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Hello lovelies! - Printable Version

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RE: Hello lovelies! - Eat Shit And Die - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Slurp!

Was the dick on your forehead secreting again?


RE: Hello lovelies! - IMaDick - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 01:40 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Slurp!

Was the dick on your forehead secreting again?

Was the ass in your mouth tasty?

Please carry on, MF gets all rude and shit if he doesn't get his daily rim job.

there is no need for the rest of us to put up with his crankness just because you can't keep your mind on task.




RE: Hello lovelies! - Eat Shit And Die - 11-14-2011

Yeah, your going to have to put up with MF, i rimmed him once never again.


RE: Hello lovelies! - Smegma - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 01:37 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 01:30 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 12:15 PM)Smegma Wrote: Does "VIP" stand for 'very impotent prick'? How sad that Duchess had to stroke your fragile ego with that label.

"VIP" stands for Very Italian Person, and a stroke of any kind from Duchess is never sad. It's a gift from Zeus, you jealous, cranky, crusty, old seahag internet bitch without a man.

POW!

Slurp!

No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


RE: Hello lovelies! - Duchess - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 02:00 PM)Smegma Wrote: No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


By Dick's logic the simple fact that you agree with him means you're kissing his ass.





RE: Hello lovelies! - Eat Shit And Die - 11-14-2011

So i laugh at one joke the guy has made to the best of my knowledge and im licking his arse? i think its u with a sore ass there cunt Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


RE: Hello lovelies! - Eat Shit And Die - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:00 PM)Smegma Wrote: No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


By Dick's logic the simple fact that you agree with him means you're kissing his ass.

Thats becoz dick IS A DUMBDUMB.


RE: Hello lovelies! - Duchess - 11-14-2011



Careful, that borders on kissing my ass.



RE: Hello lovelies! - Eat Shit And Die - 11-14-2011

Yeah well cud you at least do a fart so i can breathe?


RE: Hello lovelies! - Smegma - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:00 PM)Smegma Wrote: No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


By Dick's logic the simple fact that you agree with him means you're kissing his ass.

"Dick" and "logic" don't belong in the same sentence.



RE: Hello lovelies! - Smegma - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 02:05 PM)ESAD Wrote: So i laugh at one joke the guy has made to the best of my knowledge and im licking his arse? i think its u with a sore ass there cunt Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Jesus, how old are you... 12? That was pathetic.




RE: Hello lovelies! - Duchess - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 02:16 PM)Smegma Wrote: "Dick" and "logic" don't belong in the same sentence.


Oxymoron! Hahahaha!





RE: Hello lovelies! - IMaDick - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 02:16 PM)Smegma Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:00 PM)Smegma Wrote: No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


By Dick's logic the simple fact that you agree with him means you're kissing his ass.

"Dick" and "logic" don't belong in the same sentence.

But I know you smile when you think about me.

I am a legend.




RE: Hello lovelies! - Eat Shit And Die - 11-14-2011

(11-14-2011, 02:17 PM)Smegma Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:05 PM)ESAD Wrote: So i laugh at one joke the guy has made to the best of my knowledge and im licking his arse? i think its u with a sore ass there cunt Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Jesus, how old are you... 12? That was pathetic.

What by giving you a simarlarily retarded retort i come across as 12, well i guess that puts us in a class together then does'nt it.


RE: Hello lovelies! - Midwest Spy - 11-14-2011

I believe that anyone who presses their lips to someone's buttocks, and smooches, is an ASSKISSER.

Kiss-my-ass


RE: Hello lovelies! - IMaDick - 11-14-2011



I'm appalled at the behavior of some of Mocks newest members.


RE: Hello lovelies! - Duchess - 11-14-2011



I'm appalled that you're appalled.



RE: Hello lovelies! - Cracker - 11-14-2011

I'm appalled that you are appalled that Dick is appalled.


RE: Hello lovelies! - Eat Shit And Die - 11-14-2011

I'm a cunt.


RE: Hello lovelies! - Smegma - 11-14-2011

I'm aghast.