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RE: He Brings Me Coffee - crash - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 01:38 PM)krystalshores Wrote: You are the only single guy.....besides Clang.
Now, quit being a baby and hump Ramsey already! GEEZus!
I have the poor simple dolt on block because I can't stand her online, why the hell would I want to fuck her? I have more respect for my cock than that...
an besides, I'm 45, that makes me about 30 years out of her target age range
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Maggot - 09-10-2012
Hey Crash what are "sugar gliders"? They look like rats.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - crash - 09-10-2012
They're like a small possum, with a big skin flap between their front and hind leg. They jump from the top of a tree and stretch their legs outand glide across to other trees. You should see how far the little fuckers can soar. It's where those adrenaline junkies who glide across the faces of mountains in the gliding suits got their idea from.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Lady Cop - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 05:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hey Crash what are "sugar gliders"? They look like rats.
they're cute little buggers!
![[Image: sugarglider.jpg]](http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/images/sugarglider.jpg)
![[Image: 7dmaP89XPl28jw5gpEkJcTc4o1_400.jpg]](http://sugar-glider-care.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/7dmaP89XPl28jw5gpEkJcTc4o1_400.jpg)
![[Image: Sugar+Glider+voplaning-+047950+w+moon.jpg]](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fM6_t5JRovk/TgOtvnCK-pI/AAAAAAAAAOw/rBi9mBnv9HI/s1600/Sugar+Glider+voplaning-+047950+w+moon.jpg)
![[Image: sugar-glider-food.jpg]](http://sugargliderpet.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sugar-glider-food.jpg)
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Duchess - 09-10-2012
I thought it had a kid's GI Joe for a second there. Hahaha!
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - FAHQTOO - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 01:17 AM)crash Wrote:(09-08-2012, 03:36 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Ramsey, what about Crash? He's good looking, intelligent and I'm sure he has a sexy Australian accent.
What! The fuck?
What did I ever do to you?
Everybody in here knows you belong to me. We live on a private Island together for christs sake. (or something like that)
Ramsey is a whore...someone should tell maggot.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-10-2012
Yea F2, I'm a whore. That would be the pot calling the kettle black. Oh wait, my mistake you didn't say I was white trash. Never mind....
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - username - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 07:59 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Yea F2, I'm a whore. That would be the pot calling the kettle black. Oh wait, my mistake you didn't say I was white trash. Never mind....
So you admit you're a whore but not white trash?
I don't know why some women don't embrace their whoredom. You don't see guys worrying that they might be perceived as slutty. If anyone is a slut here, it's MS.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Ilyanna - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 08:15 PM)username Wrote:(09-10-2012, 07:59 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Yea F2, I'm a whore. That would be the pot calling the kettle black. Oh wait, my mistake you didn't say I was white trash. Never mind....
I don't know why some women don't embrace their whoredom.
Inorite, wtf's up with that? Even worse are those who think that just because they are stuck-up bitches, every one else has to dispense with all that fun, as well!
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-10-2012
I would rather be a whore than white trash. However, being called a whore is worse than being called a slut.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Duchess - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 08:31 PM)ramseycat Wrote: being called a whore is worse than being called a slut.
I don't know about that. Slut is sleazy & seriously low class while there are whores who not only look high class but they demand & get top dollar.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Ilyanna - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 08:31 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I would rather be a whore than white trash.
Hmmm, I wonder if there are little girls who lie in bed after a day of tea parties and girl scouting and ponder about how when they grow up, they wanna make a career in the white trash business. You know, dreaming about the trailer they gonna decorate with last year's bills, and the nice spot they'll find next to a Walmart so they won't have to wait for their ass to grow big any longer than necessary...
Quote:However, being called a whore is worse than being called a slut.
Once you have a real close look at who the ones calling women whores/sluts are, it's all just Tomahto, Tomayto, basically.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-10-2012
Now wait just a goddamn second here. There is NOTHING wrong with being a slut. I love hot, skinny, young, sluts. Not like AF.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - username - 09-10-2012
Yeah, the terms whore and slut are used interchangeably. At least a whore requires a nice meal or a 6-pack of beer or something *coughSallycough*.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - crash - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 08:20 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:(09-10-2012, 08:15 PM)username Wrote:(09-10-2012, 07:59 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Yea F2, I'm a whore. That would be the pot calling the kettle black. Oh wait, my mistake you didn't say I was white trash. Never mind....
I don't know why some women don't embrace their whoredom.
Inorite, wtf's up with that? Even worse are those who think that just because they are stuck-up bitches, every one else has to dispense with all that fun, as well!
Ramsey, you just don't get it, do you? You can call F2 white trash, a slut, garbage twat, whatever you like....even if by chance you were right, she still has that one thing that you don't; cool.
And cool is as sexy as fuck. Especially compared to a whiny little wannabe soup chicken that barks at the heels of the other women here with some cool, hoping some of it will rub off.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Midwest Spy - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 08:15 PM)username Wrote: If anyone is a slut here, it's MS.
QFT.
The stories I could tell (but would hate to bore you with).
Of course, those were the old days.
Notice how I omitted 'Good' from the previous sentence?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - sally - 09-10-2012
Ramsey is one of those women that gives sucky head after telling you all about her ex husband and gossip at work. While fucking she asks "whats wrong" several times and makes you a crappy omelette in the morning.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 11:27 PM)sally Wrote: Ramsey is one of those women that gives sucky head after telling you all about her ex husband and gossip at work. While fucking she asks "whats wrong" several times and makes you a crappy omelette in the morning.
WTF with you making so much sense lately?
I LIKE IT!
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - sally - 09-10-2012
(09-10-2012, 11:31 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-10-2012, 11:27 PM)sally Wrote: Ramsey is one of those women that gives sucky head after telling you all about her ex husband and gossip at work. While fucking she asks "whats wrong" several times and makes you a crappy omelette in the morning.
WTF with you making so much sense lately?
I LIKE IT!
I don't know, I can just imagine things that would annoy a man and picture Ramsey doing it.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-11-2012
(09-10-2012, 11:42 PM)sally Wrote:(09-10-2012, 11:31 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-10-2012, 11:27 PM)sally Wrote: Ramsey is one of those women that gives sucky head after telling you all about her ex husband and gossip at work. While fucking she asks "whats wrong" several times and makes you a crappy omelette in the morning.
WTF with you making so much sense lately?
I LIKE IT!
I don't know, I can just imagine things that would annoy a man and picture Ramsey doing it.
Could be worse. Could be Aussie. Aussie's too dumb to fuck.