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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 11-24-2009

(11-24-2009, 02:12 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Jeez! who's slipped the dildo into your cornshute?


Someone I have to occasionally deal with...So, my way of dealing with it today was to take the rest of the day off...I feel much better already...Had you come upon me while I was feeling so negative, you never would have known, somehow I manage to look serene & carefree, go figure.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 11-24-2009

I like seeing this passionate side.

Next time you feel like that please feel free to spank my ass and call me a bitch!

::bow::


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 11-24-2009

(11-24-2009, 03:28 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I like seeing this passionate side.

Next time you feel like that please feel free to spank my ass and call me a bitch!

::bow::

::lol:: OP is in a playful mood today.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 11-24-2009

Hey OP - have you ever eaten a 'oatcake'? Are they any good?

(I've been thinking about trying to make them instead of 'pancakes' for my kid)


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 11-25-2009




Whoa...That guy really pissed me off...I am so glad I didn't let him know that he has that effect on me.



RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 11-25-2009

Please, please, please let us get out of work early today. I know I'm spoiled, but 'they' used to let us out half-day on the days before a major holiday, now we're lucky to get 59 minutes. I thank my lucky stars everyday that I'm employed but I really do miss the old days when they were a lot more generous with time off like that.

I've got the rest of my bottle of Crown waiting for me... hopefully no more embarrassing (for you guys, not so much for me) booby photos. Or, wait! I've got that crazy photo editor that warps images... that might be fun! Woo hoo! We can have a 'what body part is this?' contest.

I'm kidding! I can just imaging OP getting his g-string in a twist in outrage at my spinsterish attempt at attention again. *snicker*


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 11-25-2009

(11-25-2009, 08:28 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: hopefully no more embarrassing (for you guys, not so much for me) booby photos.


I wasn't embarrassed in the slightest, I thought it was a hoot & reading the reaction of Twistie was priceless !...As much shit as I have to listen to in regards to my avatars I would never have the balls to go whole hog, so to speak, I admire girly balls.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 11-25-2009

Your avatars never bothered me until that slutty cowgirl one. That chick just annoys me for some reason. I like the last one you had with the stiletto heel snagged on the panties.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 11-25-2009

My amazing Martha Stewart mother-in-law has begun the awesome cooking.

::bana::


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 11-25-2009




I've got someone else doing the cooking too...Heh..::bantits::



RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 11-25-2009

Heh. Heh heh.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 11-25-2009

(11-25-2009, 08:28 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Please, please, please let us get out of work early today.


Well....Did they cut you loose ?


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 11-25-2009

In a manner of speaking. *evil smiley that I'm too lazy to look up*


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 11-25-2009

(11-25-2009, 03:22 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: In a manner of speaking. *evil smiley that I'm too lazy to look up*

We used to do that in Jr High and High school.... fire alarm, evac, walk away and not get marked absent for it because we already had 'home room' and were marked present for the day!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 11-25-2009

Well, it might've actually been a valid alarm... there's some construction going on in the building and the alarms are super sensitive because of hydraulic fluid leaks blah blah blah but the timing was a little suspicious. Works for me!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 11-25-2009

4:30 PM - Matt: "I'll be back in no less than half an hour. This remote shouldn't take that long to program. I'll bring home dinner so you can finish what you're doing and not have to cook."

Me: "Great! Thanks I appreciate that."

Me on phone to Matt: "It's 7:45 PM. Are you lost? Arrested? Shooting the shit? Killing a cow?"

I want my Brazilian BBQ!!

But a Brazilian Cowboy won't be a bad substitute either!
[Image: topless-sm.jpg]


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 11-26-2009




Hubba..Hubba !...I love a dude in a cowboy hat...Oh hell yeah.



RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - ramseycat - 11-26-2009

He is YUMMY!!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 11-26-2009

It is this lovely man - PBR's own Guilherme Marchi

The man is definitely yummy.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 11-26-2009




He is smokin' hot !...No doubt about it.