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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - username - 04-28-2011
(04-27-2011, 02:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I saw some photos of her last night, she was wearing a kickass red suit with a slender belt around her waist. It was a great look on a very pretty woman. I hope she fully understands what she's getting into, this is not going to be easy.
She's a slut; marrying a prince and I'm certain she's not even a virgin. Her wedding dress ought to be red instead of white. Whore.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-28-2011
(04-28-2011, 01:40 PM)username Wrote: I'm certain she's not even a virgin.
Ha! Me too! Apparently they've lived together for the past several years.
Ironic given his mom had to be physically checked in order to ensure her claim of virginity. Wild, huh. My boss told me that yesterday. Hahaha.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - username - 04-28-2011
(04-28-2011, 01:44 PM)Duchess Wrote: Ironic given his mom had to be physically checked in order to ensure her claim of virginity. [/i][/size]
Jesus. No wonder that marriage didn't last.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - BlueTiki - 04-28-2011
(04-28-2011, 02:24 PM)username Wrote:(04-28-2011, 01:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ironic given his mom had to be physically checked in order to ensure her claim of virginity.
Jesus. No wonder that marriage didn't last.
yeah . . . Chuck was considerably smaller than the handsome, young intern's manliness (who inserted and performed the "check").
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-28-2011
Who would do something like that? Do they have a royal hymen checker. Bwahaha! Just kiddin' but, really, that seems so offensive. Is it to make sure no one had a piece of the future queen of England?
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - username - 04-28-2011
(04-28-2011, 02:34 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: yeah . . . Chuck was considerably smaller than the handsome, young intern's manliness (who inserted and performed the "check").
Poor Diana.
Ya' gotta test the merchandise!
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-28-2011
i have to wake up at 0530! but i usually do anyway~
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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - username - 04-29-2011
LC, you are FORSURE the forum margin blower.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-29-2011
i woke up at 0330!
expect me to take a nap later.
as you can see, 10 Downing street went all out for decorations~~spared no expense.
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Nick Clegg and his wife Miriam, wearing a dazzling polka-dot dress, arrive at Westminster Abbey, right.
The Bordello look hahaha
![[Image: article-1381795-0BD2DFE800000578-720_306x435.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/29/article-1381795-0BD2DFE800000578-720_306x435.jpg)
me later---->
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - WolfHouse - 04-29-2011
If anyone is interested and has SiriusXM Radio, Sirius 101 is
carrying 'The Wack Pack' discussing the wedding live beginning
at 5AM EST.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-29-2011
a lovely bride~~
good photos here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381795/Royal-wedding-Wills-Kate-Duke-Duchess-Cambridge.html
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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-29-2011
How old is Harry? I'm having "thoughts" that might be considered perverted if he's too young.
Very surprised to see her maid of honor dressed in white.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-29-2011
(04-29-2011, 04:11 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i woke up at 0330!
expect me to take a nap later.
as you can see, 10 Downing street went all out for decorations~~spared no expense.
Nick Clegg and his wife Miriam, wearing a dazzling polka-dot dress, arrive at Westminster Abbey, right.
The Bordello look hahaha
me later---->
Nick "I will never support an increase in tuition fees...........I am voting for an increase in tuition fees" Clegg.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-29-2011
I just saw a news clip of a few notables. Fergie & Andrews girls are kinda dumpy looking. They are so young & so wealthy there's no reason they couldn't have looked 100% better than they did. I could have done a better job of dressing them, they looked like matrons.
I would have bet that Victoria Beckham's hat would have been bigger than her, it wasn't & she looked fantastic, very classy & elegant.
Man, those people sure do have a thing for hats, huh.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-29-2011
here they are Duchess
Princess Eugenie, blue dress, and Princess Beatrice arrive at Westminster Abbey
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some great photos here:
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2011/royal.wedding/interactive/gallery.wedding.key.moments/?hpt=T1
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-29-2011
*shudders*
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-29-2011
That fuckin' hat is killing me. Gawd damn.
Maybe if I was a Brit I'd feel differently.
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Adub - 04-29-2011
Cinderella's step-sisters...
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - kitty1 - 04-29-2011
My son asked "why does she have an octopus on her head"?
RE: The Royals & The Wedding - kitty1 - 04-29-2011
I loved her dress and she looked beautiful! They both seemed nervous and William didn't look at her while she was coming down the aisle. I like how the wedding seemed intimate rather than stuffy and formal. Yes, it was formal, of course, but it just seemed like two kids in love rather than a big royal affair. The focus was on William and Kate as it should be. I really liked her sister's dress. I had a body like that...about 30 years ago.