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RE: NFL 2023 - Clang McFly - 10-09-2023
(10-09-2023, 09:10 AM)Duchess Wrote: Your coach keeps benching the QB yet sticks with him week after week. WTF is up with that?
I don't know. Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face. He's a hard man to read.
RE: NFL 2023 - Duchess - 10-09-2023
(10-09-2023, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face.
You speak the truth, young man.
RE: NFL 2023 - rothschild - 10-09-2023
Who better than the Patsies to be the patsies?
Only 12 more games, Duchess.
RE: NFL 2023 - Duchess - 10-09-2023
(10-09-2023, 02:41 PM)rothschild Wrote: Only 12 more games, Duchess.
Every game takes years off my life.
I wait all off-season for football to start. I get so damn excited, excited like a little kid at Christmas only to spend the next several weeks/months in a heightened state of anxiety every week. My head in my hands muttering. A week ago I muted the ending of the game, I just couldn't handle it one more second. I should probably care that this sounds like some kind of lunacy.
RE: NFL 2023 - Clang McFly - 10-09-2023
(10-09-2023, 11:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:(10-09-2023, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Bellachick has Resting Bastard Face.
Young man? I'm 50 and was high as fuck yesterday after a few bong rips for most of Cannastock. Then I barely made it back to my brother Ed's apartment and slept for 11 hours. I'm getting too old for this shit.
RE: NFL 2023 - rothschild - 10-09-2023
(10-09-2023, 03:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:(10-09-2023, 02:41 PM)rothschild Wrote: Only 12 more games, Duchess.
Every game takes years off my life.
I wait all off-season for football to start. I get so damn excited, excited like a little kid at Christmas only to spend the next several weeks/months in a heightened state of anxiety every week. My head in my hands muttering. A week ago I muted the ending of the game, I just couldn't handle it one more second. I should probably care that this sounds like some kind of lunacy.
Let me know if you manage to find out why we do these things to ourselves.
RE: NFL 2023 - Duchess - 10-12-2023
Some girls want trinkets & flowers. I want this. I'd wear it every game day and I'd holler GO BIRDS across the parking lot.
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RE: NFL 2023 - Duchess - 10-15-2023
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RE: NFL 2023 - rothschild - 10-15-2023
I'm picturing you in a nightgown, watching your game on the couch, wearing your helmet and smoking a spliff.
RE: NFL 2023 - cannongal - 10-15-2023
I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady. If I see one more news report about her being at a football game, I'm going to nuke my cable box.
RE: NFL 2023 - Duchess - 10-15-2023
(10-15-2023, 09:09 AM)rothschild Wrote: I'm picturing you in a nightgown, watching your game on the couch, wearing your helmet and smoking a spliff.
Ahahaha! I would love, LOVE to have a helmet to wear while watching. It would be a dream. I would holler & flex just like the big boys when great plays were made. No nightgown in the middle of the afternoon for this old lady, it's my favorite thermal loungewear, baybay.
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RE: NFL 2023 - Clang McFly - 10-15-2023
(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady. If I see one more news report about her being at a football game, I'm going to nuke my cable box.
No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.
RE: NFL 2023 - cannongal - 10-16-2023
(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady. If I see one more news report about her being at a football game, I'm going to nuke my cable box.
No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.
No bad blood, just annoyance in general. I don't watch much football, and I'm not a Swift fan, it just seems like every time I click through the channels, there's a blurb about swift and kelce. Yesterday, one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet. I guess I just don't understand the frenzy. Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles, I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.
RE: NFL 2023 - Duchess - 10-16-2023
My team lost.
RE: NFL 2023 - Clang McFly - 10-16-2023
(10-16-2023, 02:58 AM)cannongal Wrote:(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady. If I see one more news report about her being at a football game, I'm going to nuke my cable box.
No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.
No bad blood, just annoyance in general. I don't watch much football, and I'm not a Swift fan, it just seems like every time I click through the channels, there's a blurb about swift and kelce. Yesterday, one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet. I guess I just don't understand the frenzy. Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles, I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.
Yeah I know your not a Swift fan. You didn't seem to catch my references to two of her songs. Bad Blood and Shake It Off.
RE: NFL 2023 - cannongal - 10-16-2023
(10-16-2023, 06:29 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-16-2023, 02:58 AM)cannongal Wrote:(10-15-2023, 01:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-15-2023, 09:56 AM)cannongal Wrote: I've spent the last 2 weeks wishing Taylor Swift would take a football to the nose like Marcia Brady. If I see one more news report about her being at a football game, I'm going to nuke my cable box.
No need for the bad blood. You can just shake it off.
No bad blood, just annoyance in general. I don't watch much football, and I'm not a Swift fan, it just seems like every time I click through the channels, there's a blurb about swift and kelce. Yesterday, one of the Boston news stations had a story about kelce's mom wearing a pink swift bracelet. I guess I just don't understand the frenzy. Like when teenage girls used to scream and faint over Elvis or the Beatles, I never understood how people could get excited enough to faint over a musician.
Yeah I know your not a Swift fan. You didn't seem to catch my references to two of her songs. Bad Blood and Shake It Off.
RE: NFL 2023 - BigMark - 10-16-2023
Reminds me of my first period, I HAD to wear the white pants to school that day.
RE: NFL 2023 - Clang McFly - 10-16-2023
(10-16-2023, 08:58 AM)BigMark Wrote: Reminds me of my first period, I HAD to wear the white pants to school that day.
Well shouldn't have worn the white pants because it was after Labor Day.
RE: NFL 2023 - BigMark - 10-16-2023
Don't even get me started on my first little bastard birth, I was in labor 22 hours and the ice machine was broken. Then the stupid fucker used a dull hacksaw for my episiotomy, then stitched it up so tight my hubby comes in Two seconds now, my acting ain't THAT great!
RE: NFL 2023 - Duchess - 10-16-2023
I'm supposed to stop wearing my white jeans after Labor Day? C'mon!