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"TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Carsman - 11-22-2013

. . . . lucky bastards!!! hah


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RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Maggot - 11-22-2013

Smiley_emoticons_shocked UB,, R,, UMMMM abadda abadda


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Carsman - 11-22-2013

(11-22-2013, 01:42 PM)Maggot Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_shocked UB,, R,, UMMMM abadda abadda

Abba dabba dooo!! hah


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Maggot - 11-22-2013

Whoa Wilma! Hello Betty!!


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Blindgreed1 - 11-22-2013

YES PLEASE!!!


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Maggot - 11-22-2013

Don't need the x-ray scanner for that.


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Duchess - 11-22-2013

(11-22-2013, 01:47 PM)Carsman Wrote: Abba dabba dooo!! hah


Abba dabba dooo is right! That's a Louis Vuitton tote!



RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - SIXFOOTERsez - 11-22-2013




RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Blindgreed1 - 11-22-2013

(11-22-2013, 03:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-22-2013, 01:47 PM)Carsman Wrote: Abba dabba dooo!! hah


Abba dabba dooo is right! That's a Louis Vuitton tote!
She has a tote? Big surprise


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Maggot - 11-23-2013

(11-22-2013, 04:14 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:

I can only get a couple words out of each line or every other one in that thing. The rest is like a different language.


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Cynical Ninja - 11-26-2013

I think spy seduced and made sweet sweet love to her in one of his wet dreams he confuses with reality.

I'd be more than happy to give her a pat down however it might take several hours.


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 11-26-2013

He does look great.

Some transvestites make for gorgeous women.

Anyway, the guy in the OP says he's very pleased with the hormone stage of his transformation and is saving for complete gender reassignment surgery; tucking it in can be such a pain in the ass.


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Cynical Ninja - 11-26-2013

I don't care if he/she was packing eight inches in her/his jockstrap I would still like to give her/his boobage the once over just to say I had.

Lol.

“Ah, so your name is Frank and your hobbies are musicals, fashion and making grown men weep?”


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Maggot - 11-26-2013

Liars!!! 21


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 11-26-2013

I'm totally effin' around in the boner thread.

Sorry, guys. I have no reason to believe that's not a bona fide gorgeous woman.

Just a little payback for all those times you guys quashed username's George Clooney lust or insisted that the bulges on the male models only respond to other men.

I woulda done an apples to apples mock and made the woman in the OP a lesbian instead of a tranny, but that would have had a positive effect on most of you - I just know it!

Rise again. I'll stay the hell outta your thread - promise.

Run1


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Cynical Ninja - 11-26-2013

Would the idea of fondling massive tits override the idea they were attached to Frank?

That is the question Horatio.

Lol.


RE: "TSA pat down" imminent . . . . . - Maggot - 11-26-2013

Here I am looking for an adams apple with my lupe and all I see are pixels.