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RE: Assholes in the news - Duchess - 09-12-2018
Wouldn't that make kids wants to eat Twinkies? Twinkies aren't even a food for godssake. Everything in them is unpronounceable.
Maybe we need something like a daily weirdo thread. Sally, you're in charge.
RE: Assholes in the news - HairOfTheDog - 09-12-2018
What an asshole -- beats up a child and gets his ass whooped by mom for trying to steal a toy.
![[Image: maxresdefault.jpg]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zgVBJYvnb6k/maxresdefault.jpg)
It's gotta be embarrassing to show up all over the media and YouTube for being such a Ding Dong.
RE: Assholes in the news - Maggot - 09-12-2018
I hate what Twinkies have become almost as bad as when a Kardasion is yapping during a bikini photoshoot. That family has bod! But their mouth ruins the entire trip.
RE: Assholes in the news - sally - 09-12-2018
(09-12-2018, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote: Wouldn't that make kids wants to eat Twinkies? Twinkies aren't even a food for godssake. Everything in them is unpronounceable.
Maybe we need something like a daily weirdo thread. Sally, you're in charge.
I should start one. On a daily basis the local news here has a story that makes you think WTF.
RE: Assholes in the news - Carsman - 09-12-2018
The POTUS is taking flack for going on the TV News today and saying Hurricane Florence is Tremendously Big & Tremendously Wet!
RE: BRAGADOCIOUIS! - Carsman - 09-26-2018
I just saw Mr. Wonderful in a News Interview, and he said:
I don't want to be too BRAGADOCIOUS of the great job I'm doing! I almost wet my pants laughing!!
(I'm waiting for the "media" to jump on that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious "new" word!)
RE: Assholes in the news - HairOfTheDog - 12-09-2018
Porch Pirates are complete fucking assholes.
Twice now we've had packages delivered only to have them stolen from the porch. The first time, the asshole thief actually left the empty box in front of my driveway.
The second time, I was at home waiting for the package and the Fed Ex guy didn't even knock. When I checked the status and went outside to get it, there was nothing there. Sometimes I wonder if the delivery guys are part of the racket.
Anyway, all across the country, they're making off with thousands of people's on-line orders and gift deliveries every day. Police and consumers have started setting up stings and investing in new technology that scares off or captures the thieves on tape.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-perspec-porch-pirates-packages-christmas-gifts-holidays-1210-20181206-story.html
The house we'll be renting in Arizona is serviced by Cox Cable/Internet. They have a package plan which contains the Smart Home program for like $5 more per month that monitors the front door from the customer's smart phone. I signed up for it.
RE: Assholes in the news - Rootilda - 12-09-2018
It'd be tempting to set up an obstacle course on the front lawn. Oh you stepped in a hole and broke your ankle? What a shame.
RE: Assholes in the news - Maggot - 12-09-2018
(12-09-2018, 08:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Porch Pirates are complete fucking assholes.
Twice now we've had packages delivered only to have them stolen from the porch. The first time, the asshole thief actually left the empty box in front of my driveway.
The second time, I was at home waiting for the package and the Fed Ex guy didn't even knock. When I checked the status and went outside to get it, there was nothing there. Sometimes I wonder if the delivery guys are part of the racket.
Anyway, all across the country, they're making off with thousands of people's on-line orders and gift deliveries every day. Police and consumers have started setting up stings and investing in new technology that scares off or captures the thieves on tape.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-perspec-porch-pirates-packages-christmas-gifts-holidays-1210-20181206-story.html
The house we'll be renting in Arizona is serviced by Cox Cable/Internet. They have a package plan which contains the Smart Home program for like $5 more per month that monitors the front door from the customer's smart phone. I signed up for it.
Just get some Amazon boxes, fill them with all your leftover junk and put them on your porch. Throw a bag of dog-shit in for ambiance.
RE: Assholes in the news - BigMark - 12-09-2018
I have the ring hello doorbell, love and it was easy to install.
RE: Assholes in the news - MirahM - 12-14-2018
Asshole in the NEWS is the one that said, "WE CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW DANGEROUS THIS TREK IS TO MAKE THROUGH MEXICO"
THOSE FUCKERS! IT IS DANGEROUS FOR THEM TO STAY! FUCKERS!
RE: Assholes in the news - Fry Guy - 12-15-2018
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/central-america-migrants-rape_n_5806972
Indeed. Trump should build the wall.
RE: Assholes in the news - MirahM - 12-15-2018
Yes, I will be so much safer up here in my city once that wall is built, I can't tell you how much safer I will be. Maybe I can go on walks outside at midnight, or accept rides from strangers, or pick up hitch hikers now.
RE: Assholes in the news - Fry Guy - 12-15-2018
It is something I normally would not encourage BUT in your case.....?
RE: Assholes in the news - MirahM - 12-15-2018
Classy.
Stop putting me in a box! I don't belong there!
RE: Assholes in the news - Fry Guy - 12-15-2018
RE: Assholes in the news - HairOfTheDog - 12-15-2018
I think this Reverend is a real asshole.
![[Image: article-6498137-7461678-608_964x398.jpg]](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/15/14/article-6498137-7461678-608_964x398.jpg)
Maurice Hullibarger, 18, from Temperance in Michigan, died on December 4.
The priest at his funeral suggested over and over in his homily that Maurice may not get to heaven because he killed himself, which caused some of Maurice's friend to leave the service in tears and deeply upset Maurice's family.
Maurice's father finally had to approach Reverend Don LaCuesta during the service and whisper to him to 'please stop' condemning his son, but the Reverend did not stop.
The Archdiocese of Detroit said LaCuesta won’t be allowed to give sermons at funerals indefinitely. Good.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6498137/Outrage-priest-said-suicide-victim-not-heaven.html
RE: Assholes in the news - ZEROSPHERES - 02-19-2020
This happened yesterday down near Ski in Florida. The train dragged the car on the tracks for hundreds of feet before stopping.
![[Image: 0eae2c513646d7be6c9c1a1cdca57305.gif]](http://i.picasion.com/pic89/0eae2c513646d7be6c9c1a1cdca57305.gif)
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/02/18/1-killed-in-collision-involving-vehicle-brightline-train-in-pompano-beach/
RE: Assholes in the news - Carsman - 02-19-2020
(02-19-2020, 07:54 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: This happened yesterday down in Florida.
Ouch!
RE: Assholes in the news - Maggot - 02-20-2020
A train does not stop on a dime that's what makes them dangerous.