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RE: I mock, therefore I am - Duchess - 03-19-2012
Special power? I look at that soft handed bastard & it makes me want to nail you right square in the balls.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 01:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Special power? I look at that soft handed bastard & it makes me want to nail you right square in the balls.
Special power to get you fired up and rarin' to go!
You're welcome!
RE: I mock, therefore I am - sally - 03-19-2012
Mock is overrun with eunuchs so there's no sense in arguing about circle jerks and pivot men anyway.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-19-2012
Justin Timberlake said it's not gay if it's a three-way. And he said it on tv so it must be true...
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Middle Finger - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(03-19-2012, 11:23 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm a Donovan fan, and a Cracker fan.
Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Pivot%20MAn
How DARE you ...
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Middle Finger - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Pivot%20MAn
Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?
I didn't.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - ramseycat - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 02:19 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Pivot%20MAn
Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?
I didn't.
Me either. And now I wish I DIDN'T know now.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 02:19 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Pivot%20MAn
Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?
I didn't.
I don't know, MF, when I'm around, she's aroused. She can't think straight, can't comprehend dialogue in a thread, and forgets her name.
Either I have some heavy male musk that gets her juices flowing or my Avatar makes her crazy cuz he looks like a faggoty she-man.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Duchess - 03-19-2012
I don't want to fight with you, it's inappropriate for me to be mean to my own people. Just do what I tell you to do & it'll all be good. Thanks!
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I don't want to fight with you, it's inappropriate for me to be mean to my own people. Just do what I tell you to do & it'll all be good. Thanks!
Absolutely your Worship.
BTW, I've just figured out the dynamics of our relationship.
You're Princess Leia and I'm Han Solo.
She craved her sum Han Solo! (He also liked to call her 'Your Worship').
He liked her amazing rack.
You see where I'm going with this?
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Duchess - 03-19-2012
I'm not showing you my amazing rack.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 04:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm not showing you my amazing rack.
Leia played hard to get as well, but I think we all know how it turned out in the end.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Duchess - 03-19-2012
You're barking up the wrong tree. I dig chicks.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
(03-19-2012, 05:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You're barking up the wrong tree. I dig chicks.
Well, then, my long time 3-way fantasy could still have some life???
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Duchess - 03-19-2012
You're supposed to be turned off & leave me alone when I tell you that.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2012
You've shown enough with some of your photos that I know you're hiding a Carrie Fisher body in there.
Remember the first 2 Star Wars movies? Had her all covered up, and then, Return of the Jedi comes out, and Carrie's clothes came off!
Every guy in America rejoiced. Hallelujah!
RE: I mock, therefore I am - aussiefriend - 03-23-2012
(03-19-2012, 12:56 AM)Cracker Wrote: I would sleep with an old goat if he were rich...
Cracker are you a filipino?
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-24-2012
she's fulla something.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Love Child - 04-25-2012
I'll be full of it.
My Dono! 10 Pages! I wouldn't expect anything less. How you doin sexy?
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 04-25-2012
(04-25-2012, 09:06 PM)Love Child Wrote: How you doin sexy?
Gross.