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RE: Was this gal lawfully arrested? - HairOfTheDog - 08-26-2011
(08-26-2011, 04:30 PM)thekid65 Wrote: I certainly wouldnt have wanted to listen to that screeching bird in the back of my squad car while I was taking her to jail. I woulda got more satisfaction leaving the bitch on the side of the highway and letting her find her own way home.
I felt sympathy for the poor sod who would be driving the tow truck she got into at the end of the clip. That had to be one bitch of a ride.
RE: Was this gal lawfully arrested? - Maggot - 08-26-2011
I'm the kind of guy that would try and get her to jump out into traffic and would antagonize her like crazy.
RE: Was this gal lawfully arrested? - Duchess - 08-26-2011
(08-26-2011, 04:30 PM)thekid65 Wrote: the wench reminds me of my 2nd wife.
I won't ask what number your present wife is but I'm curious to know if you kept marrying until you found one that would make you a sammich. Thanks!
RE: Was this gal lawfully arrested? - Cracker - 08-26-2011
hahahaha
I would laugh harder, but I sure can't pick 'em.
RE: Was this gal lawfully arrested? - thekid65 - 08-26-2011
(08-26-2011, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I won't ask what number your present wife is but I'm curious to know if you kept marrying until you found one that would make you a sammich. Thanks!
You can ask..I'm pretty much an open book, and consider myself honest.
I'm on wife #3 (year #7, so that's a personal best). All three of'em had no qualms about making me a sammich...or at least offering, as a good wench should.
RE: Was this gal lawfully arrested? - Maggot - 08-26-2011
I tried that once and woke up with Mayo spread all over me.
RE: Was this gal lawfully arrested? - Cracker - 08-26-2011
Sure it was mayo?