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RE: I mock, therefore I am - username - 03-18-2012
Damn. They're like evil twins separated at birth.
I like it!!
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 03-19-2012
(03-18-2012, 11:14 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I too am sensing some festering sexual tension...
You sense some sexual festering, but it's because the "fresh" ladies always go home with the good-looking guys. Try not to judge him.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - HairOfTheDog - 03-19-2012
(03-18-2012, 11:58 PM)username Wrote: Damn. They're like evil twins separated at birth.
I like it!!
It did, in fact, get interesting.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-19-2012
(03-18-2012, 11:09 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: this intro thread is no longer relevant. we can move on to the wider world now. just a suggestion.
I regret to inform you that since my fragile male ego is directly tied to the adulation contained within this vanity thread, I will be unable to comply with your request at this time. If I could afford a corvette in which to conduct my midlife crisis, things would be different.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-19-2012
(03-18-2012, 11:58 PM)username Wrote: Damn. They're like evil twins separated at birth.
I like it!!
She's the evil twin, you can tell because she has that goatee.
And that goat face.
And that goat smell.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 03-19-2012
Listen, Lemmy, I'm just not into you. I prefer educated men.
Plus, you are kinda lame and boring. Not good qualities.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - username - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:13 AM)Donovan Wrote: She's the evil twin, you can tell because she has that goatee.
And that goat face.
And that goat smell.
Oh shit. Dick's marked her as a target now for his next neighborhood party.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - HairOfTheDog - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:20 AM)username Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:13 AM)Donovan Wrote: She's the evil twin, you can tell because she has that goatee.
And that goat face.
And that goat smell.
Oh shit. Dick's marked her as a target now for his next neighborhood party.
And, Maggot accused Cracker of sleeping with a goat in the "Aussie Intervention" thread. It's all starting to make sense. Hmmm, not really...
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 03-19-2012
I would sleep with an old goat if he were rich...
Does that help you two?
hahaha. Just kidding. I barely like feeding the dog. I can't imagine listening to some old goat bitch and moan and snore.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - HairOfTheDog - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:56 AM)Cracker Wrote: I would sleep with an old goat if he were rich...
Does that help you two?
hahaha. Just kidding. I barely like feeding the dog. I can't imagine listening to some old goat bitch and moan and snore.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - HairOfTheDog - 03-19-2012
(03-18-2012, 08:58 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I like Donovan. He's a gentler kind of ass-kicker.
Yeah, I sorta got suckered by that initial "gentler" thing too. Now, I'm afraid to pick up a damn pencil.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Middle Finger - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 03:22 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(03-18-2012, 08:58 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I like Donovan. He's a gentler kind of ass-kicker.
Yeah, I sorta got suckered by that initial "gentler" thing too. Now, I'm afraid to pick up a damn pencil.
I'm a Donovan fan, and a Cracker fan. I don't find Donovan boring at all so I have to disagree with Cracker on that.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 11:23 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm a Donovan fan, and a Cracker fan.
Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Pivot%20MAn
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-19-2012
Thanks. I kinda like it here. I even like cracker she reminds me of that crazy old cat lady who sits on her porch yelling obscenities at the neighborhood kids.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Duchess - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Pivot%20MAn
Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Pivot%20MAn
Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?
I'm surprised that you're familiar with a circle jerk, yes.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - sally - 03-19-2012
I didn't and I wouldn't say I'm ashamed of it.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Duchess - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm surprised that you're familiar with a circle jerk, yes.
Why the hell would that surprise you, people have been using that ridiculous (and stupid) slam for years. Did you think you were being original?
RE: I mock, therefore I am - IMaDick - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Pivot%20MAn
Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?
I'm surprised that you're familiar with a circle jerk, yes.
I'm not surprised that you're familiar with a circle jerk and the pivot position.
Did you win an award or what?
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 01:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm surprised that you're familiar with a circle jerk, yes.
Why the hell would that surprise you, people have been using that ridiculous (and stupid) slam for years. Did you think you were being original?
Did you read post #117?
Looks like my Avatar is still holding that special power over you.