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RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-17-2012

(11-17-2012, 10:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: Been ages hows life?

Life has taken a bright side to the positive. I now center my activities from a new truck stop and the clientele are very generous, although they are always drunk. I can earn nearly $17 on a busy night, although it costs me around $15 for condoms as most guys insist on wearing two at a time for some reason.

RE: Hi, from me - HairOfTheDog - 11-17-2012

Thank you for your quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

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RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-17-2012

(11-17-2012, 11:41 PM)Jimbone Wrote: They still can't see your cock, that gunt in the way.

My e-cock is 8 inches longer than your real cock, junior.

RE: Hi, from me - username - 11-17-2012

(11-17-2012, 10:50 PM)septic Wrote: Hi, I'm back.

Fuck off. Didn't even realize you were gone, plankton.

RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-17-2012

(11-17-2012, 11:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Thank you for quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

109

I'm not sure I want an average guy although I may be tempted to give you some charity squeezing. I am huge on charity work ever since Brother McDermot showed me the missionary position in the 90's.
Feel free to throw your ring in the hat for consideration.

RE: Hi, from me - Jimbone - 11-17-2012

(11-17-2012, 11:43 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 10:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: Been ages hows life?

I now center my activities from a new truck stop and the clientele are very generous, although they are always drunk. I can earn nearly $17 on a busy night, although it costs me around $15 for condoms as most guys insist on wearing two at a time for some reason.
In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-17-2012

(11-17-2012, 11:46 PM)username Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 10:50 PM)septic Wrote: Hi, I'm back.

Fuck off. Didn't even realize you were gone, plankton.

You must be her that replaced me at my old truck stop. ... you slut!!!

RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-17-2012

(11-17-2012, 11:50 PM)Jimbone Wrote: In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

I was talking to ESAD, you rude interruptng man. You name has now been withdrawn from my "to do" list.

RE: Hi, from me - HairOfTheDog - 11-17-2012

(11-17-2012, 11:50 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Thank you for quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

109

I'm not sure I want an average guy although I may be tempted to give you some charity squeezing. I am huge on charity work ever since Brother McDermot showed me the missionary position in the 90's.
Feel free to throw your ring in the hat for consideration.

Oh damn, rejected. Worse for you, average looking white woman who isn't so charitable these days and not wild about the missionary position all by its lonesome.

My hat's been kicked out of the ring.

Thanks for at least being honest about yourself. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Looks like you're no stranger to some folks here. I'll back off and let you catch up with your old friends, foxy lady.

RE: Hi, from me - Eat Shit And Die - 11-18-2012

(11-17-2012, 11:55 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:50 PM)Jimbone Wrote: In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

I was talking to ESAD, you rude interruptng man. You name has now been withdrawn from my "to do" list.

What about? what did i miss? this Codeine I have for my back makes me smashed.

RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-18-2012

(11-17-2012, 11:59 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:50 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Thank you for quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

109

I'm not sure I want an average guy although I may be tempted to give you some charity squeezing. I am huge on charity work ever since Brother McDermot showed me the missionary position in the 90's.
Feel free to throw your ring in the hat for consideration.

Oh damn, rejected. Worse for you, average looking white woman who isn't so charitable these days and not wild about the missionary position all by its lonesome.

My hat's been kicked out of the ring.

Thanks for at least being honest about yourself. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Looks like you're no stranger to some folks here. I'll back off and let you catch up with your old friends, foxy lady.

You backing off has now put you in front of the line of my "must do" list.
Congratulations. Do you shower before, after, during or instead of sex?

RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-18-2012

(11-18-2012, 12:10 AM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:55 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:50 PM)Jimbone Wrote: In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

I was talking to ESAD, you rude interruptng man. You name has now been withdrawn from my "to do" list.

What about? what did i miss? this Codeine I have for my back makes me smashed.

I've forgotten now. I was interrupted by some strange rude littlle creature.
I got smashed once...my ex used a baseball bat on me, the bastard!

RE: Hi, from me - Eat Shit And Die - 11-18-2012

(11-18-2012, 03:28 AM)septic Wrote:
(11-18-2012, 12:10 AM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:55 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:50 PM)Jimbone Wrote: In an alternate universe where this was true and not a horribly bad troll... it's at times like these I'm hopeful there is another Robert Ben Rhoades out there for you to encounter.

I was talking to ESAD, you rude interruptng man. You name has now been withdrawn from my "to do" list.

What about? what did i miss? this Codeine I have for my back makes me smashed.

I've forgotten now. I was interrupted by some strange rude littlle creature.
I got smashed once...my ex used a baseball bat on me, the bastard!

Sounds like he was really trying to drive the point home.

RE: Hi, from me - HairOfTheDog - 11-18-2012

(11-18-2012, 03:25 AM)septic Wrote: You backing off has now put you in front of the line of my "must do" list.

Works every time.

septic Wrote:Congratulations. Do you shower before, after, during or instead of sex?

If the sex takes place on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday, the showering occurs after sex. It the sex takes place on Saturday, it depends on the time of day. No sex on Sundays, I'm in church all day and church sex stinks. Pew...


P.s. I brush my teeth and change my panties every Saturday too.

RE: Hi, from me - Duchess - 11-18-2012



Are there women out there that would rather shower than have sex? Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

RE: Hi, from me - JsMom - 11-18-2012

I remember Rams saying something about using the detachable shower head on massage setting? humm. Rams? 113

RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-18-2012

That reminds me of the time my detachable head on my vibrator worked loose whilst I was vigorously using it...I didn't see it again for weeks.