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RE: Username jealousy thread - HairOfTheDog - 02-15-2012
(02-15-2012, 05:41 PM)username Wrote: Stupid pious, sexist bitch! The 50's called...they want you back.
I'ma (figuratively) kick your moronic ass when I get back to a computer.
Jesus, user, what have you got against the 50s?
RE: Username jealousy thread - LuciferLynn - 02-15-2012
(02-15-2012, 05:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(02-15-2012, 05:41 PM)username Wrote: Stupid pious, sexist bitch! The 50's called...they want you back.
I'ma (figuratively) kick your moronic ass when I get back to a computer.
Jesus, user, what have you got against the 50s?
Sorry, I didn't realize conducting yourself like a lady was sexist, stupid or pious. Just smart and using common sense.
RE: Username jealousy thread - HairOfTheDog - 02-15-2012
(02-15-2012, 05:59 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote:(02-15-2012, 05:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(02-15-2012, 05:41 PM)username Wrote: Stupid pious, sexist bitch! The 50's called...they want you back.
I'ma (figuratively) kick your moronic ass when I get back to a computer.
Jesus, user, what have you got against the 50s?
Sorry, I didn't realize conducting yourself like a lady was sexist, stupid or pious. Just smart and using common sense.
You are right. I don't know why Duchess lets me stay here. I was sexually active during my college years and had some fun while pursuing my degrees. I am ashamed of myself. Deeply. I wish I was a lady like you and had the common sense to hurle classy insults about the smell of another woman's vagina when her lifestyle differs from mine. You are teaching me a valuable lesson in womanhood. Thank you.
I suspect I would really like your neighbor.
RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-15-2012
(02-15-2012, 05:25 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: A) Only my grandparents call me hon. While I realize you were born in the same decade and are old enough to be one of them, DO NOT EVER refer to me as hon again, you white trash skank.
B) I'll bet your gyno has a fucking field day with your vagina. Tell me, does he wear a gas mask when your man feet are up in the stirrups? Who the fuck brags about sleeping around? "Being a whore is so cool! All the boys like me!" Guess what? Bet they don't. I know guys that know who the sluts are. They DON'T really like you. If you had a brain in your head, you wouldn't spread your legs for the first thing that walked by with a penis. I lost my virginity to my high school boyfriend, that I was later engaged to and have had few lovers since, not b/c there were no suitors, but simply b/c there none I wanted to sleep with. I don't HAVE to sleep with men to get them to take me to dinner or take me to a movie. Men ask me out b/c they think I'm pretty and smart, not b/c they know I fuck on the first date. Jesus I can't believe a grown woman is bragging about that.
I'm baaaaaaack!
Listen up, hon. I don't know why someone who refers to guys as "suitors" would dare presume that I'm elderly. Despite your ability to use profanity and words like skank, the gist of your post sounds like it might have been an article in Good Housekeeping circa 1951.
Just stop fantasizing about my vagina. Really.
Do you take the same puritanical views of men that you do of women? Does it bother your tender sensibilities if a man "spreads his legs" as you like to put it? Would you want to marry a male virgin? To me that's just gross.
Back when I was dating, I could afford to take myself out to dinner and a movie, shithead. Maybe you sleep with someone for what you can get them to buy you (the true definition of a whore) but if I slept with someone it was purely because I wanted to--what's your price, a Happy Meal?
Finally, WTF is up with the A), B) shit...? Dumbfuck.
RE: Username jealousy thread - LuciferLynn - 02-15-2012
They're the first letters of the alphabet, whore.
I've had shitloads of sex, just always with THE SAME MAN. I don't need for men to buy me things, but they usually want to, for no other reason than they enjoy my company. I don't always let them. It's always been that way. I take into very careful consideration whom I go to bed with. I've had 2 one nights stands, both with men I knew extremely well. I find it mind boggling (and a little pathetic) that a grown woman with ANY smarts at all would go around bragging on the internet how promiscuous she was before she got married.
RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-15-2012
Maybe because I'm not ashamed and I don't give a fuck? What...it's bad for my 17 year marriage? You're a dumb twat. Take the ex con boyfriend back. He's the best you're going to get.
Hon.
RE: Username jealousy thread - LuciferLynn - 02-15-2012
Dobut it. Whore. I'm already seeing someone else, whom I'm NOT sleeping with, who enjoys my company. It's not serious, of course, it's just starting.
RE: Username jealousy thread - HairOfTheDog - 02-15-2012
"Suck (that cock) like you're mad at."
Words of wisdom from the only true lady at Mock.
And just a reminder Mock gals, if you want to keep that one man in your life happy and taking you to dinner, being pretty and funny simply isn't enough anymore! Don't forget this important lesson:
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RE: Username jealousy thread - LuciferLynn - 02-15-2012
I conduct myself like a lady, when the situation warrants it. My mouth, however, conducts itself like a sailor.
RE: Username jealousy thread - Cracker - 02-15-2012
(02-15-2012, 06:15 PM)username Wrote: what's your price, a Happy Meal?Yes, cheeseburger Happy Meal w/coke for Cracker please.
I haven't had one of those in forever.
No thank you on the Lysol douche. I had one of those last week.
RE: Username jealousy thread - Eat Shit And Die - 02-15-2012
(02-12-2012, 08:25 PM)IMaDick Wrote: She needs attention that is not directly related to her insecurity.
Please feel free to address anything except her bumpy knee's.
I give her no attention at all, it works for me.
RE: Username jealousy thread - Eat Shit And Die - 02-15-2012
If a picture of her tits were put up i wud remember her for around 10mins.
RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-15-2012
(02-15-2012, 06:35 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Dobut it. Whore. I'm already seeing someone else, whom I'm NOT sleeping with, who enjoys my company. It's not serious, of course, it's just starting.
Call Dick a whore. Maybe it will get his panties in a bunch but it's not happening here.
Congratulations on NOT sleeping with the new guy. Your mother must be so proud.
My thread is fun!
RE: Username jealousy thread - Duchess - 02-19-2012
User, your thread was sinking like a rock,
now it's back on top.
Take the time to keep it alive
or soon it will take another dive.
RE: Username jealousy thread - HairOfTheDog - 02-19-2012
I think user is jealous of Adub's ability to win friends and influence people.
RE: Username jealousy thread - IMaDick - 02-19-2012
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
RE: Username jealousy thread - HairOfTheDog - 02-19-2012
(02-19-2012, 02:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Or dies in a fire.
RE: Username jealousy thread - Duchess - 02-19-2012
This is a blanket disclaimer that covers almost, but not quite, everything I post before 6:00 AM EST.
Thanks!
RE: Username jealousy thread - username - 02-19-2012
(02-19-2012, 02:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think user is jealous of Adub's ability to win friends and influence people.
Yeah, she must have read the book. She lives in the armpit of California...not much else to do there but chase tumbleweeds.
RE: Username jealousy thread - Duchess - 03-01-2012
I'm bumping User's thread to hide another thread on Mock's front page.
I did the same thing to hide a thread with menstruation in the title.
You damn bitchflakes & your bodily function yuck. I could heave all over you.