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RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 02-07-2017
(02-07-2017, 07:52 PM)Maggot Wrote: You wouldn't fit under there. Maybe in a year or so but not today. But I bet Sally would feed you anyways for the effort.
I'd fit under there. I'd bring my best sucking in the fat girdle.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 02-07-2017
...........you just stroked my funny bone peckerhead.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 02-07-2017
Sorry, I won't let it happen again.
Come on Clang, what's the matter, idiot? Be boring and unfunny.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-07-2017
The old man sent his son down there who was about 6'5 280 lbs. He told him he doesn't care how he does it, he's getting his ass in there.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-08-2017
(02-07-2017, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:(02-07-2017, 10:25 AM)sally Wrote: The cat died under the crawl space of my house.
Aww, I know you cared about it, you've been feeding it for a long time. I'm glad you gave it a place to call home, Sally, not all animals are that lucky. I'm so sorry, you cranky old bat. You know I'm sincere.
He didn't meow, or purr, or chase birds or rub up against your leg in that creepy way that cats do, or do anything normal cats do. At first he wouldn't come near me, but eventually he started coming over and sitting next to me even when he wasn't hungry. At the end he would lay next to my feet, but I didn't try to pet him because I knew he didn't particularly like it and I really didn't care to pet him anyway.
Best damn pet I ever had. I don't know whose yard he shit in, but it wasn't mine.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 02-08-2017
(02-07-2017, 08:12 PM)sally Wrote: The old man sent his son down there who was about 6'5 280 lbs. He told him he doesn't care how he does it, he's getting his ass in there.
I bet he got stuck. Because that would be hilarious.
He should have bought Clang's Fat Smooshing Girdle. Patent Pending.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 02-25-2017
I didn't want to post this in the crime thread. Hotd i am not drunk. I do have insomnia and anxiety that is keeping me awake. As soon as I sleep it comes on me. I am about to have a cigarette. Nice though that i check into Mock when i get up. Catch ya. Your it.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-25-2017
I didn't know you smoke, Aussie. What's a pack of cigarettes cost there?
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 02-25-2017
Tonight these one $28 for a pack of 23. Dunhill. I don't usually but my neighbor does and I have been craving when stressed.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-25-2017
(02-25-2017, 12:19 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: $28 for a pack of 23.
Holy shit. I think they are around $6-8 for a pack here.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 02-25-2017
I know fucking ripoff here.....and I don't have cheap taste.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-25-2017
How much do you pay for a gallon of gas?
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 02-25-2017
In my state it's like 1.60 per litre for the good stuff at BP. I only put the good stuff in my car.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 02-25-2017
I bet I use more fuel rambling around back roads than actually doing something useful.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 03-01-2017
I just spent a little bit of time with a beautiful 2 month old Husky, now I've got that puppy lust thing going on.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 03-02-2017
I've been watching and waiting for a giraffe to give birth. Her name is April and she's been pregnant for about 15 months.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 03-02-2017
I hope they were wrong and that stupid giraffe is just really really constipated, live stream that bitches!
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 03-07-2017
Dr. Ben Carson is nuttier than a fruitcake. He said ACA was the worst thing to happen to this nation since slavery. Recently he said slaves were immigrants. After I laugh, I sigh.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 03-07-2017
(03-07-2017, 08:10 PM)Duchess Wrote: Dr. Ben Carson is nuttier than a fruitcake. He said ACA was the worst thing to happen to this nation since slavery. Recently he said slaves were immigrants. After I laugh, I sigh.
I saw that.
He's a fruitcake, alright, and he's ignorant as hell about history. No surprise there.
Once again, the man seemed high as a kite as well.
RE: RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 03-08-2017
Remember he was running to be POTUS as well, maybe it could have turned out worse then it did!