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RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 01-20-2015
You're an asshole, sally. But definitely a funny and mentally sound one.
I kinda figured you knew that, but then self-aware realists are generally open to feedback from others, so I guess it makes sense that you'd ask.
Elsewhere in Mock, aussie's absolutely convinced that she's authentic, that talking about giving to others somehow means that she's got a super special compassion gene, that despite all evidence to the contrary she's highly intelligent, and that she's uniquely qualified to critique and evaluate rock stars -- being that she's so "connected" and all (not that she gives a shit about celebrity or anything).
Which just goes to prove, having a firm grasp on reality and being mentally strong isn't always as easy as the alternative. You don't seem over easy to me -- you seem a strong egg; your fine line isn't scrambled.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 01-20-2015
Oh what now HoTD?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 01-20-2015
What's got you confused, aussie?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-20-2015
Guess what my husband just told me tonight after 23 years of marriage, some 40 year old biker woman with a flat ass and named Peaches took his virginity. He just laid there and closed his eyes while she did her thing. Why would he not tell me this before now, I thought his first was some little slut named Tracy.
I have some secrets too, but damn.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - crash - 01-20-2015
You don't think Sinister went by the road tag Peaches do you?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ZEROSPHERES - 01-20-2015
Sally, Was hubby face up or face down when Peaches did her thing?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 01-20-2015
Shit, sal. Maybe you are a bit of a nutfuck.
I mean, I guess it could be a good justification to get bent if your husband flat-out lied to you about it before, or if Peaches was your aunt or something.
Other than that, why the hell do you care if it was Peaches or Tracy?
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ZEROSPHERES - 01-20-2015
(01-20-2015, 01:35 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Shit, sal. Maybe you are a bit of a nutfuck.
I mean, I guess it could be a good justification to get bent if your husband flat-out lied to you about it before, or if Peaches was your aunt or something.
Other than that, why the hell do you care if it was Peaches or Tracy?
Maybe because Peaches was known for wearing a strap-on
http://www.theadulttoyshop.com/strap-ons?gclid=CjwKEAiA8_KlBRD9z_jl_fKBhQkSJABDKqiX0e2dE6g1C1NBfYtewBzAeGS0os-1TfBgWRUTzL4dpBoCilTw_wcB
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - crash - 01-20-2015
Jesus wept..
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 01-20-2015
Now that I think about it, sally and her husband got married as teens.
I guess just finding out that a middle-aged, teen-humping, flat-assed, biker-chick named "Peaches" was the husband's first ride might be a little surreal, strap-on or not.
I picture someone who goes by "Peaches" to be fat-assed; don't know why.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - username - 01-20-2015
Peaches probably referred to her boobs (although at 40, it was probably a nickname from her 20's).
I don't know. You were thinking about killing him the other day. Just on principle, I say go for it.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ZEROSPHERES - 01-20-2015
Just wait untill Sally finds her picture.
![[Image: WEFYY.jpg]](http://s976.photobucket.com/user/zerospheres/media/WEFYY.jpg.html)
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-20-2015
(01-19-2015, 09:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why are they affecting you so much?
...because I made the ridiculous mistake of comparing my life to theirs. I keep it warm enough in here so I can still run around in the same kind of clothes I wear in the Summer while they are dressed like they would be for going outdoors in the Winter because they have no heat. I felt very guilty for having heat for fuckssake.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - FAHQTOO - 01-20-2015
(01-20-2015, 12:04 AM)sally Wrote:(01-19-2015, 01:01 PM)Cutz Wrote:
I'm not saying you have the common mental health issues.
You're what doctors would call, "Absolutely bonkers."
And that's the technical term.
I'm interested to know what makes you think I'm a nutfuck.
Do I really come across as a crazy bitch? I always kind of prided myself as being a strong minded person.
Look at who you replied to and ask yourself that question again. All is well.
We ALL know who the real crazy bitch is in here.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-20-2015
A message for Aussiecouger
When peeling an apple it is best and faster to peel it from stem to stern not around and around until you get dizzy with a knife in your hand, you could fall and knock the hot tea kettle off the stovey and burn your toes and stuff.
Your pal
Maggot
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-20-2015
(01-20-2015, 01:35 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Other than that, why the hell do you care if it was Peaches or Tracy?
Why? Because he was 14 and flat ass Peaches was 40. She did have big boobs though so in his mind that makes it ok that Peaches is a filthy pervert.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 01-20-2015
Yeah, Peaches sounds like the pits. Nasty old bitch.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - FAHQTOO - 01-20-2015
I'm sure Peaches has turned into Prunes by now.
Boys/men really do have blinders on when it comes to sex. At 14, a 40 yr old man might as well have been 100...eww.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-20-2015
Yeah when I was 14 the thought of having sex with a 40 yr old man would have been vomit inducing.
RE: The 2015 trivial drivel thread - ZEROSPHERES - 01-20-2015
That could work if a girl was bulimic.