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RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 08-06-2014
(08-06-2014, 10:54 AM)Baldawgbites Wrote:MY MAN!!!(08-06-2014, 10:45 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(08-06-2014, 10:43 AM)Baldawgbites Wrote:REPORTED for bragging.Quote:Nope I refuse to be any kind of medical Groupie... I'm gonna go out on MY terms... Not taking pills... maybe ViagraQuote:Dude... They're not even going to monitor?
I refuse to wear that damn thing... I've had it done before...and I was told there was nothing they could do to affect it at all... so why bother? When It's my time it will be my time... but not for a LONG time!Good to read my friend.
When My Kids turn 40 I'll allow myself to think about all of that shit... That would make me 78... It would be about time to sayBYE BYE Bitches!!!
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Cutz - 08-06-2014
Admit it baldy, you want to surrender to Richard's passions!
![[Image: FrenchBaldy.jpg]](http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo243/lawlbbqwtf/FrenchBaldy.jpg)
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Maggot - 08-06-2014
Is that wisteria or lilac? Richard wants to know.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 08-06-2014
Muuuuahahahaahaaa!!!
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 08-06-2014
(08-06-2014, 10:52 AM)Baldawgbites Wrote: Send Jessica Alba... I'll cook for her and maybe get some sweet action later in the evening... If not... I'll rufie her, and take Nude selfies while sitting next to her semi conscious body on my couch.
You got it.
It's always wise to have a Plan B. So, I'll push Richard into second string position just in case Jessica has important appointments that she can't reschedule when your time comes.
![[Image: 2900697622_84236a99cb_m.jpg]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2900697622_84236a99cb_m.jpg)
She might be busy tanning her ass or something like that.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - cruehead - 08-07-2014
(06-19-2014, 03:53 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: A Special thanks to Blindgreed for sending me the link to this forum... I was an Eagles Message Board Legend... but have been relegated to lowly Newb here I will do my best to insult and ridicule all Dallass and NY Gunt, and Foreskin Fans, and pretty much anyone else who I feel deserves it... Feel free to return the favor, All is in Jest and I'm looking forward to the snappy Reparte'.
well now look what the cat dragged in here after emb
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - cruehead - 08-07-2014
out of curiosity, how many banned emb chumps are in here?
:pot:
hey I like this
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - cruehead - 08-07-2014
ok there we go
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Duchess - 08-07-2014
(08-07-2014, 01:33 AM)cruehead Wrote: how many banned emb chumps are in here?
A couple, maybe three. Most of them went to a different board, Mock isn't really their cup of tea. They want to fuck off, not hangout with a bunch of intellectual assholes.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - ramseycat - 08-07-2014
EMB?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Duchess - 08-07-2014
It's a sports site. The Mods are heavy handed and many have jumped ship.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 08-07-2014
Welcome, cruehead. Did you show up hoping to get some of that sweet Richard Simmons action?
Word spreads quickly in some circles, I guess.
To be expected though; the pearl necklace (with or without the tutu) always seems to attract a certain type of sports fan -- not that there's anything wrong with that.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 08-07-2014
Oh for FUCK sakes, is that Dark Crusader?
Sup DC?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 08-07-2014
(08-07-2014, 10:40 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Word spreads quickly in some circles.Agreed... Cowballs fans are loopy.
Did you show up hoping to get some of that sweet Richard Simmons action, cruehead?
The pearl necklace (with or without the tutu) seems to attract a certain type of sports fan, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Welcome.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 08-07-2014
Sorry Gunnar -- edited my post a bit while you were quoting it.
Anyway......cruehead's a Dallas Cowboys fan, huh?
Does he always choose his teams based on their cheerleaders' outfits?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 08-07-2014
(08-07-2014, 10:48 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sorry Gunnar -- edited my post a bit while you were quoting it.If he can get into the outfit he's a fan.
Anyway......cruehead's a Dallas Cowboys fan, huh?
Does he always choose his teams based on their cheerleaders' outfits?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 08-07-2014
(08-07-2014, 11:02 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: If he can get into the outfit he's a fan.
![[Image: cheerleader.jpg]](http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cheerleader.jpg)
^^ Cruehead?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 08-07-2014
(08-07-2014, 11:16 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-07-2014, 11:02 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: If he can get into the outfit he's a fan.
^^ Cruehead?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - JsMom - 08-07-2014
(08-05-2014, 03:26 PM)Cutz Wrote:(08-05-2014, 03:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I have a friend who's higher up in the Make a Wish Foundation.Forget Alba and make it Richard Simmons and Baldy will be giving mustache rides to heaven.
I'm trying to work a deal for Jessica Alba to visit Baldawg should he become gravely ill.
I had to tell my friend that The Dawg was 10 years old. But, I didn't feel like I was being deceptive given Baldwag's level of maturity and all.
mustache rides.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - cruehead - 08-07-2014
(08-07-2014, 10:40 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Welcome, cruehead. Did you show up hoping to get some of that sweet Richard Simmons action?Christ this shit sounds like fag talk. don't tell me the fags congregate in here too.
Word spreads quickly in some circles, I guess.
To be expected though; the pearl necklace (with or without the tutu) always seems to attract a certain type of sports fan -- not that there's anything wrong with that.