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RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - Midwest Spy - 12-11-2015
I think the bitches here are mostly menopausal and don't like dick at all.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - BigMark - 12-11-2015
How does that affect the midwest spy business? Is spying easier or harder when bitches be menopausal?
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - HairOfTheDog - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 12:03 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I think the bitches here are mostly menopausal and don't like dick at all.
Just because none of us have opened up your PM titled, "CHECK OUT MY SUPER KEEN DICK PICS, YOU 'PAUSAL OLD BITCHES!", doesn't mean we don't like dick at all.
I like dick and I'll probably open your PM someday.
I'm just afraid that once I see it, all other dicks will pale in comparison and my lust for you will be uncontrollable. I'm only human.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - Midwest Spy - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 12:18 AM)BigMark Wrote: How does that affect the midwest spy business? Is spying easier or harder when bitches be menopausal?
They're less emotional, therefore harder to read, making my espionage business more difficult.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - BigMark - 12-11-2015
Dude.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - Midwest Spy - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 01:00 AM)BigMark Wrote: Dude.
Chicks like HotD dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
She'll deny it of course, but, back before she became menopausal, she enjoyed opening my PM's.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - Duchess - 12-11-2015
(12-10-2015, 11:53 PM)BigMark Wrote: This is like the general chat forum you see on every goddamn boring forum site on Earth, except no one gives a crap about your breakfast, pet, what movie you saw or some moronic word game thread you want to start. Want to mock someone or something? Want to rant, rave, complain, or bitch? Have an opinion about world events or life as we know it? You take your chances being mocked, but go ahead and post them here. No holds barred debating too.
In a few short months that ^^^^^^^^ will be 8 years old. Mock has morphed into a community since then.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - FAHQTOO - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 12:03 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I think the bitches here are mostly menopausal and don't like dick at all.
LIE!!! MS loves the wiener.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - crash - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 12:59 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm just afraid that once I see it, all other dicks will pale in comparison and my lust for you will be uncontrollable. I'm only human.
Must of been a helluva bottle of Cabernet..
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - Donovan - 12-11-2015
It has been my experience that forums dedicated to constant mockery are unsustainable as communities. Either participants get bored and wander away or the remaining diehards actually grow fond of one another and commence sharing recipes. There are only so many dick jokes in the world, even in the internet.
Also, who the fuck reads forum mission statements? I thought that stuff was just so "rules" trolls would have something to masturbate to.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - HairOfTheDog - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 07:13 AM)crash Wrote:(12-11-2015, 12:59 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm just afraid that once I see it, all other dicks will pale in comparison and my lust for you will be uncontrollable. I'm only human.
Must of been a helluva bottle of Cabernet..
It was only half a bottle.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - Cutz - 12-11-2015
Take pictures of the bottle and PM them to MS to make him feel inadequate.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - HairOfTheDog - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 01:43 PM)Cutz Wrote: Take pictures of the bottle and PM them to MS to make him feel inadequate.
No can do.
I like MS alright and I think he probably takes pride in his adequacy.
He's a half full kinda guy.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - BigMark - 12-14-2015
Hey you thread derailing cunts, take your unwitty banter elsewhere for fucks sake, jesus joseph and mary!
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - Duchess - 12-14-2015
If it wasn't for them, your thread would have died pages ago.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - sally - 12-14-2015
(12-14-2015, 02:19 AM)BigMark Wrote: Hey you thread derailing cunts, take your unwitty banter elsewhere for fucks sake, jesus joseph and mary!
Suck a dick, pool boy. Do you think we're happy that you drove our beloved pappy off the forum and now we're stuck with your junky ass instead?
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - Maggot - 12-14-2015
Strong it is the FOMO this one with.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - HairOfTheDog - 12-14-2015
(12-14-2015, 02:19 AM)BigMark Wrote: Hey you thread derailing cunts, take your unwitty banter elsewhere for fucks sake, jesus joseph and mary!
You've been dilly dallying around in here for weeks and still haven't flashed us even a glimpse of wit, flem wad.
Wits or GTFO.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - BigMark - 12-14-2015
When i'm admin the first thing i'm going to do take all your stars.
RE: Yo, BigMark in the hizzy. - HairOfTheDog - 12-14-2015
(12-14-2015, 05:26 PM)BigMark Wrote: When i'm admin the first thing i'm going to do take all your stars.
It's a good plan, Biggie. If you succeed, it could really improve your status in life.
You could carry them around in your pocket, scrape the gum wad from under the table, stick them on the gravy-stained wall, and instantly transform the roach-ridden restaurant you frequent into a 5-star establishment.
Keep reaching for the stars..