she use on this forum?

I am not currently pissed off about anything. Stupid ass people, bad drivers, people you cannot fucking understand on the phone, having to press #1 for English, people with yappy dogs, and liberals usually get me steamed.

But the real question is are you fat and ugly or hot like Syber?

does your husband want to have fresh tomatoes for breakfast when he sees you naked or pears to go with the cottage cheese on your thighs, or does he think about killing the guy next door before he leaves for work?


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - SyberBitch - 01-10-2010

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WTF is it with newbs lately, not answering our fucking questions, like they have a choice about it or something??


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - Greeneyesofblue - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 01:11 AM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 12:55 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(01-09-2010, 02:35 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Hey! I'm new, crazy and usually pissed off about something.

I like rainy, stormy and cold days. I hate stupid people yet realize we need them to make fries at McDonalds. I have just a few friends in the real world because I really just don't like that many people.

Oh, and fuck you Ramsey..

What are you pissed off about, and why do you dislike Ramsey?

Which one of her personalities does she use on this forum?

I am not currently pissed off about anything. Stupid ass people, bad drivers, people you cannot fucking understand on the phone, having to press #1 for English, people with yappy dogs, and liberals usually get me steamed.

But the real question is are you fat and ugly or hot like Syber?

does your husband want to have fresh tomatoes for breakfast when he sees you naked or pears to go with the cottage cheese on your thighs, or does he think about killing the guy next door before he leaves for work?

My husband isn't thinking about breakfast when he sees me naked babe,
he is too busy thinking about getting his big beefy hands on me.

I'm sure I am even hotter than Syber.


RE: Are you fucking kidding me right now? - Greeneyesofblue - 01-10-2010

(01-10-2010, 01:25 AM)SyberBitch Wrote: 45

WTF is it with newbs lately, not answering our fucking questions, like they have a choice about it or something??

Why the fuck don't you learn the fuck how to quote so I know what fucking question you are talking about!